Which goes along with my sincere belief that other TRUE professionals do nothing but tolerate him.

Don't think her agent isn't going to use that when he negotiates her next contract.

I find it really jarring when a native Spanish speaker busts out the proper accent on Latino names in the middle of a news report. To the English ear their pronunciation is so exaggerated.

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Reality is your friend, not your enemy. -- Seacrest

My son will be the reason why your son has to repair Jason Bernstein's car.

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There's a fine line between "correct" and affected. When you use "stadia" as a plural, you sound like a fucking douche. When use the pronuncation of the German writer's name while directing your cabdriver to Maxim's you're probably going to get lost. Does li'l danny pronounce "Rienzo" with an "H" sound instead of an "R"?

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

Never minded that, but do mind Jon Miller and sundry NPR anchors.

Also, Jason Bernstein wants the bagger at Da Jewels to know that she bags items in a sensible manner whereas so many others put the detergent with the eggs.

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Samantha at the Riverview Jewel is the best!

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

It's sounds ridiculous when the person otherwise sounds like a typical Midwestern sorority girl until she gets to a Hispanic name and then rolls the "r"s for what seems like several seconds.

"Welcome to McDonald's, may I take your order?"

"Yes, but first, I want you to know that my son is glad that you asked if you may take our order. When people ask 'can I take your order?', we like to yell 'I don't know, CAN you?!?' and then drive off, laughing."

"So three McDoubles, then."

"And a chocolate shake."

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I will only assume the Jason Bernstein over the top thing is now a bit? Today it was 3 minutes into Tranny, Jason Bernstein said this, he then did this, then he told me this.

Needs to stop either way.

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"That's what the internet is for. Slandering others anonymously." Banky
“Been that way since one monkey looked at the sun and told the other monkey ‘He said for you to give me your fuckin’ share.’”

He reads the board

well, ima gonna tune in then, because I can listen to Jason Bernstein talk, but not Hawk Tawk.

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Reality is your friend, not your enemy. -- Seacrest

Rizzo is "an ox, he's huuuuge."

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Reality is your friend, not your enemy. -- Seacrest

slobbering over Alcantara who's hitting .280 in AAA with a bazillion K's.

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Reality is your friend, not your enemy. -- Seacrest

No doubt at this point.

either he reads it or he is one of the most over the top parents I have heard in quite a while and I thought I new some guys who think their kids are gods gifts to mankind, but Danny is taking it to a new level.

Coaching the little shits, you see the parents for what they are. or course every parent gets excited for their kid, they are proud of their kids, I get it, but even the guy I know who hadsa bball court in his house, with a batting machine and has a baseball coach come to their house weekly during the winter months is more reluctant to tell me about how great his future all stars are.

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"That's what the internet is for. Slandering others anonymously." Banky
“Been that way since one monkey looked at the sun and told the other monkey ‘He said for you to give me your fuckin’ share.’”

Strikeouts and batting average DO.NOT.MATTER

Hatchetman will be dead soon

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

Jason goes to summer camp to get away from his dad, like the mobster in Goodfellas who used prison to get away from his wife

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

The show sounds pretty good today. Glad to have Terry back.

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This is my signature...

OMG here we go with the 25-5-5 thing.

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Reality is your friend, not your enemy. -- Seacrest

That really is the dumbest thing I have heard of. Who the fuck wanted MJ to assist more?

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Elections have consequences.

Dickie Simpkins

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What did Jason think about it?

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Sounds like danny finally has a real friend in his kid. Thats great for him. I am happy for him.

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"That's what the internet is for. Slandering others anonymously." Banky
“Been that way since one monkey looked at the sun and told the other monkey ‘He said for you to give me your fuckin’ share.’”

No doubt. I remember when someone referenced how annoying the "and members of" was getting. Dan seemed to ratchet it up after that. And he has never let it go. He's feeding the beast at this point.

it really has gotten out of control. But it must go with the territory of having a wunderkind

I on the other hand have two sons, neither of which were phenoms like young Bernstein. If I were a radio guy I would instead get to regale my audience with stories about them combining for one career basket in basketball, picking dandelions in the outfield while balls flew past them, and being pulled from soccer goalie because they were too busy kicking dirt around or building dirt mounds

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"I honestly don't see a good bet on the board here."

can we get a harry caray hologram to talk to a young jason bernstine during a telecast? or perhaps hawk will have to do

What year will Jason Bernstein be eligible for Score Search?

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

2015

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"That's what the internet is for. Slandering others anonymously." Banky
“Been that way since one monkey looked at the sun and told the other monkey ‘He said for you to give me your fuckin’ share.’”

Yes he has. Not recently perhaps. But several years ago she was all he'd talk about. Back in the mid days era.

Either way its stupid. Let the kids be kids

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Middle Aged Crazy, like Uncle Terry