Scene Setting – Knuckles, Mike, some loser sponsor and all of Mike’s black and Asian friends sitting at a table for 3 at Lucky McGee’s.


(Mike’s cell phone rings)

MIKE: ‘alo

CALLER: Mikey, it’s space!

MIKE: Who?

CALLER : Shwartzy! Spaceball, you said I could represent you in renegotiation!

MIKE: Oh yeah, SPACE! My guy! Wassup?

SPACE: So I got off the phone with Mitch and Dan Lee and they are going to send us an offer for your new contract.

MIKE: yeah, wats dey talking ‘bout?

SPACE: Mike this is just an opening point, so don’t get upset.

MIKE: Space, come on buddy, hows longs you knowns me? I knows the games! Hows muchs dey offerin?

SPACE: Remember the national syndication thing is off the table and the ratings are not exactly what we wanted.

MIKE: Space, I knows, whats they ats?

SPACE: They are offering you a $400,000 a year deal over three years and they want control over your staff and co-host.

MIKE: <thump>

SPACE: Hello! Hello! MIKEY! Bubie! NORTHY~!



[THE CALL HAS ENDED]

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""I am now done at the Score."
Mike North, June 24, 2008

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Winning covers a multitude of sins

I love how Mike says that he has black friends, and then he names guys like Jerry Riles, Eric Beverly, and Charles Joseph his limo driver. Umm no Mike, those guy WORKED for you.

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Hmmm... Hmmm... Mike is a good man... Hmmm... Community.

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"It's not exactly a rocket surgery." D.J.