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jimmypasta

Post subject: Jessica Alba

Posted: Fri May 23, 2014 5:48 am

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just because,that's why!

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Tall Midget

Post subject: Re: Jessica Alba

Posted: Fri May 23, 2014 2:47 pm

1000 CLUB

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That picture makes me want to be a bathing suit.

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Frank Coztansa

Post subject: Re: Jessica Alba

Posted: Fri May 23, 2014 3:35 pm

100000 CLUB

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It makes me want to be her bicycle seat.

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Hockey Gay

Post subject: Re: Jessica Alba

Posted: Fri May 23, 2014 3:43 pm

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Thought she was dead

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TurdFerguson

Post subject: Re: Jessica Alba

Posted: Fri May 23, 2014 5:35 pm

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Any takers on being her tampoon?

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater

Post subject: Re: Jessica Alba

Posted: Fri May 23, 2014 5:49 pm

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National Tampoon's Vacation was the most disgusting movie I've ever seen.

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leashyourkids

Post subject: Re: Jessica Alba

Posted: Fri May 23, 2014 5:51 pm

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TurdFerguson wrote:

Any takers on being her tampoon?

Is that like a tampon taped to a harpoon? If so, I'm game.

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TurdFerguson

Post subject: Re: Jessica Alba

Posted: Fri May 23, 2014 6:11 pm

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:

National Tampoon's Vacation was the most disgusting movie I've ever seen.

The sequel is always bloodier than the original.

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Curious Hair

Post subject: Re: Jessica Alba

Posted: Fri May 23, 2014 6:33 pm

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leashyourkids wrote:

TurdFerguson wrote:

Any takers on being her tampoon?

Is that like a tampon taped to a harpoon? If so, I'm game.

Well my toilet went crazy yesterday afternoon
The plumber he says "never flush a tampoon"
This great information cost me half a week's pay
And the toilet blew up later on the next day

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Chus

Post subject: Re: Jessica Alba

Posted: Fri May 23, 2014 7:12 pm

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Curious Hair wrote:

leashyourkids wrote:

TurdFerguson wrote:

Any takers on being her tampoon?

Is that like a tampon taped to a harpoon? If so, I'm game.

Well my toilet went crazy yesterday afternoon
The plumber he says "never flush a tampoon"
This great information cost me half a week's pay
And the toilet blew up later on the next day

Flakes! Flakes!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RFvtoJrK1Zg&feature=kp

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spanky

Post subject: Re: Jessica Alba

Posted: Fri May 23, 2014 8:46 pm

Joined: Tue Jan 15, 2008 2:28 pm
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Would

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Douchebag

Post subject: Re: Jessica Alba

Posted: Sat May 24, 2014 3:27 pm

Joined: Tue Aug 19, 2008 3:03 pm
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Hmmm, Chris Pratt, Studs in Spaaace. Sounds like an interesting read.

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lipidquadcab

Post subject: Re: Jessica Alba

Posted: Sat May 24, 2014 4:44 pm

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Douchebag wrote:

Hmmm, Chris Pratt, Studs in Spaaace. Sounds like an interesting read.

Read for you by Mike Mayock

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good dolphin

Post subject: Re: Jessica Alba

Posted: Tue May 27, 2014 8:39 am

Joined: Thu Feb 17, 2005 2:35 pm
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saw Sin City this weekend renewing my like for her

Really, that move is packed with women looking hot. I was never much for Brittany Murphy and even SHE is gorgeous in the movie. It is probably the lighting and black and white film.

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