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I hope "Ramblin Grimace" is nominated for quote of the year.

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Fare you well, fare you well
I love you more than words can tell
Listen to the river sing sweet songs
To rock my soul

Too much backstory. Cant stand on its own.

Still cant believe Spiegs had to leave the air to piss.

I mean, if you ate something bad and your body is forcing it out, you can only fight that battle with #2 for so long- you need to give in. #1, it's another story.

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"That's what the internet is for. Slandering others anonymously." Banky
“Been that way since one monkey looked at the sun and told the other monkey ‘He said for you to give me your fuckin’ share.’”

Yeah, the DEFCON 1 emergency piss is a rare, rare beast, but not to be trifled with when it does occur. I remember one day I was fighting a bit of a cold, and so I had been super-hydrating all day with big glasses of water and orange juice to try and flush it out. Had dinner at then-gf's parents' house, had not gone to the bathroom earlier despite increased fluid intake, and I was too embarrassed to ask "uhhhh, where's your bathroom" because in my media-warped mind, that question exclusively prefaces the taking of an earth-rippling shit, and I didn't want to give anyone that idea. Took about an hour to get back home, and thank the lord above that we had to stop for gas. I Ramblin' Grimaced right to that rural mid-Southern gas station bathroom.

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Ran the Kenosha Marathon today. Each time we passed each other in turnarounds, wife called me "Ramblin Grimace" (She's faster than me).

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"I honestly don't see a good bet on the board here."

The truth of is that as you get older some TV commercials, particularly those during games, tend to matter more than others. Some people pitch dick pills to promote function while others pitch dick products to prevent failure.

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DRINK BƎTTƎR. @theRIPH

Summer 2006, I interned at a pharmacy with Dick Pills and Dick Products.

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-- source

I don't think you're telling the truth.