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PostPosted: Wed May 28, 2014 10:19 am 
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They MUST have the sound on, and the bar MUST have a siren/horn that goes off when a goal is scored, and they must play the Fratelli's song.
The sound being on really doesn't bother me, but the sirens and that goddam song are awful.

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The hockey people do make going to a bar nearly unbearable when a game is on. I think it's even worse than football fandom. They MUST have the sound on, and the bar MUST have a siren/horn that goes off when a goal is scored, and they must play the Fratelli's song.

I was out last week to dinner at a bar, and these 4 broads walked in, all decked out in their Hawk's gear during the first intermission of the game. Broad 1 sees highlights of the prior night's Ranger's/Canadians game, and is pissed because the Hawk's game isn't on, not understanding that the game was in an intermission. Big superfan there... (well, she was big).


4 broads?

Are you living in the 60's or doing a Sinatra imitation?

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The hockey people do make going to a bar nearly unbearable when a game is on. I think it's even worse than football fandom. They MUST have the sound on, and the bar MUST have a siren/horn that goes off when a goal is scored, and they must play the Fratelli's song.

I was out last week to dinner at a bar, and these 4 broads walked in, all decked out in their Hawk's gear during the first intermission of the game. Broad 1 sees highlights of the prior night's Ranger's/Canadians game, and is pissed because the Hawk's game isn't on, not understanding that the game was in an intermission. Big superfan there... (well, she was big).


4 broads?

Are you living in the 60's or doing a Sinatra imitation?

Would hoe-bags be better?

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The hockey people do make going to a bar nearly unbearable when a game is on. I think it's even worse than football fandom. They MUST have the sound on, and the bar MUST have a siren/horn that goes off when a goal is scored, and they must play the Fratelli's song.

I was out last week to dinner at a bar, and these 4 broads walked in, all decked out in their Hawk's gear during the first intermission of the game. Broad 1 sees highlights of the prior night's Ranger's/Canadians game, and is pissed because the Hawk's game isn't on, not understanding that the game was in an intermission. Big superfan there... (well, she was big).


4 broads?

Are you living in the 60's or doing a Sinatra imitation?

Would hoe-bags be better?


4 women is too tough?

And thanks for saying gear, and not jerseys. Douchebag.

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PostPosted: Wed May 28, 2014 10:22 am 
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You guys are right on the money.

Half of these "fans" aren't even watching the game anyway. They just know it's time to make a loud noise when everyone else makes a loud noise.

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So I'm just reeeaaaaally struggling with the concept an open to the Los Angeles Kings on a Chicago message board. I can forward you the LA Kings twitter handle or e-mail address so you can extend your letter to them. I think they'd greatly appreciate your peculiar obsession.


I would call your obsession with me peculiar, but it's not. It's understandable.


And everyone reads this board, btw. Even the Kings...

Ah, gotcha. Just trying to help ya big guy. It's a riveting letter.


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So I'm just reeeaaaaally struggling with the concept an open to the Los Angeles Kings on a Chicago message board. I can forward you the LA Kings twitter handle or e-mail address so you can extend your letter to them. I think they'd greatly appreciate your peculiar obsession.


I would call your obsession with me peculiar, but it's not. It's understandable.


And everyone reads this board, btw. Even the Kings...

Ah, gotcha. Just trying to help ya big guy. It's a riveting letter.



Would you believe it only took me 45 minutes to write it?

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I cannot wait for World Cup season!

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I cannot wait for World Cup season!


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You are one win away from making hockey go away in this town again. All the "sweaters" will disappear. All of the racist banners/flags will be thrown away. And, most importantly, all these bandwagon Haaauks fans will find the next thing to latch on to. You are doing God's work.




Ivan


Hit the nail on the Indian Head with this shoutout. I can't stand how the local news covers this like it's a big deal. It actually might be exciting for about 10% of the viewing audience. All these young broads with their Blackhawk jerseys and their Coors Lights. Back to your resturaunt hosting jobs,bitches.



I find this to be one of the most ... interesting ... post/reply combos I've seen 'round here ...

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Douchebag wrote:
The hockey people do make going to a bar nearly unbearable when a game is on. I think it's even worse than football fandom. They MUST have the sound on, and the bar MUST have a siren/horn that goes off when a goal is scored, and they must play the Fratelli's song.

I was out last week to dinner at a bar, and these 4 broads walked in, all decked out in their Hawk's gear during the first intermission of the game. Broad 1 sees highlights of the prior night's Ranger's/Canadians game, and is pissed because the Hawk's game isn't on, not understanding that the game was in an intermission. Big superfan there... (well, she was big).


4 broads?

Are you living in the 60's or doing a Sinatra imitation?


Pamela Finklestein: Yeah, but...Yeah, but..."Broads don't belong in broadcasting"?! Is that the kind of professional courtesy you teach your news department?
R.J. Fletcher: Why, that's a terrible thing. I don't know how many time I've told those boys, never call chicks 'broads'.

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Don Tiny wrote:
jimmypasta wrote:
Krazy Ivan wrote:
You are one win away from making hockey go away in this town again. All the "sweaters" will disappear. All of the racist banners/flags will be thrown away. And, most importantly, all these bandwagon Haaauks fans will find the next thing to latch on to. You are doing God's work.




Ivan


Hit the nail on the Indian Head with this shoutout. I can't stand how the local news covers this like it's a big deal. It actually might be exciting for about 10% of the viewing audience. All these young broads with their Blackhawk jerseys and their Coors Lights. Back to your resturaunt hosting jobs,bitches.



I find this to be one of the most ... interesting ... post/reply combos I've seen 'round here ...


It's a lot of truth coming at you all at once. Excuse me for being so bold...

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I feel like I am being lead down the uncomfortable road towards making a positive post about hockey

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I'm a big fan of using the term "broad" in the context of speaking of the fairer sex...

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I feel that broad brush would be an amusing name for female genitals. Unfortunately, I don't have the following to popularize it myself and I would hate for another to get the credit.

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good dolphin wrote:
I cannot wait for World Cup season!


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I cannot wait for World Cup season!

Did you watch the US - Azerbaijan match yesterday? How did you feel about Diskerud wearing the #10 that Donovan used to wear? Altidore sucks.


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I cannot wait for World Cup season!

Did you watch the US - Azerbaijan match yesterday? How did you feel about Diskerud wearing the #10 that Donovan used to wear? Altidore sucks.


How else COULD I feel...violated, abandoned...

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Krazy Ivan wrote:
You are one win away from making hockey go away in this town again. All the "sweaters" will disappear. All of the racist banners/flags will be thrown away. And, most importantly, all these bandwagon Haaauks fans will find the next thing to latch on to. You are doing God's work.




Ivan


Let's be honest. There has been a LOT less fake love than there was during the Bulls run. Didn't Cheryl Burton get drunk and rape Horace Grant during one of the post-clinching celebrations? The worst that's happened during this Hawks run has been Peggy Kusinski getting beaten down for trying to be funny.

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Heard a guy who is doing some sort of documentary on the US World Cup team (which I guess taking video of the inner workings of a soccer team is somewhat rare? esp in Euro leagues). Anyhow, this documentary dude said that Jurgen Klinsmann had to bounce Landon Donovan to change the culture of not only the team but also the culture of US soccer. The younger players were super-deferential to Donovan both on and off the field. In terms of how that translates on the field/pitch in the upcoming World Cup matches, Klinsmann wants to try to beat Germany/Portugal by "sprinting" for 90 minutes--Loyola Marymount style--instead of playing what he (the filmmaker) described as Landon Donovan's "Princeton offense" style of soccer.


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Krazy Ivan wrote:
You are one win away from making hockey go away in this town again. All the "sweaters" will disappear. All of the racist banners/flags will be thrown away. And, most importantly, all these bandwagon Haaauks fans will find the next thing to latch on to. You are doing God's work.




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Let's be honest. There has been a LOT less fake love than there was during the Bulls run. Didn't Cheryl Burton get drunk and rape Horace Grant during one of the post-clinching celebrations? The worst that's happened during this Hawks run has been Peggy Kusinski getting beaten down for trying to be funny.


It's still bad, Hoffy.

What's Mac going to talk about?

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Krazy Ivan wrote:
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Krazy Ivan wrote:
You are one win away from making hockey go away in this town again. All the "sweaters" will disappear. All of the racist banners/flags will be thrown away. And, most importantly, all these bandwagon Haaauks fans will find the next thing to latch on to. You are doing God's work.




Ivan


Let's be honest. There has been a LOT less fake love than there was during the Bulls run. Didn't Cheryl Burton get drunk and rape Horace Grant during one of the post-clinching celebrations? The worst that's happened during this Hawks run has been Peggy Kusinski getting beaten down for trying to be funny.


It's still bad, Hoffy.

What's Mac going to talk about?

In about 9 more shows, nothing for the rest of the summer.

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I think McNeil's head is going to explode, so I wouldn't worry.

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Kings are better, not sure why NONE of the Hawkey Experts could tell me this.

NOT 1! NOT EDDIE O! NOT CONWAY!


Eddie O said anyone who didn't know the Kings were a good team doesn't watch out of town hockey. He had the red ass about it.


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Peoria Matt wrote:
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Kings are better, not sure why NONE of the Hawkey Experts could tell me this.

NOT 1! NOT EDDIE O! NOT CONWAY!


Eddie O said anyone who didn't know the Kings were a good team doesn't watch out of town hockey. He had the red ass about it.

That was after it was 3-1 though, wasnt it?


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