Once again an assembly of the greatest golfers ever! I say this because every hole we got to, the marker for the closest to the hole is already 3 inches from the hole. The getting the ball in the plastic ring for a trip to mexico, already has 2 people in the raffle, and we are the 3rd group to get there. 14 people got into that raffle. It was $20 for 5 balls.

Saw Jay Zawatski win Straightest drive, about 3 inches off the rope.

I crushed a drive, a little over 300 yards, thinking I am at least writing my name on the long drive card, NOPE. Someone had about a 340 yard drive already. So much for the B96 Summer Bash tickets!

Won 2 $50 gift cards to Wildberry Pancake house, 4 Passes to Medevil Times, $50 coupon to some hat place and $50 worth of other stuff from some online shop and a free haircut at Sports clips!! Not to mention the bag of minor other gifts.

Bid $250 on the Bulls sigsned basketball, happy that someone outbid me!

Met "THE BRAND", right there the $200 was worth it.

Had Gibsons Lunch and good dinner.

All said, a very good time for $200, far from a 'Rip Off"

In the end $35,000 raised for Turning Point. Not bad for a group of out of shape ex jocks trying to slap the ball around.

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"That's what the internet is for. Slandering others anonymously." Banky
“Been that way since one monkey looked at the sun and told the other monkey ‘He said for you to give me your fuckin’ share.’”

Did it stay dry the entire time Biggie?

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Flew too close to the sun on wings of pastrami

was larry there?

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Reality is your friend, not your enemy. -- Seacrest

was perfect. Little wind much better than no breeze at all. I am talking comfort index, didnt care about ball flight.

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"That's what the internet is for. Slandering others anonymously." Banky
“Been that way since one monkey looked at the sun and told the other monkey ‘He said for you to give me your fuckin’ share.’”

Leary does not attend such events. He must spend most of the day preparing for his ultra shows.

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"That's what the internet is for. Slandering others anonymously." Banky
“Been that way since one monkey looked at the sun and told the other monkey ‘He said for you to give me your fuckin’ share.’”

I think they should have people watching on the holes with closest to the pin etc... I accept people shaving strokes in an outing, it's going to happen, but to cheat on a closest to the pin is just bullshit.

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They have people watching some of the holes and I know the guy who had a closest to the pin, he was in 3 Putt Gene's group and I feel good in saying Zawatski didnt cheat, so thus THE BEST GOLFERS EVER!

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"That's what the internet is for. Slandering others anonymously." Banky
“Been that way since one monkey looked at the sun and told the other monkey ‘He said for you to give me your fuckin’ share.’”

I wonder if he would have entered the straightest drive contest?

Good stuff, bigfan. Glad they were able to raise a good amount of $ for such a worthy cause.

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he would lose, but tell you about how if he tried he would win. This applies to all levels of this statement

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"That's what the internet is for. Slandering others anonymously." Banky
“Been that way since one monkey looked at the sun and told the other monkey ‘He said for you to give me your fuckin’ share.’”

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-- source

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"That's what the internet is for. Slandering others anonymously." Banky
“Been that way since one monkey looked at the sun and told the other monkey ‘He said for you to give me your fuckin’ share.’”

I always draw a penis or some other obscene picture next to the name of the person who lied about their "closest to or longest drive". Then I innocently ask if anyone saw the picture later in the day.

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

The slumlord who wins free breakfast and rates it.

You could do a lot of healing by treating a certain full figured board member to some free pancakes.

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

We played Glendale Lakes a few summers ago. As we're walking up to the green, we see something sticking out of the hole with a note next to it, flag in tact. The note stated "Sorry about the dead flying bat." Sticking out of the hole was just that, a dead bat. Odd. We didn't bother putting into the bat.

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Hank Scorpio and W_Z had to putt into a dead bird once...

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Fuckin' necrophiliacs....

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Gave one to the guy begging at the Ashland exit for a $1

What do you think he did with it?

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"That's what the internet is for. Slandering others anonymously." Banky
“Been that way since one monkey looked at the sun and told the other monkey ‘He said for you to give me your fuckin’ share.’”

Uh, unfortunately, you're going to have to be a whole lot more specific in regards to full figured board members...

dined and then blogged about it

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

Grimmace sure gets around

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"That's what the internet is for. Slandering others anonymously." Banky
“Been that way since one monkey looked at the sun and told the other monkey ‘He said for you to give me your fuckin’ share.’”

That's one of the best Grimace pics around especially considering that Spiegs has been getting this alcoholic rep lately.

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Hell of a lineup right there.....

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Guy in the short sleeve button down is like T.O. in his prime comparatively

I think that's more "throw on an old t shirt because it's an outdoor party" than style.

I dont know. Ive never been trendy. Ive dressed the same since like 92

We at The Organization are above petty bribery.

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I won't be seen with someone wearing a Nirvana or Pumpkins band shirt pally.

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Proud member of the white guy grievance committee

It aint the six minutes. Its what happens in those six minutes.