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spanky

Post subject: Salt Water Aquariums

Posted: Thu Jul 10, 2014 2:04 pm

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Anybody else got one?
We have a small one and "introduced" a new fish yesterday that was supposed to be passive/community - and he seems to be so far.

The problem is my other fish that were already in the tank are not so friendly and are kicking his ass so far. This new fish ain;t gonna make it through the weekend at this point.
Anybody have suggestions for helping the transition?

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Post subject: Re: Salt Water Aquariums

Posted: Thu Jul 10, 2014 2:05 pm

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spanky wrote:

Take him out

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Post subject: Re: Salt Water Aquariums

Posted: Thu Jul 10, 2014 2:06 pm

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Hawg Ass wrote:

spanky wrote:

Take him out

On a date?

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lipidquadcab

Post subject: Re: Salt Water Aquariums

Posted: Thu Jul 10, 2014 2:06 pm

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Take one of the guilty party out of the tank, throw him on the grill, and then eat him in front of the others.

Problem solved.

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pittmike

Post subject: Re: Salt Water Aquariums

Posted: Thu Jul 10, 2014 2:07 pm

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Had these for years. What fish are doing what?

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Post subject: Re: Salt Water Aquariums

Posted: Thu Jul 10, 2014 2:09 pm

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pittmike wrote:

Had these for years. What fish are doing what?

I've got 2 yellow tail damsels and a clown fish that are going crazy on an orchid gramma.

The tank has plenty of hiding places and the 2 damsels already had their established "holes" that they guarded, but the new fish doesn't go anywhere near those and they still harass him.

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Krazy Ivan

Post subject: Re: Salt Water Aquariums

Posted: Thu Jul 10, 2014 2:12 pm

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spanky wrote:

Anybody else got one?

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Post subject: Re: Salt Water Aquariums

Posted: Thu Jul 10, 2014 2:14 pm

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I've got an entertainment center he can live in.

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Post subject: Re: Salt Water Aquariums

Posted: Thu Jul 10, 2014 2:15 pm

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spanky wrote:

pittmike wrote:

Had these for years. What fish are doing what?

Strange that those types would be too aggressive. Certainly the clown shouldn't. I would give it a day or two more to see if they settle in.

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Post subject: Re: Salt Water Aquariums

Posted: Thu Jul 10, 2014 2:15 pm

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Krazy Ivan wrote:

spanky wrote:

Anybody else got one?

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Post subject: Re: Salt Water Aquariums

Posted: Thu Jul 10, 2014 2:15 pm

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Douchebag wrote:

I've got an entertainment center he can live in.

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spanky

Post subject: Re: Salt Water Aquariums

Posted: Thu Jul 10, 2014 2:17 pm

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pittmike wrote:

spanky wrote:

pittmike wrote:

Had these for years. What fish are doing what?

Strange that those types would be too aggressive. Certainly the clown shouldn't. I would give it a day or two more to see if they settle in.

Yeah, the damsels seem more determined but don't really do any damage. They just harass it. I watched the clown literally take a chunk out of the new guy's tail.

I may have to eat him.

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Post subject: Re: Salt Water Aquariums

Posted: Thu Jul 10, 2014 2:17 pm

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spanky wrote:

pittmike wrote:

Had these for years. What fish are doing what?

Don't fuck with gramma!

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spmack

Post subject: Re: Salt Water Aquariums

Posted: Thu Jul 10, 2014 2:20 pm

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Come on Spanky, you know you can't mix a goldfish in with piranhas....that's like a Chicagoan and a Rockfordian trying to date.....bad mix. I have first hand knowledge of this

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Post subject: Re: Salt Water Aquariums

Posted: Thu Jul 10, 2014 2:22 pm

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spmack wrote:

Come on Spanky, you know you can't mix a goldfish in with piranhas....that's like a Chicagoan and a Rockfordian trying to date.....bad mix. I have first hand knowledge of this

I heard you were like a goldfish at RVC.

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Hawg Ass

Post subject: Re: Salt Water Aquariums

Posted: Thu Jul 10, 2014 2:23 pm

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Take out the salt water and put in regular water, problem solved. Then have a Cosby like funeral for all 4 of them.

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Post subject: Re: Salt Water Aquariums

Posted: Thu Jul 10, 2014 2:33 pm

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Do your fish have Sox tattoos?

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Post subject: Re: Salt Water Aquariums

Posted: Thu Jul 10, 2014 2:38 pm

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spanky wrote:

spmack wrote:

Come on Spanky, you know you can't mix a goldfish in with piranhas....that's like a Chicagoan and a Rockfordian trying to date.....bad mix. I have first hand knowledge of this

I heard you were like a goldfish at RVC.

I was. Especially when I tried out for the BBall team. What was I thinking?
Decided to write for the paper, instead.

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Furious Styles

Post subject: Re: Salt Water Aquariums

Posted: Thu Jul 10, 2014 2:42 pm

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spmack was a Trojan?

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Krazy Ivan

Post subject: Re: Salt Water Aquariums

Posted: Thu Jul 10, 2014 2:43 pm

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Furious Styles wrote:

spmack was a Trojan?

JUGGS wrote:

More like a Magnum

what the hell is wrong with me?

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Post subject: Re: Salt Water Aquariums

Posted: Thu Jul 10, 2014 2:43 pm

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Furious Styles wrote:

spmack was a Trojan?

It's not nice to call somebody a condom.

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spanky

Post subject: Re: Salt Water Aquariums

Posted: Thu Jul 10, 2014 2:46 pm

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Is that what RVC's mascot is? I did not know that

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Post subject: Re: Salt Water Aquariums

Posted: Thu Jul 10, 2014 2:47 pm

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knew a guy had a saltwater tank. left for the weekend, something malfunctioned, lost $2000 in fish.

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spanky

Post subject: Re: Salt Water Aquariums

Posted: Thu Jul 10, 2014 2:50 pm

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Hatchetman wrote:

knew a guy had a saltwater tank. left for the weekend, something malfunctioned, lost $2000 in fish.

I think my combined value of fish might be.......$125. Maybe.

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bigfan

Post subject: Re: Salt Water Aquariums

Posted: Thu Jul 10, 2014 2:50 pm

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get more new fish

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Krazy Ivan

Post subject: Re: Salt Water Aquariums

Posted: Thu Jul 10, 2014 2:52 pm

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spanky wrote:

I think my combined value of fish might be.......$125. Maybe.

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Furious Styles

Post subject: Re: Salt Water Aquariums

Posted: Thu Jul 10, 2014 2:54 pm

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spanky wrote:

Is that what RVC's mascot is? I did not know that

The internet says Golden Eagles. I'm almost positive they were the Trojans back in the day.

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spanky

Post subject: Re: Salt Water Aquariums

Posted: Thu Jul 10, 2014 2:55 pm

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Krazy Ivan wrote:

spanky wrote:

I think my combined value of fish might be.......$125. Maybe.

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Hawg Ass

Post subject: Re: Salt Water Aquariums

Posted: Thu Jul 10, 2014 2:55 pm

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I think Spany is getting some real solid advice in this thread. Good luck with your dead fish.

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spanky

Post subject: Re: Salt Water Aquariums

Posted: Thu Jul 10, 2014 2:57 pm

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So my choices for saving the new fish from being killed by the old fish are:

1. Grill it
2. Eat it
3. Get more new fish
4. Let camps try to have sex with it

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