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Darkside
 Post subject: Jeff Goldblum
PostPosted: Tue Jan 28, 2014 9:08 pm 
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You know what jackass just cause you play a smart guy in everything doesn't make you a smart guy you granola eatin soy milk motherfucker.

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 Post subject: Re: Jeff Goldblum
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Darkside wrote:
You know what jackass just cause you play a smart guy in everything doesn't make you a smart guy you granola eatin soy milk motherfucker.


Relax, Jeff Goldblum is fine.
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 Post subject: Re: Jeff Goldblum
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Darkside wrote:
You know what jackass just cause you play a smart guy in everything doesn't make you a smart guy you granola eatin soy milk motherfucker.


Relax, Jeff Goldblum is fine.

I don't think he's good looking at all.

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 Post subject: Re: Jeff Goldblum
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Darkside wrote:
SomeGuy wrote:
Darkside wrote:
You know what jackass just cause you play a smart guy in everything doesn't make you a smart guy you granola eatin soy milk motherfucker.


Relax, Jeff Goldblum is fine.

I don't think he's good looking at all.


Brundle-Fly is the goods.

Loved it when he blew his own brains out, or at least pantomimed the chick to do it.
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 Post subject: Re: Jeff Goldblum
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 Post subject: Re: Jeff Goldblum
PostPosted: Tue Jan 28, 2014 9:34 pm 
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Hey, hey, hey, don't you tell him to shut up!

You'd all be dead now if it weren't for my David!

None of you did anything to prevent this!
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Darkside
 Post subject: Re: Jeff Goldblum
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rogers park bryan wrote:
Hey, hey, hey, don't you tell him to shut up!

You'd all be dead now if it weren't for my David!

None of you did anything to prevent this!

:lol:
Noice.

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 Post subject: Re: Jeff Goldblum
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Ah, the letter two.

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 Post subject: Re: Jeff Goldblum
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Darkside wrote:
rogers park bryan wrote:
Hey, hey, hey, don't you tell him to shut up!

You'd all be dead now if it weren't for my David!

None of you did anything to prevent this!

:lol:
Noice.

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 Post subject: Re: Jeff Goldblum
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rogers park bryan wrote:
Hey, hey, hey, don't you tell him to shut up!

You'd all be dead now if it weren't for my David!

None of you did anything to prevent this!

Post of the day.

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Darkside wrote:
You know what jackass just cause you play a smart guy in everything doesn't make you a smart guy you granola eatin soy milk motherfucker.



Never liked this guy.

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Tad Queasy
 Post subject: Re: Jeff Goldblum
PostPosted: Wed Jan 29, 2014 12:40 pm 
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This SNL skit in which Goldblum (playing an astrophysicist...relating to Darko's point) is interviewed by Harry Caray is pretty funny:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vrFUBKCONfs

A snippet:

Harry Caray: That's something else. Let me ask what's your favorite planet.

Dr. Ken Waller: Well, I don't have a favorite. I find them all fascinating there all a part of a-

Harry Caray: Mine's the sun. Always has been. I like it because it's like the king of planets.

Dr. Ken Waller: Well, Actually Harry it's not a planet it's a star.

Harry Caray: Well! Planet or starwhen that thing burns out were all gonna be dead.

Dr. Ken Waller: Well that's true but it's not gonna burn out for a very long time.

Harry Caray: I hope not. Dr. have you ever seen an eclipse.

Dr. Ken Waller: Ah! Yeah I've seen many.

Harry Caray: You know if you stare at it head on it'll burn your eyes out.

Dr. Ken Waller: Well it's not best to stare at the sun in an eclipse.

Harry Caray: Well it's hard not to. I once took a pair of binoculars and stared at the sun for over a hour.

Dr. Ken Waller: Why would you do that?

Harry Caray: Curiosity I guess. Heck I'm curious as a cat. I have a couple of friends that call me whiskers.


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