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doug - evergreen park

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Posted: Thu Sep 20, 2007 9:45 am

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i'm telling ya....it's pretty awesome.

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Also if you fuck someone like they are a millionaire they might go try to be one.

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Women like to touch bald heads. I bet they can't keep their hands off Doug.

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Stinkfinger The Crow

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doug - evergreen park wrote:

i'm telling ya....it's pretty awesome.

Spaulding wrote:

Women like to touch bald heads. I bet they can't keep their hands off Doug.

I dunno, I've been getting more than my share of compliments from the women folk at work in the past two days, which is odd for me; I don't know how to process compliments very well. But I guess I had nowhere to go but up given the previous 'do.

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Spaulding wrote:

Women like to touch bald heads.

Affirmative.

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doug - evergreen park

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funny...
they all do. and they comment about how soft it is (meanwhile...it's not so soft down there) and it feels like a baby's head.
i love having my head rubbed.

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Also if you fuck someone like they are a millionaire they might go try to be one.

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Mustang Rob

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Coach Crapowski wrote:

Spaulding wrote:

Women like to touch bald heads.

Affirmative.

Wait Coach
That means you either have a bald head, or... :shock:

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I guess Coach Crapowski is the "mystery girl" then.

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Kid Cairo wrote:

I guess Coach Crapowski is the "mystery girl" then.

Highly unlikely.

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good dolphin

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Posted: Thu Sep 20, 2007 11:56 am

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No, you should get them all cut!

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Stinkfinger The Crow

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good dolphin wrote:

No, you should get them all cut!

HEY-O!

Actually, great minds think alike, as I actually used that terrible joke this morning in the elevator, but it was only in response to someone ASKING if I got a haircut, as if it was just a subtle change,.

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Posted: Thu Sep 20, 2007 12:24 pm

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Virtual high five me, my man!

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doug - evergreen park

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Posted: Thu Sep 20, 2007 12:38 pm

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nobody notices when I get a hairscut.

but, i make sure to tell everyone.

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Also if you fuck someone like they are a millionaire they might go try to be one.

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Stinkfinger The Crow

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doug - evergreen park wrote:

nobody notices when I get a hairscut.

but, i make sure to tell everyone.

Are you suggesting that this thread has careened into dick picture country, Douglas?

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doug - evergreen park

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Posted: Thu Sep 20, 2007 12:48 pm

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ya know....i think it could be, yes.
:lol:

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Mustang Rob wrote:

bald head

Clipper, no guard, every other week. Leaves about 1/8"

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I'm with the caller who said Manu

More like Mike Sirotka and Toni Kukoc.

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Stinkfinger The Crow

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spmack wrote:

More like Mike Sirotka and Toni Kukoc.

That's coincidental, because I've been told in the past that my hockey gear bag smells like Toni Kukoc's foreskin.

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doug - evergreen park

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Coach Crapowski wrote:

Mustang Rob wrote:

bald head

Clipper, no guard, every other week. Leaves about 1/8"

every other week?
jeez...i'm like every 4-5 days.

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Spaulding

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Clipper, no guard, every other week. Leaves about 1/8"

I was going to add the crew cut/really short hair. My softball coach has that type of cut and I love rubbing his head. He's kida cute so sometimes it's just an excuse to touch him.

Nice haircut joke you guys. That was one of my grandpa's favorites. His other favorites were people are dying to get in that cemetary if we'd pass one and when wacthing a baseball game and a bad batter got up to the plate he'd say that guys swings like a rusty gate. Thanks...I haven't thought of him in a long time.

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doug - evergreen park wrote:

Coach Crapowski wrote:

Mustang Rob wrote:

bald head

Clipper, no guard, every other week. Leaves about 1/8"

every other week?
jeez...i'm like every 4-5 days.

Thus the difference between 1/8th and bald.

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Keyser Soze

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Clipper, no guard, every other week. Leaves about 1/8"

My brother does this and my Uncle refers to him as 'tennis ball head'.

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doug - evergreen park

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Posted: Thu Sep 20, 2007 3:12 pm

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i'm not as fuzzy as a tennis ball.

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Posted: Thu Sep 20, 2007 3:14 pm

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I'm a head shaver. Once a week, #1 clippers. I look like a serial killer.

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doug - evergreen park

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Posted: Thu Sep 20, 2007 3:16 pm

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Darkside wrote:

I'm a head shaver. Once a week, #1 clippers. I look like a serial killer.

hey...me too.
we could be the first interracial serial killing team.

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Darkside

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doug - evergreen park wrote:

Darkside wrote:

I'm a head shaver. Once a week, #1 clippers. I look like a serial killer.

hey...me too.
we could be the first interracial serial killing team.

You're Asian?

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Hawkeye Vince

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Spaulding wrote:

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Clipper, no guard, every other week. Leaves about 1/8"

I was going to add the crew cut/really short hair. My softball coach has that type of cut and I love rubbing his head. He's kida cute so sometimes it's just an excuse to touch him.

Does your husband know? ;-)

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Spaulding

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Yes he knows about my little crush.

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Stinkfinger The Crow

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Posted: Thu Sep 20, 2007 3:44 pm

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Spaulding wrote:

Yes he knows about my little crush.

I feel so used.

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Spaulding

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Don't. I'm only good for my boobs and vagina anyway.

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