...and Heckler Brad. Tonight at Stop and Drink/Clark Street Ale House. I was walking out, they were walking in. One of those gigantic hooters nearly popped my in the face. Also, some asshole had a newborn baby in the bar. At 11:00 at night. A fucking baby!

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Don't take it personally.

Run them over!

I hope you and everyone else were extra quiet.

That baby sounds pretty cool

Was the baby wearing a sport coat?

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-- source

Was the stroller observing the rules of the road?

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Good people drink good beer - Hunter S. Thompson

<º)))><

Waiting for the time when I can finally say
That this has all been wonderful, but now I'm on my way

Did you drive your bike while intoxicated?

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babies are up all night so what's the difference.

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Reality is your friend, not your enemy. -- Seacrest

hey JORR can you confirm that Sarah Spain's lower torso is indeed that of an abrams tank?

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would you rather they left the kid in their SUV

how were the gigantic hooters?

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"He is a loathsome, offensive brute
--yet I can't look away."

Sarah looked really good in spite of photographic evidence to the contrary that has been posted here. Brad is looking old.

The baby was sporting an appropriate onesie, plain white, very tasteful. I did not see a stroller. It was probably too small for a stroller. When I tell you this baby was "newborn", I am not kidding. I actually checked the floor for a placenta.

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Don't take it personally.

As I mentioned in the other thread. Chicago fan club.com was the original thing here. It was actually a Newspaper as well! Sorry no old copies. Brad and I came very close to a collaboration. he actually came up with the heckler while in my offices with me. As it was originally meant to be only a Cubs season thing and I didnt want to print the paper anymore (Thats some work), he went on his own way, still friendly with the guy, see him at Xsport.

But if I merged with THE HECKLER and we worked as one, this place would be here.

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"That's what the internet is for. Slandering others anonymously." Banky
“Been that way since one monkey looked at the sun and told the other monkey ‘He said for you to give me your fuckin’ share.’”

The Heckler tries ever so hard, but so much of it just isn't funny. Maybe they overextended themselves.

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Sarah Spain also tries ever so hard, but just isn't clever or entertaining.

I saw her on the Keith Olbermann show a few nights ago; I have no idea why he would rely on her as an "expert" regarding Chicago sports.

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How difficult is it to be an "expert" on Cubbie baseball?!? Or soccer/football in Chicago (which is only newsworthy here when it's thousands standing outside to watch the USMNT).

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There are only two examples of infinity: The universe and human stupidity and I'm not sure about the universe.

I agree that it's not a very difficult task. And yet, she was somehow unequal to it.

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The Heckler blows and I guarantee you this site gets 10x the amount of hits daily than the Heckler. 10x might even be low.

Maybe Olbermann likes the idea of promoting a woman in traditionally male dominated role.

Maybe Olbermann likes her tits.

The Onion doing sports on a semi-regular basis rendered the Heckler useless, or more useless than it had been. Maybe they should refocus on being like a Blue Line/Committed Indian for the Cubs instead of a cheap knockoff of The Onion.

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Even the guys at The Onion couldnt be consistently funny in such a narrow field

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Eh, was The Onion ever that funny? It's something people discover in college and are like "OMFG this is hilarious!" It lasts about a semester.

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Back off, Warchild. Seriously.

You're kind of a hater sometimes. I fear that you are actually just an older version of me and Ill be that way.


The Onion still cracks me up

Sell your blood. The Onion is fantastic.

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Aren't we the same age?

I've just had a bad year. Just about everything I post is negative these days. I'm conscious of it and don't care.

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Back off, Warchild. Seriously.

Oh I dont know how old you are. I just know were both south siders and there was no way to make that point if you werw younger than me.

Im 34

Not sure how this thread went this far w/o a picture of her tits (albeit clothed). I don't get the hate.

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Soccer 1,2,3
Spanish Honor Society 1,2,3,4
Forensics 1,2,3,4

"Smiles with Nostrils"

"...no Hmong, go find some blacks"

For her body, or her career? She looks really good. It's just that she promotes herself in a fashion that's a bit exhausting, basically trying to be respected as One Of The Guys while never not trafficking in having huge tits. She broke on the scene by auctioning off the right to buy her a ticket to the Super Bowl, remember.

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Exhausting? I mean who really cares that much about her to be interested in anything besides what she actually does on air or what she looks like?