Man, you guys are rough on these guys. The biggest jagoff of all isn't playing in this years Masters.
I enjoy watching Bubba play Golf. I also like Sergio & have warmed up to Fowler.

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We don’t have a trillion-dollar debt because we haven’t taxed enough; we have a trillion-dollar debt because we spend too much. — Ronald Reagan

Phil Dog just blowed up and needs a couple miracle shots to make the cut.

This.

Not to say that the others are angels, but God forbid a camera shutter clicks or somebody breaths while Tiger is in his backswing.

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Truth be told, the biggest jerk on the Augusta grounds may be a caddy. He is a damn good, but he is way up on the jerk scale.


Bubba to -7

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There is a T-Bone's father joke in there somewhere

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Damn you, why did you have to point it out?

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Lots of golf left to play, but looks to be Bubbas tournament for the taking.

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"He is a loathsome, offensive brute
--yet I can't look away."

He has birdied 5 in a row.

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Bubba putting on a clinic!

Phil can take all 12 of his clubs and go home now.

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Did he break one?

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He is there today for the 5th day in a row so for that I think he is a big jerk.

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Flew too close to the sun on wings of pastrami

He only plays with 12 clubs at Augusta because he "doesn't need the other two. He never has to hit a shot between 90-130 yds" on the whole course.

True tory. I love me some Phil, but I can see how this kind of thing could rub some people the wrong way.

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Is that one extra club to heavy for Bones to carry, you know, just in case?

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You'd be surprised at how often you need that 90 yard shot when you are hitting from behind trees...

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+1

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Big surprise. How many fried chicken jokes do you know?

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MUD BALL! MUD BALL!!

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You know me like that.

Mickelson has 14 clubs in his bag at Augusta. He just brags about only "needing" 12. FIGJAM, indeed.

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-Hank Kingsley

Speaking of fried chicken, the funniest pro Golfer that I ever met was Fuzzy Zoeller at the 2002 Masters. It was raining & he was just standing there smoking a cigarette trying to figure out how he was going to get back to the clubhouse. I replied with "wont they send a cart for you"? He said "you're fucking kidding, right? They treat us like they would treat you here. No one gets preferential treatment at this place". We talked for a few more minutes & it was non stop hilarity. I miss the old timers with their cigs & bellies.

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We don’t have a trillion-dollar debt because we haven’t taxed enough; we have a trillion-dollar debt because we spend too much. — Ronald Reagan

If you go to his website--which makes Tiger Woods' look like a humble pamphlet--and read about his "personal style," his car collection and iTunes playlist, I'm sure you'll change your mind. That said, the Euros seemed to love him more than anyone at the Ryder Cup. At one point an entire grandstand was singing "We're Walking in a Poulter Wonderland" and he seemed to enjoy letting them.

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Spanish Honor Society 1,2,3,4
Forensics 1,2,3,4

"Smiles with Nostrils"

"...no Hmong, go find some blacks"

$ = thrown away

Never again, will I wager on him in a major.

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Freddie just a few strokes behind Bubba!

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I keep imagining some drunken, sunburned redneck emerging from under the Hogan Bridge while floating down Rae's Creek in a inner tube w/ a beer in a hand.

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They don't allow White Sox fans at Augusta.

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I predict (not scoreheading) that within the next five years, Jordan Spieth will be the #1 ranked player in the world, and he will have at least one major.

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Wow.









Is it ok if Ugie tweets that later?

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Six 50 year olds made the cut, which is a record.

Langer (56)
Lyle (56)
Mize (55)
Couples (54)
Singh (51)
Jimenez (50)

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yeah his website, i'm sure, is an unbiased reflective look.

the fact that shakes doesn't know what kind of a turd ian poulter is proves he doesn't actually watch golf. fucking put the comic books down, you geek!!