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Sounds like the voice of experience!!


Or a pregnant woman dying for the kid to be born (and no nursing) so she can get a good stiff drink.

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IT IS ME! I PUT "THE REAL JEN PATTERSON" BECAUSE I'VE CHECKED THIS OUT IN THE PAST AND PEOPLE HAVE POSTED AS ME. LAME!

All the other Jen Pattersons were just imitating.

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Is Mike the biggest you've had?


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Be not dumb, guys.

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YES, I DO KNOW THE KOURELLIS BROTHERS. THEY ARE IN THE LOVEHAMMERS AND MARTY CASEY IS A GOOD FRIEND OF MINE!

I DON'T DRINK JACK DANIELS

YES, AGAIN IT IS ME.

ANYTHING ELSE?

I DON'T CHECK THIS EVERYDAY SO IT TAKES ME A LITTLE TIME TO GET BACK TO YOU.

I DO CHECK MY MYSPACE PAGE EVERYDAY.... www.myspace.com/jenjentheenginepatterson

I LIKE USING CAPS LOCK... DEAL WITH IT!

I HOPE EVERYONE HAS A GOOD WEEKEND... I HAVE TO GO TO AN ENGAGEMENT PARTY AND THEN WATCH THE BEAR PLAY THE CHIEF ON SUNDAY!

THANKS FOR LISTENING TO THE MIKE NORTH MORNING SHOW!


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Turn your caps off.

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3 days have passed and the grand total raised is up to $90! Good job, Jen!

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It must be pretty hard for her to post on a message board the same time she's talking on the radio. I'm impressed


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It must be pretty hard for her to post on a message board the same time she's talking on the radio. I'm impressed


Abbatacola probably taught her how.

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Jen,

How about a self reflective question. On a scale of 1-10 how transparent do you think your MySpace page makes you look as a star f***er?

Part 2-Which is worse? People who put every picture of them and a celebrity up on their MySpace to get attention OR people who spend $5k on a car stereo, ride with their windows down, and only turn it up at a stop light while staring at you to notice them. I'll hang up and wait for my capitalized answer...


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She's useless.

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you guys are brutal...

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Jen:

If you are going to post, just provide information on the show and its relevant issues. Please keep your weekend plans to yourself or your myspace page - your recent post only demonstrates what's wrong with the show - all about you and your plans - and most people don't care. and, most people don;t care what your boss does, or his wife, or Fred, or Rock for that matter.

Simply put - just do your job - get your boss and his lackeys to think about the world of sports beyond the major teams - and it might be listenable.


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THEREALJENPATTERSON wrote:
YES, I DO KNOW THE KOURELLIS BROTHERS. THEY ARE IN THE LOVEHAMMERS AND MARTY CASEY IS A GOOD FRIEND OF MINE!

I DON'T DRINK JACK DANIELS

YES, AGAIN IT IS ME.

ANYTHING ELSE?

I DON'T CHECK THIS EVERYDAY SO IT TAKES ME A LITTLE TIME TO GET BACK TO YOU.

I DO CHECK MY MYSPACE PAGE EVERYDAY.... www.myspace.com/jenjentheenginepatterson

I LIKE USING CAPS LOCK... DEAL WITH IT!

I HOPE EVERYONE HAS A GOOD WEEKEND... I HAVE TO GO TO AN ENGAGEMENT PARTY AND THEN WATCH THE BEAR PLAY THE CHIEF ON SUNDAY!

THANKS FOR LISTENING TO THE MIKE NORTH MORNING SHOW!

I'm sold :) .


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THE ONLY REASON I INCLUDED MY WEEKEND PLANS IN THE POST WAS BECAUSE WE TALKED ABOUT IT ON THE MIKE NORTH MORNING SHOW AND I WAS RESPONDING TO PREVIOUS POSTS. I WAS TRYING TO VERIFY MY IDENTITY.

I AGREE... LETS TALK ABOUT THE SHOW. ANYTHING PERSONAL WE WILL LEAVE OUT.

SO IF YOU WANT TO ASK ME ANY QUESTIONS OR IF YOU HAVE COMMENTS, PLEASE FEEL FREE TO LET ME KNOW.

KEEP IN MIND I'M NOT GOING TO ANSWER ANYTHING THAT IS DISRESPECTFUL.


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THEREALJENPATTERSON wrote:
THE ONLY REASON I INCLUDED MY WEEKEND PLANS IN THE POST WAS BECAUSE WE TALKED ABOUT IT ON THE MIKE NORTH MORNING SHOW AND I WAS RESPONDING TO PREVIOUS POSTS. I WAS TRYING TO VERIFY MY IDENTITY.

I AGREE... LETS TALK ABOUT THE SHOW. ANYTHING PERSONAL WE WILL LEAVE OUT.

SO IF YOU WANT TO ASK ME ANY QUESTIONS OR IF YOU HAVE COMMENTS, PLEASE FEEL FREE TO LET ME KNOW.

KEEP IN MIND I'M NOT GOING TO ANSWER ANYTHING THAT IS DISRESPECTFUL.


Would it be disrespectful to ask how you put up with Miko's sexual innuendo when he is clearly a boob?

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It is JEN

Correcting my statement from before-

However, it does arise other questions at this point, which will be addressed at other points

but it is Jen

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THEREALJENPATTERSON wrote:
I LIKE USING CAPS LOCK... DEAL WITH IT!

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IS THAT BECAUSE YOU DON'T KNOW HOW TO TURN IT OFF?

Just asking, because it really isn't difficult.


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It is JEN

Correcting my statement from before-

However, it does arise other questions at this point, which will be addressed at other points

but it is Jen


Well then, Welcome to the board.


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THEREALJENPATTERSON wrote:

I HOPE EVERYONE HAS A GOOD WEEKEND... I HAVE TO GO TO AN ENGAGEMENT PARTY AND THEN WATCH THE BEAR PLAY THE CHIEF ON SUNDAY!



so you also share that annoying sports fan quality of not putting the s on the end of your team name when warranted?

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THEREALJENPATTERSON wrote:
I LIKE USING CAPS LOCK... DEAL WITH IT!

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IS THAT BECAUSE YOU DON'T KNOW HOW TO TURN IT OFF?

Just asking, because it really isn't difficult.


she has a strong aversion to the "shift" key.
Word processing class...sophmore year. it got messy.
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I figured she didn't put the S after Bear and Chief because she was trying to immitate Mike- you know- let us know she's "cool". What is the deal with the respect issue- last time I checked people could post whatever they wanted. She's useless.

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Well, why does Mike do that, then? The Bear, The Cub. I don't get it.

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Well, why does Mike do that, then? The Bear, The Cub. I don't get it.

I believe it's a tribute to Harry Caray, who never pronounced the "s" at the end of the team's name.

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Well, why does Mike do that, then? The Bear, The Cub. I don't get it.

I believe it's a tribute to Harry Caray, who never pronounced the "s" at the end of the team's name.


Not exactly a tribute to Harry, more mocking than anything. But it came from Harry.

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