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Smarmystein
 Post subject: 7.8 Danny got a trophy!!
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Just because someone gives you an award...

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doesn't mean your NOT a complete ASSHOLE!
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I didn't know we started referring to the Cubs as a baseball cancer.

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Am I the only one who finds the name "Chicago Baseball Cancer Charities" odd? At first I thought it was a charity to benefit Milton Bradley or Kent Mercker or A.J.

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Am I the only one who finds the name "Chicago Baseball Cancer Charities" odd? At first I thought it was a charity to benefit Milton Bradley or Kent Mercker or A.J.

Sort of like Ron Santo and his fight against JDRF.

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He nominated himself using Terry's name.

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How handy he brought it up during transition. I knew there had to be a reason he was the high bidder on bat boy for a day. An award? He'll yea, I'll bid on something.
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when I go off the deep end you can blame these fucking CBS commercials they play on the internet stream.

we live in the shelter now, things are gonna get better!

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What a show, what a country!

Only in America, and only in Chicago, can someone be given an award and he shits on those for that he is being awarded. Ok, correction, not only in Chicago (but certainly amongst Chicagoans). Kids cancer camp? Hooray! Raising money because you believe in the cause? Might get shitted on if it involves a goat.

Dan's new phrase coinage is "Eventual Certainty" Which is how and when the Ricketts family crushes the rooftops. When exactly? Who knows, but they will be crushed. Goliath always wins.

There will be another fundraiser with Kids cancer camp being the beneficiary. Why not charge an extra $20 and include a deck of cards? Remarkable how instead of having a party for the unwashed masses and the potential to raise even more money, it has a fee to cover the costs of things like event coordinators and caterers. Oh well, at least it will be on a Friday.

Today's show is brought to you by those who savor the flavor and scent of Lebron James' scrotal nether regions. Dan will ponder why some of Twitter is so much better than other parts of Twitter. They'll dismiss anything not consistent with thinking that James' greatness is more than just basketball #unabashedslurpage.

Anything else they tell you today is the only thing relevant, today.

The stream sucks, and Copa is calling.

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The Hallmark Award

"...cause we make up something that is supposed to be meaningful shit all the time!"


"...uh yeah by the way..can you get me a little gold baseball with just the word..CANCER on it...yeah that's right..C-A-N-C-E-R...thanks!"
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nice call on the Royals system and the comparisons to the Cubs.

Very nice. They're backpedaling a bit.

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spmack wrote:
Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:
Am I the only one who finds the name "Chicago Baseball Cancer Charities" odd? At first I thought it was a charity to benefit Milton Bradley or Kent Mercker or A.J.

Sort of like Ron Santo and his fight against JDRF.


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when I go off the deep end you can blame these fucking CBS commercials they play on the internet stream.

we live in the shelter now, things are gonna get better!


Come off the ledge Hatchetman.

The world is better off with both of us in it!

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what a shitty looking plaque
is it made of particle board ?
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dan just compared Dunn to Killebrew and Schmidt.

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The fact that this show is chastising people who were mad at The Decision is one of the more annoying things about this show.

THEY HATED THE DECISION TOO, AND DID FOR YEARS UNTIL LEBRON WON A TITLE, AND THEN THEY HATED PEOPLE WHO HATED THE DECISION.

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dan just compared Dunn to Killebrew and Schmidt.

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Jesus, this fuck has gone off the deep end, and is making it public.

https://twitter.com/danbernstine/status ... 4807321603

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Poor Cub fan Danny had to accept an award from Billy Pierce. What would Theo think?

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Boilermaker Rick wrote:
The fact that this show is chastising people who were mad at The Decision is one of the more annoying things about this show.

THEY HATED THE DECISION TOO, AND DID FOR YEARS UNTIL LEBRON WON A TITLE, AND THEN THEY HATED PEOPLE WHO HATED THE DECISION.



calm down, bro...

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Krazy Ivan wrote:
Boilermaker Rick wrote:
The fact that this show is chastising people who were mad at The Decision is one of the more annoying things about this show.

THEY HATED THE DECISION TOO, AND DID FOR YEARS UNTIL LEBRON WON A TITLE, AND THEN THEY HATED PEOPLE WHO HATED THE DECISION.



calm down, bro...
I'm always screaming my posts, whether they are in CAPS or lower case or CamelCase.

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Boilermaker Rick wrote:
The fact that this show is chastising people who were mad at The Decision is one of the more annoying things about this show.

THEY HATED THE DECISION TOO, AND DID FOR YEARS UNTIL LEBRON WON A TITLE, AND THEN THEY HATED PEOPLE WHO HATED THE DECISION.

uhh...no so sure about that. One of them hated it, I know that. But I think the other one was rather unemotional about it.

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DannyB wrote:
Hatchetman wrote:
dan just compared Dunn to Killebrew and Schmidt.

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Jesus, this fuck has gone off the deep end, and is making it public.

https://twitter.com/danbernstine/status ... 4807321603


That's not the real Dan Bernstein.

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SpiralStairs wrote:
DannyB wrote:
Hatchetman wrote:
dan just compared Dunn to Killebrew and Schmidt.

Similarity Scores!!


Jesus, this fuck has gone off the deep end, and is making it public.

https://twitter.com/danbernstine/status ... 4807321603


That's not the real Dan Bernstein.

nope.

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City of Fools wrote:
Boilermaker Rick wrote:
The fact that this show is chastising people who were mad at The Decision is one of the more annoying things about this show.

THEY HATED THE DECISION TOO, AND DID FOR YEARS UNTIL LEBRON WON A TITLE, AND THEN THEY HATED PEOPLE WHO HATED THE DECISION.

uhh...no so sure about that. One of them hated it, I know that. But I think the other one was rather unemotional about it.
Not so sure about what? Bernstein is on the show in case you aren't aware.

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SpiralStairs wrote:
DannyB wrote:
Hatchetman wrote:
dan just compared Dunn to Killebrew and Schmidt.

Similarity Scores!!


Jesus, this fuck has gone off the deep end, and is making it public.

https://twitter.com/danbernstine/status ... 4807321603


That's not the real Dan Bernstein.

That's the poster's own twitter account, silly.

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Curious Hair wrote:
SpiralStairs wrote:
DannyB wrote:
Hatchetman wrote:
dan just compared Dunn to Killebrew and Schmidt.

Similarity Scores!!


Jesus, this fuck has gone off the deep end, and is making it public.

https://twitter.com/danbernstine/status ... 4807321603


That's not the real Dan Bernstein.

That's the poster's own twitter account, silly.


I don't understand.

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That IS NOT THE 5ft. 6 1/2 INCH BERNSTEIN TWITTER ACCOUNT!!! :lol:
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Boilermaker Rick wrote:
City of Fools wrote:
Boilermaker Rick wrote:
The fact that this show is chastising people who were mad at The Decision is one of the more annoying things about this show.

THEY HATED THE DECISION TOO, AND DID FOR YEARS UNTIL LEBRON WON A TITLE, AND THEN THEY HATED PEOPLE WHO HATED THE DECISION.

uhh...no so sure about that. One of them hated it, I know that. But I think the other one was rather unemotional about it.
Not so sure about what? Bernstein is on the show in case you aren't aware.

you're going to make me go back and gather info, and I'm far too lazy. You win.

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Bernstein wrote:
Individual awards don't matter. Why do you care?


How does this award get them closer to winning a ratings book?

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Bernstein absolutely did not like The Decision.

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