good dolphin wrote:
Here is my "Adam Hoge Super Ignatian Mocking The Mocks One Week Before The Draft Mock"
1. Aaron Donald, DT, Pitt- unique pass rush skills for a DT, undersized and may present problems against power running teams but pussy Eddie Lacey is overrated and fat
2. Jimmie Ward, S, NIU- comes from a school for functional illiterates but the guy can cover like a CB which is what I want in a safety in the modern NF of L
3. Stanley Jean-Baptiste, CB, Neb- huge CB to take over for Peanut when he retires/breaks down, a little bit of a work in progress so the year gives him time
4. Yawin Smallwood, MLB, Conn- can run like the wind and play three downs, a little light and when teamed with Donald it means that Fat Eddie might Avg 3.5 YPC rather than 3
5. Antuone Exum, S/CB, VT- inured last year but another huge DB with CB skills and S size, taking a risk with an injured player but if this and Jean Baptiste hit, you suddenly have a defensive backfield to rival the Seahawks in size
6. David Fales, QB, SJSU- Local yokel Dr. Ken called this one six months ago. Fales is a Trestman guy with a very high completion percentage but not a great arm. With his last name I wouldn't be surprised if Theo drafted him next month. Maybe Coast returns to this site full time to talk about him
6b. Pat O'Donnell- the diaspora of jewish bears continues as Carimi and now Podlesh are gone. Obviously Trestman is self loathing.
Any schmuck can hit first round projections. Here at CSFMB we look to nail the sixth round.