reents wrote:
If done right, this could be a top DVD about Paul Heyman
http://www.wrestlezone.com/news/479939- ... nt-listingThere are some reports out there saying CM Punk is now retired.
meh.... he'll come back at summerslam or some big PPV... i think he's just taking a good long time to enjoy beign "young dumb and full of cum" .... and of course fully loaded with cash. cuz if he really has "fuck you money" then he should be able to go pop up and shock the world and do a ROH show.... or evne fuck with TNA or something.... and hes not doing that. and i cant see the guy foreal doing MMA.... if he can't slink off to some sort of media/punditry gig based on his cult of personality (.....*rimshot*) then i think he'll eventually come back to vince and get some high value 7digit/year work (you know, big daddy danny mack territory) before he's 40somethign and too old..... cuz i think the guy is only a year or two older than me, and like any professional athlete you've got a career that's going to be mostly over by the time you're 40, except in wrestling if your name/C.O.P. is big enough you can work well into your 50s or 60s and end up all fucked up like hootie hogan.
so yeah i think/hope that punk is just taking an extended sabbitical to enjoy the fruits of his labor @ wwe and when he does come back it'll have the legitimate OMFG factor that it deserves. honestly i think this is what he wanted to do during "the summer of punk" --- fuck off for awhile, enjoy life, go tour and then come back with the belt and have it be a huge deal..... except the iron was so hot that he had to strike within 2-3 weeks of faux retirement and be headlning the card for his next PPV.....
so yeah, if the guy doesnt drink or do drugs, you figure his vice is $$$/good-eating/stunting-on-bitches/good-hawks-seats/etc.... and seeing as i dont think the world gives a toss about phil brooks as a media personality (as wrigley introduced him as PRO WRESTLER CM PUNK!!!!!) i think he has to come back to wrestling at some point.... and at that point its WWE or bust.... cuz unless he wants to be "the guy" that the tna lockerrom hates for being the equivalent of a MLS designated player as opposed to being a $20k/year rookie or a $45-60k rank-n-file MLS player.... just in the TNA lockerroom..... well short of hooking up ROH with an awesome one off match what else is he gonna do? idk if he has a no-complete clause for 6-12 months after his contact expires, prolly so he couldnt do some indie "for the love" shit if he wanted to....... and honestly who wants to go work for dixie and hope she smartens up? yeah right. even hootie hogan ditched that sinking ship to come back and hawk t-shirts and nostalgia for vince cutting the same stupid promos he always cut just now with 100% no point since nothing he says will have any effect on anything in the ring unless they make him raw GM or something (and i bet hootie wants a ridiculus amount of $$$ per eppearance so they wont book him for every week's raw)
ah well, i hope i'm right but i'm prolly wrong. but the contrarian in me says if there's retirement rumors/stories being floated it's just hte WWE hype machine selling the infinitesimal chance of punk coming back to save d-bry when he has to face bork lazer (who is ultiamtely gonna be the big goliath for david to slay, what with >MUH STREAKBUSTER and all that) or whatever.... until then the best we can hope for is this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nEjcrBxoDBI&feature=kp
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Les Grobstein's huge hog is proof that God has a sense of humor, isn't it?