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 Post subject: Almond Milk
PostPosted: Mon Feb 17, 2014 4:38 pm 
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ok, i thought the same thing as everyone else- fuck that soy based nutmeg bullshit.

found out almond milk is just ground up almonds and water, so i tried it.

one bowl of cereal and im done with cow milk. holy shit is almond milk good! still tastes like milk, but crisper and no flem in your throat after. i honestly can't believe i never had this, its better then cow milk in every way.

found out how to make it yourself too, for approx $1.50/half gallon. whats cool is you just store the almonds as normal, and make a half gallon of milk when you need. its like having the storage benefits of dried milk except it doesnt taste like asshole, and its very healthy.

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PostPosted: Mon Feb 17, 2014 4:39 pm 
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Soy milk is a good alternative to cow's milk.

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 Post subject: Re: Almond Milk
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watch this!

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 Post subject: Re: Almond Milk
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this isnt soy milk

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the chocolate almond milk is awesome. I won't try just regular almond milk. I'll stick with the fat free milk.


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IkeSouth wrote:
this isnt soy milk


Soy JUICE

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Soy milk usually has been severely genetically modified. Almond milk is usually a healthier alternative to soy.

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 Post subject: Re: Almond Milk
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bigfan wrote:
IkeSouth wrote:
this isnt soy milk


Soy JUICE


no soy at all! its almond juice mixed with water.

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Like usual Ike, I am the one that understands you and agrees with you.

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Peoria Matt wrote:
the chocolate almond milk is awesome. I won't try just regular almond milk. I'll stick with the fat free milk.


do it. first glass and youll forget about cow milk. it actually quenches your thirst unlike milk that just covers your mouth with slime. packed with vitamins too, and not bad proteins. and no antibiotics or hormones. also, almonds are excellent for your tendons.

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Like usual Ike, I am the one that understands you and agrees with you.

Spanky, making your own Almond milk?

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 Post subject: Re: Almond Milk
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Ike, you always struck me as a guy that was worried about personal tendon health.

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 Post subject: Re: Almond Milk
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Keep your commie almond milk the fuck away from me


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 Post subject: Re: Almond Milk
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spanky wrote:
Like usual Ike, I am the one that understands you and agrees with you.


ask me about this yesterday and i would have been on the other side. i have tried soy milk before, but it seemed weird. but there has been a lot of buzz about almond milk lately, and i also was getting sick of drinking so much cow milk. i always knew cow milk wasnt the best for you, but if you drink a quart a week it really doesnt hurt you. thing was, i have been drinking almost a gallon a week lately, i dont know why i just like milk... but i could tell it was hurting my digestion (making my stomach bloated too)

so i just said fuck it and tried the almond milk. blown away, honestly. i cant wait to make it... and just knowing i wont run out of milk anymore is awesome... just pull out some almonds, soak them in water and grind them up. basically like making cold coffee!

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spanky wrote:
Ike, you always struck me as a guy that was worried about personal tendon health.


im really tall, my body relys on strong stretchy tendons. and i want to dunk a basketball someday. god i want to dunk so bad. im so white though

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Like usual Ike, I am the one that understands you and agrees with you.


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Even I can see that.

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 Post subject: Re: Almond Milk
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Keep your commie almond milk the fuck away from me



That is what I was going to say almost to the word! :lol:

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 Post subject: Re: Almond Milk
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IkeSouth wrote:
this isnt soy milk


I know. You voiced your displeasure for cow's milk, and I was listing another alternative.

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Hemp and rice milk are also great alternatives to cow milk. No one should be drinking that shit anyway.


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PostPosted: Mon Feb 17, 2014 7:58 pm 
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I was unaware almonds had nipples.

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Chus wrote:
IkeSouth wrote:
this isnt soy milk


I know. You voiced your displeasure for cow's milk, and I was listing another alternative.


it was a shitty alternative

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Hemp and rice milk are also great alternatives to cow milk. No one should be drinking that shit anyway.



I like hemp, coconut (but sometimes it has too much of a coconutty flavor), and almond. Almond ice creams are pretty good too.

Not a fan of soy or rice.


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Almond prices going up. Growing almond trees in California under desert-like conditions requires huge taxpayer (federal and state) subsidies for water resources to keep these almond growers in business:


http://www.eastbayexpress.com/oakland/c ... d=3830095a

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the United States, almonds have become a staple for many health-conscious consumers. In its raw form, the "power food" is said to lower cholesterol, spur weight loss, and provide powerful antioxidants such as Vitamin E and manganese. Products like almond butter and almond milk have also become increasingly popular in health food stores.

But growing almonds in an arid climate requires lots of water. In fact, Westlands' almond orchards suck up nearly 100 billion gallons of water a year. Cotton, by contrast, needs 40 percent less water per acre, and tomatoes require about half as much water as almonds.

Also, unlike cotton and tomatoes, almonds are a "permanent" crop, meaning the land they're grown on can't lie fallow when water is scarce. "It means farmers really do need to get a hold of water in dry years in order to keep the trees alive," explained Ellen Hanak, a senior fellow at the Public Policy Institute of California and an expert on water.

Almonds, in short, aren't cut out for droughts. And unless the coming months bring a deluge of rain and snow to California, the almond growers of the western San Joaquin Valley could be in for a catastrophic year. On the last day of January, the state Department of Water Resources said it would cut all water deliveries from California's vast system of reservoirs and aqueducts. The Central Valley Project, which is run by the federal government and provides water to Westlands, may also eliminate water allocations this year. And since tree nuts don't respond well to groundwater in Westlands because of its high salinity levels, the water stoppage could leave the district's almond farmers high and dry.


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i gotta make some almond ice cream. if i dont have to buy dairy ice cream or milk, that just leaves me with cheese as my only dairy product. i doubt ill ever ditch that, but at least i will be cutting my dairy intake by 2/3

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Spaulding wrote:
Not a fan of soy or rice.

nada horchata.

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i gotta make some almond ice cream. if i dont have to buy dairy ice cream or milk, that just leaves me with cheese as my only dairy product. i doubt ill ever ditch that, but at least i will be cutting my dairy intake by 2/3

You may as well go all in and make almond cheese at that point.

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How come you hear 'toe-may-toe' and 'toe-mah-toe', but you never hear 'al-mond', its always 'all-mond'

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