That little fuckstain in the ad with Durant sounds exactly like Nancy Grace. Kid needs to be shot.

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oh yeah, how could i forget that one

why is his voice like that ? The mom doesn't have a drawl

Apologies if anyone's mentioned this already, but I'd like to nominate the Hot Pockets commercial in which the guy walks in and introduces his sister to the guy eating a Hot Pocket and going "ohh, so HOT!" Literally the only thing you need for this hackneyed double entendre to work is a good-looking girl, and yet they hauled in some dumpy barmaid in mom clothes, troweled some makeup on her, and called it a day.

I'm reminded of the scene in TDKR in which the Joker says "well, hello beautiful" to Maggie Gyllenhaal; when we saw it in the theater, my buddy leaned over to me and whispered "uh...is he talking to someone else?"

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The Bulls haven't done anything wrong, and they're not going to do anything wrong.

the audi commercial intoning queen's "we are the champions".

fail.

I dislike every Jimmy John's commercial I have ever seen or heard.

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This kid in the new Kars 4 Kids commercial has punch me voice.

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I can't remember what it's for right now, but the one that starts out with a baby babbling "mama" and ends with his gushing over the birth of his own child, "Her name is Lola, and she's beautiful" is annoying.

And, btw, you named your kid after a world-famous tranny. Congrats.

McDonald's, I believe. That doesn't surprise me. Their commercials are the worst. The one with the chick giggling angers me.

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So, I get in my car this morning, and this happens: radio is on 1000, and it's the guy who's supposed to be playing you a commercial for Xfininity, but it's not loading.

Punch 670 in.

Kars for Kids -rendition 1.

Punch 87.7.

Kars for Kids -rendition 3.

Punch radio vigorously with fist, switch to mp3.

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The landowner effectively owns part shares in millions of part-time slaves called, "taxpayers." -Roy L
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Oh, yeah, it's for Happy Meals.



To quote Terry Boers, "Me too."

The girl humming right before or right after the one giggling is also irritating.

Oh, that commercial with the various sounds that are recalled by McDonalds foods?

Mmmmmm mmmmm mmmm mmmm mmmm mmmmmmmmmm

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A Personal Relationship with Jesus?

Yeah, what is she supposed to be humming? I can't tell.

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That's the one, Matt.



At first I thought it was the National Anthem, but it's probably not.

I mean, you complete me.

Get your own breakfast, you fucking Caller Bob.

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That commercial doesn't bother me until she delivers that line. The tone of voice is just awful.

You and I hate so many of the same things.

They have one like that for Coke (from McDonald's)...the whole ad feels like a psych experiment.

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And I wouldn't have it any other way, Tad.

I really wish Spada could work more sports-related metaphors into his commercials. Fifteen just isn't enough.

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She sounds remarkably similar to my ex-wife, although she was from Texas. One of my friends once heard her speak before being introduced and comes up to me and says, "who's the dweeby-voiced chick?"

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Sex isn't dirty, sex isn't a crime. It's a loving act between two or more consenting adults.

-Hank Kingsley

Gigantic.
Gigantic.
Gigantic.

Die!

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Back off, Warchild. Seriously.

So grateful that the Spring Into a Honda sale and those joyless commercials that come with it end today.

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fock this club. I should manayer.

Gentlemen, start your engines.

I can't tell if it's man or a woman. Whatever the fuck it is, it needs to get off my radio and die in a fiery car crash shortly thereafter.

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ComEd's "$700 million dollars, and it's all for you and me!"

Fuck you, you fucking monopoly.

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About 25 years ago I had a high school kid working for me whose dad was a big exec with ComEd. I told the kid to ask his dad why the fuck they advertise when I couldn't get electricity anywhere else anyway. The kid came in the next day and said, "My dad told me to tell you that ComEd just wants you to know that they're there for you."

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Matthew, Tulsi, and Don

It's because they need public indifference to get their rate increases through. The vision of hard working ComEd employees out in the bad weather restoring your electricity does wonders when they're asking for a rate increase.

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Hawaii (fuck) You

How many times can I hear that fucking "Honestlyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy..........I WANNNA SEE YOU BE BRAVE" song on the Microsoft tablet ads before I gouge my own eardrums out?

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Just chillin' like Garret Quillin.

I heard one today where some jerk said he would literally turn your house upside down and shake out every penny.

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

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Good people drink good beer - Hunter S. Thompson

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Waiting for the time when I can finally say
That this has all been wonderful, but now I'm on my way

When the fuck is this goddamn Danny Mac golf outing? If I have to hear that goddamn Kenny Loggins song much more, I'm definitely going to murder someone. They've been playing these spots for like a century now.

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