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MattInTheCrown

Post subject: Re: Commercials That Make Me Want to Kill, Part Deux

Posted: Wed Feb 12, 2014 9:34 am

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Is it just me, or are these Pajamagram commercials getting awkwardly sexual? Every fucking one has a ass-fuck flap now.

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Tad Queasy

Post subject: Re: Commercials That Make Me Want to Kill, Part Deux

Posted: Wed Feb 12, 2014 10:29 am

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MattInTheCrown wrote:

Is it just me, or are these Pajamagram commercials getting awkwardly sexual? Every fucking one has a ass-fuck flap now.

They have gotten very awkwardly sexual, and hearing guys on the Score read them makes them sound as unsexy as humanly possible. Those reads need to be done by a woman, not leering, pervy sounding guys.

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Hank Scorpio

Post subject: Re: Commercials That Make Me Want to Kill, Part Deux

Posted: Wed Feb 12, 2014 12:32 pm

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MattInTheCrown wrote:

Is it just me, or are these Pajamagram commercials getting awkwardly sexual? Every fucking one has a ass-fuck flap now.

Yeah, they try to be PC about it but the bottom line is they are selling clothes with holes in them for the crotch, tits and asshole.

Go fuck your wife in the asshole without taking her PJs off!!!

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redskingreg

Post subject: Re: Commercials That Make Me Want to Kill, Part Deux

Posted: Wed Feb 12, 2014 12:57 pm

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After a brief hiatus, the raspy Caller Bob is back in full force.

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MattInTheCrown

Post subject: Re: Commercials That Make Me Want to Kill, Part Deux

Posted: Wed Feb 12, 2014 2:55 pm

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redskingreg wrote:

After a brief hiatus, the raspy Caller Bob is back in full force.

Boy is she ever. Urge to murder rising.

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Spaulding

Post subject: Re: Commercials That Make Me Want to Kill, Part Deux

Posted: Wed Feb 12, 2014 10:25 pm

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This made me laugh

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=jVcJOsQoLu8

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jimmypasta

Post subject: Re: Commercials That Make Me Want to Kill, Part Deux

Posted: Wed Feb 12, 2014 10:32 pm

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Spaulding wrote:

This made me laugh

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=jVcJOsQoLu8

Is that for real? Classy.

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Spaulding

Post subject: Re: Commercials That Make Me Want to Kill, Part Deux

Posted: Wed Feb 12, 2014 10:34 pm

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It was just on amc during shawls hank redemption. I think that's what made it so funny.

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jimmypasta

Post subject: Re: Commercials That Make Me Want to Kill, Part Deux

Posted: Wed Feb 12, 2014 10:36 pm

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Spaulding wrote:

It was just on amc during shawls hank redemption. I think that's what made it so funny.

I guess I'm the only man that never saw that movie.

Well me & Bruce Jenner.

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Tad Queasy

Post subject: Re: Commercials That Make Me Want to Kill, Part Deux

Posted: Thu Feb 13, 2014 12:45 pm

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Spaulding wrote:

This made me laugh

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=jVcJOsQoLu8

WTH? Did someone say "You know what the problem is with sex toy commercials? You hardly ever seen children in them."

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IkeSouth

Post subject: Re: Commercials That Make Me Want to Kill, Part Deux

Posted: Thu Feb 13, 2014 12:52 pm

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i thought it was her kids dresser she went into

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Don Tiny

Post subject: Re: Commercials That Make Me Want to Kill, Part Deux

Posted: Thu Feb 13, 2014 1:00 pm

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Hank Scorpio wrote:

MattInTheCrown wrote:

Is it just me, or are these Pajamagram commercials getting awkwardly sexual? Every fucking one has a ass-fuck flap now.

Yeah, they try to be PC about it but the bottom line is they are selling clothes with holes in them for the crotch, tits and asshole.

Go fuck your wife in the asshole without taking her PJs off!!!

... Simpsons-style "super-liminal" advertising ...

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Frank Coztansa

Post subject: Re: Commercials That Make Me Want to Kill, Part Deux

Posted: Thu Feb 13, 2014 1:02 pm

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With extra Big Mac Saaaaaaaaaaauuuuuuucccccee!

Die.

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Hank Scorpio

Post subject: Re: Commercials That Make Me Want to Kill, Part Deux

Posted: Thu Feb 13, 2014 1:53 pm

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Spaulding wrote:

It was just on amc during shawls hank redemption. I think that's what made it so funny.

My shawls have no redeeming qualities.

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lipidquadcab

Post subject: Re: Commercials That Make Me Want to Kill, Part Deux

Posted: Thu Feb 13, 2014 1:56 pm

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Hank Scorpio wrote:

MattInTheCrown wrote:

Is it just me, or are these Pajamagram commercials getting awkwardly sexual? Every fucking one has a ass-fuck flap now.

Yeah, they try to be PC about it but the bottom line is they are selling clothes with holes in them for the crotch, tits and asshole.

Go fuck your wife in the asshole without taking her PJs off!!!

Looking forward to 2015 when they give up on being PC and just get straight to the point...

"You give her PJs, she'll give you BJs!"

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Hank Scorpio

Post subject: Re: Commercials That Make Me Want to Kill, Part Deux

Posted: Thu Feb 13, 2014 2:04 pm

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Someone should just embrace that. Run a marketing survey "What gift could your husband buy you to get you to resume giving BJs like you did when he was younger and stupid and thought he would always still get regular BJs."

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Spaulding

Post subject: Re: Commercials That Make Me Want to Kill, Part Deux

Posted: Thu Feb 13, 2014 2:10 pm

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Hank Scorpio wrote:

My shawls have no redeeming qualities.

Stupid auto correct.

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Makalu G

Post subject: Re: Commercials That Make Me Want to Kill, Part Deux

Posted: Thu Feb 13, 2014 2:24 pm

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Tad Queasy wrote:

2) Pajamagram (WSCR hosts like Spiegel, Boers, and Leery have a knack for making these annoying not only because of the frequency with which they run, but also the creepy way in which they're read)

Amen...

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Spaulding

Post subject: Re: Commercials That Make Me Want to Kill, Part Deux

Posted: Thu Feb 13, 2014 2:27 pm

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Makalu G wrote:

Tad Queasy wrote:

2) Pajamagram (WSCR hosts like Spiegel, Boers, and Leery have a knack for making these annoying not only because of the frequency with which they run, but also the creepy way in which they're read)

Amen...

Jurkos are pretty funny.

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Makalu G

Post subject: Re: Commercials That Make Me Want to Kill, Part Deux

Posted: Thu Feb 13, 2014 2:29 pm

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Spaulding wrote:

Jurkos are pretty funny.

Yeah, probably. He's funny, but that show is unlistenable to me...

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Spaulding

Post subject: Re: Commercials That Make Me Want to Kill, Part Deux

Posted: Thu Feb 13, 2014 2:35 pm

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It was good yesterday but no that's not the norm.

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Don Tiny

Post subject: Re: Commercials That Make Me Want to Kill, Part Deux

Posted: Thu Feb 13, 2014 2:41 pm

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Hank Scorpio wrote:

Spaulding wrote:

It was just on amc during shawls hank redemption. I think that's what made it so funny.

My shawls have no redeeming qualities.

Hooray for Hankford Scorpion.

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redskingreg

Post subject: Re: Commercials That Make Me Want to Kill, Part Deux

Posted: Thu Feb 13, 2014 3:42 pm

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I guarantee there's a bag of chips on my dashboard.

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MattInTheCrown

Post subject: Re: Commercials That Make Me Want to Kill, Part Deux

Posted: Thu Feb 13, 2014 5:23 pm

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redskingreg wrote:

I guarantee there's a bag of chips on my dashboard.

I hate all of those ads, but that one is especially infuriating. What's the guy even claiming? That higher testosterone made him stop eating junk food? What the fuck is that?

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater

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Posted: Thu Feb 13, 2014 5:25 pm

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Hertz?

Well, it hurts a little but I'm not gonna cry about it...

IYE IYE IYE IYE IYE IYE IYE IYE IYE IYE IYE IYE IYE IYE IYE IYE IYE IYE IYE IYE IYE

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MattInTheCrown

Post subject: Re: Commercials That Make Me Want to Kill, Part Deux

Posted: Thu Feb 13, 2014 5:50 pm

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:

Hertz?

Well, it hurts a little but I'm not gonna cry about it...

IYE IYE IYE IYE IYE IYE IYE IYE IYE IYE IYE IYE IYE IYE IYE IYE IYE IYE IYE IYE IYE

That has to be a screwup, right? That can't possibly be how that ad is supposed to end. But, if so, why do they play it anyways?

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater

Post subject: Re: Commercials That Make Me Want to Kill, Part Deux

Posted: Thu Feb 13, 2014 6:02 pm

Well, they've been playing it for a month so it must be correct.

There's no way the powers that are in charge would let an error like that go for this long. Those guys are on top of things like this.

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MattInTheCrown

Post subject: Re: Commercials That Make Me Want to Kill, Part Deux

Posted: Fri Feb 14, 2014 9:30 am

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MattInTheCrown wrote:

redskingreg wrote:

I guarantee there's a bag of chips on my dashboard.

I hate all of those ads, but that one is especially infuriating. What's the guy even claiming? That higher testosterone made him stop eating junk food? What the fuck is that?

Oh, and the asshole also says "I can only contribute that to Andro400."

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redskingreg

Post subject: Re: Commercials That Make Me Want to Kill, Part Deux

Posted: Fri Feb 14, 2014 11:41 am

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Go go go go get me lunch with extra Big Mac sauce

McDonald's, you have the fucking absolute worst commercials. And that's saying something. Might as well employ the Raspy Caller Bob to stand on Shit Commercial Mountain for all-time.

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Darkside

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Posted: Fri Feb 14, 2014 11:43 am

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Who is raspy Caller Bob?

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