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Stinkfinger The Crow

Post subject: Should I get a haircut?

Posted: Tue Sep 18, 2007 5:04 pm

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I think I've finally had enough of the hockey hair. Should I cut it?

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Do something about your long, filthy hair
It looks like a rat's nest
Do something about your mullet
Get out the hair clippers, jerk

Get the rat's nest off your head
Get that crazy-ass mother off your skull
Take your ass to the barber shop
Tell the barber that you're sick of looking like an asshole

The mullet is the reason why people hate you
They are sick of looking at your nappy weed-sack
Nobody wants to look at you with that mullet on your head
Why don't you cut that mullet, you numbskull

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Bulldog Scott

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Posted: Tue Sep 18, 2007 5:07 pm

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Isn't it part of your contract for "Scrubs" to keep your hair a certain length?

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Brick

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Posted: Tue Sep 18, 2007 5:10 pm

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Dirty Hippie. Get a job.

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Bulldog Scott

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Posted: Tue Sep 18, 2007 5:12 pm

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Old Man Potter wrote:

Boilermaker Rick wrote:

Dirty Hippie. Get a job.

Hey!

I was waiting for that. Good stuff.

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater

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Posted: Tue Sep 18, 2007 5:15 pm

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Why is there no option for "get out the hairclippers and continue to look like an asshole"?

Not that I would choose that of course.

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Brick

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Posted: Tue Sep 18, 2007 5:17 pm

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:

Why is there no option for "get out the hairclippers and continue to look like an asshole"?

Not that I would choose that of course.

I like the cut of your jib. You will fit in well around here.

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater

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Posted: Tue Sep 18, 2007 5:21 pm

Thanks. It only took me 3000 posts to fit in.

What am I going to do with my next year?

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The Original Kid Cairo

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Posted: Tue Sep 18, 2007 5:42 pm

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Old Man Potter wrote:

Boilermaker Rick wrote:

Dirty Hippie. Get a job.

Hey!

Wow! Who the hell dug you up?

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The Original Kid Cairo

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Posted: Tue Sep 18, 2007 5:43 pm

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Stink, I think long hair adds personality. I had long hair in high school and although I had to cut it to get a job, I sometimes regret getting rid of it.

I also think you look like Manu Ginobili and if you want my opinion, I think his skills deteriorated after he cut his hair. Let that be a lesson young man.

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Tall Midget

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Posted: Tue Sep 18, 2007 5:51 pm

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Just castrate yourself and call it a day.

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The Original Kid Cairo

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Posted: Tue Sep 18, 2007 5:56 pm

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Tall Midget wrote:

Just castrate yourself and call it a day.

Then he won't have an erectile piss.

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Stinkfinger The Crow

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Posted: Tue Sep 18, 2007 6:08 pm

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Kid Cairo wrote:

I had to cut it to get a job

That's why I'm thinking about doing it...I'd like to be going on interviews soon.

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Tall Midget

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Posted: Tue Sep 18, 2007 6:12 pm

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Stinkfinger The Crow wrote:

Kid Cairo wrote:

I had to cut it to get a job

That's why I'm thinking about doing it...I'd like to be going on interviews soon.

If you're looking for a resume coach, I'm sure spmack would be happy to give you some pointers.

Oh, wait, you probably want to be successful, right?

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Stinkfinger The Crow

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Posted: Tue Sep 18, 2007 6:14 pm

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Tall Midget wrote:

If you're looking for a resume coach, I'm sure spmack would be happy to give you some pointers.

Oh, wait, you probably want to be successful, right?

To quote B-Rad Gluckman, "Don't be hatin'" (wrong section). The man (at long last) landed a sweet gig at a video game company.

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Spaulding

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Posted: Tue Sep 18, 2007 7:13 pm

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If you're job hunting I'd say yeah get it cut.

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Stinkfinger The Crow

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Posted: Tue Sep 18, 2007 7:27 pm

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What's done is done.

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The Original Kid Cairo

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Posted: Tue Sep 18, 2007 7:33 pm

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Sissy boy.

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Evil J.A.C.K.

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Posted: Tue Sep 18, 2007 7:42 pm

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My Dear Internet Friend Mr. S. Finger T. Crow,
Cut that mop, guttersnipe.
Your Dear Internet Friend,
Evil J.A.C.K.
P.S.,
Get out of my park; they arrest vagabonds in Chicago. You appear to be one of those people who beg tickets off honorable wheelchair ridden psychopaths like me.

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Hawkeye Vince

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Posted: Tue Sep 18, 2007 8:06 pm

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DId the crazy redhead like it?

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Stinkfinger The Crow

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Posted: Tue Sep 18, 2007 9:13 pm

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Hawkeye Vince wrote:

DId the crazy redhead like it?

It burns. Oh, it burns.

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Hawkeye Vince

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Posted: Tue Sep 18, 2007 9:16 pm

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Stinkfinger The Crow wrote:

Hawkeye Vince wrote:

DId the crazy redhead like it?

It burns. Oh, it burns.

Well if she did, shave that mop tomorrow.

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Stinkfinger The Crow

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Posted: Tue Sep 18, 2007 9:27 pm

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Wait, now I'm confused by the question. Are you asking if she enjoyed the mullet, or a cleaner-cut do?

Either way, it has been cut.

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Hawkeye Vince

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Posted: Tue Sep 18, 2007 9:29 pm

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Stinkfinger The Crow wrote:

Wait, now I'm confused by the question. Are you asking if she enjoyed the mullet, or a cleaner-cut do?

Either way, it has been cut.

I wondered if she liked the hair in the picture....

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Ugueth Will Shiv You

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Posted: Tue Sep 18, 2007 10:40 pm

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Stinkfinger The Crow wrote:

Either way, it has been cut.

Bout time. Jeebus.

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Brick

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Posted: Tue Sep 18, 2007 11:14 pm

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Tall Midget wrote:

Just castrate yourself and call it a day.

Is it just me or is castration very popular these days?

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HappyHour Jason

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Posted: Wed Sep 19, 2007 2:08 pm

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Pictures?

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Stinkfinger The Crow

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Posted: Wed Sep 19, 2007 2:17 pm

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HappyHour Jason wrote:

Pictures?

I knew this was going to get asked, so I took the liberty of taking before and after shots.

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The Original Kid Cairo

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Posted: Wed Sep 19, 2007 2:18 pm

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Yeah, I think the haircut was a good idea. Much cleaner. You had a John Belushi / Andy Kaufman thing going at first.

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My Coach Vinny

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Posted: Wed Sep 19, 2007 2:23 pm

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Find a new barber.

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Stinkfinger The Crow

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Posted: Wed Sep 19, 2007 2:27 pm

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Coach Crapowski wrote:

Find a new barber.

Great Clips doesn't really count.

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