14 is too high for Hagemann. Probably wouldn't stop Emery though.

Free McNuggets?

I rarely troll.

No chance Matthews is there at 14. There is a better chance Bridgewater is there

As a side note, Hageman will not last until late second round. He'll be gone early.

As a side note, Hageman will not last until late second round. He'll be gone early.

This is an absolute home run of a Bear draft

1. Eric Ebron, TE, UNC- in a talented draft, this is going to be the guy who is considered the best player 10 years from now. He is a TE who transcends the position.

2. Aaron Donald, DT, Pitt- I never would have thought Donald would be available at this pick. He is a DT who absolutely destroys the pocket on pass downs. LOVE this pick

3. Craig Loston, S, LSU- like everyone else who picked him, I know little about him but he was the best safety available at a position of need. Hopefully he can cover, because that is the new requirement of safeties in the NFL.

4. Max Bullough, MLB, Michigan State- A STEAL. This is your MLB for the next 10 years. Academic All America. Four year starter. Team captain. Tackle machine. Great football bloodlines. Sure he got sent home from the Rose Bowl but that is just a smudge on an otherwise impeccable resume. If they are moving away from Cover 2, they don't need the freakish athlete at MLB like under Lovie. A poor man's Kuechely. LOVE this pick as much as Donald in Rd 2. That is two starters in the middle of your defense.

5. Michael Campnaro, WR, Wake Forest- People will compare him to Welker/Amendola. He is more physically gifted than either. He has had some injury problems the last couple of years. If you even slightly follow Wake, you are aware how different the offense is when he is in or out. Difference maker. As sure handed a WR as you will get. He takes over the slot this year and makes Bennett expendable. GREAT find at rd 5.

6. Kareem Martin, DE, UNC- pass rush specialist with superior skills. Probably not an every downs DE from Day 1 but absolutely has the ability to be one in the future. He is a passing down DE from day 1. Inconsistent in his effort which makes him available this late but really has the ability to be an elite pass rusher.

6. Russell Bodine, C, UNC- starting center in 2015.

Well Mac told me to to tell you to go FUCK YOURSELF!!! ..So now it's been said .. .

Forgot that the Bears didn't have a 7th and was going to use that on Jordan Lynch, but it's looking like he may be a FA anyway. Drafted Black Momba to be the scat back Gio Bernard type to complement Forte, and he will also replace Hester on KO/PR.


YOUR PICKS
14
S HA’SEAN CLINTON-DIX
ALABAMA

51
DE MICHAEL SAM
MISSOURI

82
CB ANTONE EXUM
VIRIGNIA TECH

113
ILB A.J. JOHNSON
TENNESSEE

144
RB DE’ANTHONY THOMAS
OREGON

167
S JIMMIE WARD
NORTHERN ILLINOIS

175
DT RYAN CARRETHERS
ARKANSAS STATE

I rarely troll.

You can do this now based on Day 1 results -

Here's what I got in a Non-Hoge based mock -

YOUR PICKS
R2
DT DANIEL MCCULLERS
TENNESSEE

R3
S CRAIG LOSTON
LSU

R4
CB TERRANCE MITCHELL
OREGON

R5
RB TRE MASON
AUBURN

R6
RB TYLER GAFFNEY
STANFORD

R6
C RUSSELL BODINE
NORTH CAROLINA

Even Boilermaker Rick will love this as Bridgewater inexplicably drops to 14 upon rumor of the sugar diabeetus apparently.

Is this real life?

You can do this now based on Day 1 results -

Here's what I got in a Non-Hoge based mock -

YOUR PICKS
R2
DT DANIEL MCCULLERS
TENNESSEE

R3
S CRAIG LOSTON
LSU

R4
CB TERRANCE MITCHELL
OREGON

R5
RB TRE MASON
AUBURN

R6
RB TYLER GAFFNEY
STANFORD

R6
C RUSSELL BODINE
NORTH CAROLINA

I have MANY years of experience in trying to appreciate steaming piles of dogshit.

I felt the mock was a little off. I got a little caught up in taking Mason. I think Gaffney could be a good late pick, though.

He was the only D-lineman left. There was a computer run on linemen.

I have MANY years of experience in trying to appreciate steaming piles of dogshit.

Agreed.

I'll have to pay somebody to argue with Nas and BRick at that point because my heart wouldn't be in it.