Um

If that's actually him...........he's just confirmed himself as the world's biggest (current) moron. This guy continues to need an "adjustment". Somebody needs to get Johnny.

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Another legendary Browns QB in the making.

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"All crowds boycotting football games shouldn't care who sings or takes a knee because they aren't watching." - Nas

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GOB: "My God, what is this feeling?"
Michael: "Could it be love?"
GOB: "I know what an erection feels like, Michael. No, it's the opposite. It's... it's like my heart is getting hard."

I think the Browns might want to call him in right now.

can they request a drug test today?

Johnny, thats why they have Shitter stalls in clubs!!!!!!

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"That's what the internet is for. Slandering others anonymously." Banky
“Been that way since one monkey looked at the sun and told the other monkey ‘He said for you to give me your fuckin’ share.’”

Do people in high end clubs pretend to care so much that they do that in the shitter?

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Elections have consequences.

You think all that Moxie is natural?

Love it. Don't let 'em bring you down Johnny!

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Yep. Haters are already out in full force.

Poor form by Johnny Football, though, use the stall or just get a nice gold coke straw.

You're rich now, brother!

The guy wins. Dont worry about what he does in the bathroom.

I appreciate what the guy has done and I want him to have a great career. About as entertaining as you can get. A great watch.

But plays like this are not going to happen in the pros, one of these jump in the air plays will land him on his back in a complete daze.

There was nobody better at those plays than Vick. Sure, a majority of his plays he escaped on, but just one big hit while he is running full speed and someone comes from the blind corner. OUCH.

And it's not like he is toning it down so guys dont care to hit him.

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"That's what the internet is for. Slandering others anonymously." Banky
“Been that way since one monkey looked at the sun and told the other monkey ‘He said for you to give me your fuckin’ share.’”

Him or Josh Gordon.

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There are only two examples of infinity: The universe and human stupidity and I'm not sure about the universe.

He's got a very good and accurate arm though.

The off the field stuff is troubling though. The problem is that in the NFL you don't have the time to be a jackass like Kaner was(and still may be).

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

Oh really?

I seem to remember another Cokehead playing in the NFL. Was he any good?

I am sure LT called the plays...."I am gonna rush....you guys stay with your man....go"

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"That's what the internet is for. Slandering others anonymously." Banky
“Been that way since one monkey looked at the sun and told the other monkey ‘He said for you to give me your fuckin’ share.’”

Is it illegal to roll up a bill?

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Fare you well, fare you well
I love you more than words can tell
Listen to the river sing sweet songs
To rock my soul

He doesn't seem to be putting himself in a position to be the #1 QB on opening day

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

Sounds like the name of a nonsensical folk song. The Weavers Sing Johnny Football, Why You Rolling Up That Bill and other Campfire Favorites.

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I don't remember half the time if I'm hiding or I'm lost

If he murdered dogs instead he would be given the job free and clear.

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Do right handed people wear watches on their right arm?

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Hawaii (fuck) You

That's his left arm.

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You know me like that.

Unless we are looking through a window and not into a mirror, I think that's his left arm.
Or, as those close to him call it - his rollin' arm.

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That's why I am not a detective.

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Hawaii (fuck) You

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Reality is your friend, not your enemy. -- Seacrest

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This is my signature...

The Kate Bush version is so much better.

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dude's going to be bald by 30...better live it up while he can

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

He needs to get the bullet.

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Good people drink good beer - Hunter S. Thompson

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Waiting for the time when I can finally say
That this has all been wonderful, but now I'm on my way