...she actually has legs!



let's never mind the fact that she kind of looks like post-milfy stephanie mcmahon here for a second and celebrate the fact that WE FINALLY HAVE PHOTOGRAPHICAL EVIDENCE TO CORROBERATE THE URBAN LEGEND THAT SARAH SPAIN INDEED HAS A BODY THAT EXISTS BELOW HER WAIST! personally i was betting on the "horrible car accident that left her legless" story, but indeed new evidence from as recently as 2013 has popped up to tell us that, indeed, sarah spain is more than a veritable bust of, well, bustiness when it comes to the status of her corporeal form (because deep down somewhere, isn't there a little indeterminable wisp of sarah spain in all of us when you stop and think about it? kind of like the shattered/splintered gnostic-christian's imperfect god who had his essence shattered into a trillion quadrillion quintrillion little pieces so he could exist in everything)

ahem. i'd digress but i don't want to be another signature quote, so let's just wrap it up by doing a victory lap over those "haters" who said that sarah was stumpy below the belt..... or that there wasn't even a belt because nobody previous to this had ever proven that she indeed had legs with photographical evidence. now we have and we can move on to the next important order of business (aside from grimacepalooza, of course) --- why does sarah spain want us to think that she only exists from the waist up?

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Look around

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"That's what the internet is for. Slandering others anonymously." Banky
“Been that way since one monkey looked at the sun and told the other monkey ‘He said for you to give me your fuckin’ share.’”

Yes. I'm a fan.

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So I give up: why is she on the runway? Is she auctioning herself off? Why are the only ones paying attention appear to be the women? What does it all meeeean?!?

"Post milfy Stephanie McMahon"... Sigh. You're a treasure, Sini...

We should lock you up somewhere so as to never loose you. Yeah, that's it

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Middle Aged Crazy, like Uncle Terry

This

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If you choose not to decide, you still have made a choice.

She's no Alexa Chung.

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I think she looks fantastic. Though it's unfortunate that an Ivy League graduate with a near-perfect GPA has chosen to parade her admittedly stupendous tits around town and say dumb things about sports when given the chance. She could have been anything. Maybe even a Senior Columnist for a little-read website.

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Soccer 1,2,3
Spanish Honor Society 1,2,3,4
Forensics 1,2,3,4

"Smiles with Nostrils"

"...no Hmong, go find some blacks"

Like a Duke educated English major whores himself to please his daddy?

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If you choose not to decide, you still have made a choice.

She is no spaulding, but she does have a nice rack.

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"He is a loathsome, offensive brute
--yet I can't look away."

Men like meat, dogs like bones.

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

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Soccer 1,2,3
Spanish Honor Society 1,2,3,4
Forensics 1,2,3,4

"Smiles with Nostrils"

"...no Hmong, go find some blacks"

I love how this poster is only a part-time parody.

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Tell that to a ribeye!

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

Everybody wang 'Chung' tonight?

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

totally have no idea who this lady is
wouldn't kick her out of bed, but I'm old so I might need some of that low-T shit that Mac whores for...

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It's not my show, but I'm on that show.

Doubting the crossover between Leery's listeners and the low-T crowd.

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You would have to be pretty hard up to think she was not attainable.

I believe the picture bigfan posted is circa the time she was selling herself for Bears Super Bowl tickets. Hell, even Rex Grossman looked good during the Super Bowl run.

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

I'd do her without thinking twice. Then, we could have a post-coital discussion about "The Grand Inquisitor."

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Back off, Warchild. Seriously.

Part time Parody is a great band name


And I agree with you. DannyB is the goods

I find women talking about sports to be extremely not hot.

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Reality is your friend, not your enemy. -- Seacrest

I would think you should be in the same ballpark height-wise to make that comment.

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Sex isn't dirty, sex isn't a crime. It's a loving act between two or more consenting adults.

-Hank Kingsley

She's ok, but it was more of a dig at Sini, who's in love with her.

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Ugh. She's over six feet tall. How tall are you?

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Sex isn't dirty, sex isn't a crime. It's a loving act between two or more consenting adults.

-Hank Kingsley

Here's a rare pic of Bernstein dancing with Sarah at the Teinowitz wedding. It was believed that FBI was in possession of all of them.

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Soccer 1,2,3
Spanish Honor Society 1,2,3,4
Forensics 1,2,3,4

"Smiles with Nostrils"

"...no Hmong, go find some blacks"

I've never minded a girl who is taller than I am. My ex-wife was about 6'4" in her Louboutins. I've had a bunch of taller gilrfriends. My wife is a little gamine thing and every once in awhile she'll accuse me of preferring "big blonde cows".

When you were stroking to thoughts of Molly Ringwald I was pounding one out to that big chick that gets crazy with the Donger.

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Don't take it personally.

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Proud member of the white guy grievance committee

It aint the six minutes. Its what happens in those six minutes.

You should hit up BigFan for some WNBA tickets

That Delle Donne chick could get it.

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Don't take it personally.

Yes sir...

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