I'm not marginally better than anything...

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You never know when you'll have to jam.

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Good point.

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Elections have consequences.

Have some fun dead head.[/quote]

I'm not sure what that means.

You're like Ally Sheedy in Breakfast Club. She dumped out the contents of her purse, but didn't want people to ask about said contents.[/quote]


No I don't care. I was saying this is all fun. I have my reasons for my actions/behavior. I do not expect you all to understand nor have I laid it all out of my purse.

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Elections have consequences.

Jerry: Hey, Georgie! I'm doing some research down at the coffee shop. Your story's the one.

George: My story?

Jerry: Yeah, your widower story's tested through the roof. (various patrons give the thumbs up in approval) When are you getting out of there?

George: Uh, excuse me, Wyck. Uh, are we, uh, almost done here?

Wyck: (chuckling) Oh, no, not even close.

George: (remorsefully) I can't go.

Jerry: What do you mean you can't go? There's two really girls sitting at the counter eating grilled cheese. Cheese, George! Cheese!

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Wyck

Wyck was great. He really took pleasure in sticking it to George.

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White Knight to the rescue again. People like Chas and PittMike are big boys. They don't need you and SomeGuy to help them. They can defend themselves from Big Bad Chus.



That's a bit of a stretch, eh? I find it interesting that a guy who has made some mistakes, wants to roll his eyes at the idea of a pregnant teenager getting support from her family and friends. On second thought, he is right. I'm driving down to Tinley Park, so I can throw beer bottles at her, and call her a slut, so she feels the shame that she deserves.

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Good people drink good beer - Hunter S. Thompson

<º)))><

Waiting for the time when I can finally say
That this has all been wonderful, but now I'm on my way

one of the most amazing things to me about that show is how nearly every one of the side characters- even the minor ones like Wyck- are awesome

GEORGE: What's your name?

CLERK: Evan Fayne.

GEORGE: I'm engaged to Mr. Ross' niece. I'm probably gonna be taking over this whole place someday so if I were you I would stay on my good side.

CLERK: I'm terribly sorry, I didn't know.

GEORGE: Innocent mistake.

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Good people drink good beer - Hunter S. Thompson

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Waiting for the time when I can finally say
That this has all been wonderful, but now I'm on my way

Chivalry may indeed be dead, but apparently so is the realization of the virtue of a blowjob ...

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

Yes!!!!

Now that I got one of them there blue rayvies, I'm gonna buy the special edition that has the added scenes and alternate ending that I bring up every friggin' Halloween.

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Mickey Abbot, Jack Klompus, and Kruger are my favorites in that regard.

The black cook/manager at Monk's is good too even though we only see him like 4 times.
Um, we don't allow any outside syrups or condiments

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i love how they involved Ruthie the cashier in 1 subplot, when George thinks she took the 20

They still put Vampire Weekend in there. spany already has his tickets.

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DEENA: I'm... I'm concerned. George? George, are you listening to me?

GEORGE: You see that woman on the horse? She stole twenty dollars from me. Yeah, I might have gotten it back, but Lloyd Braun interfered!

DEENA: So again it all comes back to Lloyd.

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Good people drink good beer - Hunter S. Thompson

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Waiting for the time when I can finally say
That this has all been wonderful, but now I'm on my way

You got the wrong guy.
I left before they played at Pitchfork.

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“Mr. Trump is unfit for our nation’s highest office.”- JD Vance
“My god, what an !diot.”- JD Vance tweet on Trump
“I’m a ‘Never Trump’ guy”- JD Vance

yet you're attending a MIA show

this guy...

Not that this is breaking any news but that's a product of the writing and genius of David/Seinfeld combined with their rolodex of very funny people


The Jiffy Park/ Dump guy is fucking great

yeah he's awesome


take it up with consumer affairs

And where are the muffin tops?
What do you care, this a garbage dump!
Sorry, can't let you do it.

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Last night was the one where George drives Susan's parents out to the Hamptons even though they know
he is lying about his new house. I always liked her parents on the show, she is always half in the bag
and he just has a ton of issues.

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Flew too close to the sun on wings of pastrami

Another solarium?

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Good people drink good beer - Hunter S. Thompson

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Waiting for the time when I can finally say
That this has all been wonderful, but now I'm on my way

George Costanza: ...and that leads into the master bedroom.

Mrs. Ross: Tell us more.

George Costanza:
Wanna hear more?... The master bedroom opens into the solarium.
Mr. Ross: Another solarium?

George Costanza: Yes, two solariums. Quite a find.... And, I... have horses, too.

Mr. Ross: What are their names?

George Costanza: [after a pause] Snoopy and Prickly Pete.... Should I keep driving?

Mrs. Ross: Oh, look: an antique stand. Pull over; we'll buy you a housewarming gift.

George Costanza: [chuckles and speaks to himself] Housewarming gift....

[louder]

George Costanza: All right - we're taking it up a notch!

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Flew too close to the sun on wings of pastrami

That's what Id like to know about it

and

We ask you to bare with us

Yep

Ranking of parents

1 Seinfeld
2 Costanza
2b Ross