http://overthecap.com/top-player-salaries-cap.php?Position=QB&Year=2014

His competition here seems to be Sam Bradford as everyone else around him either has rings or is a remarkably more productive player. Now, you can play the "Eli sucked last year" card but Eli has a track record that lets you believe that he will not only bounce back but he also has higher value based on his expected performance in the playoffs. While not as impressive, Joe Flacco fits in the same category.

The only one that sticks out more than Cutler seems to be Bradford. So, the competition for the least valuable player should come down to Cutler and Bradford!

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Cant wait to bump this thread in February.

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By the way, his cap hit is $18 million, but he is actually making $24 million this year.

However, it is much easier to pay attention to cap hits rather than actual dollars earned.

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Yeah. By then Jay will be relaxed from his 5 weeks of time off and have a good chortle over it.

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Hopefully Sam Bradford gets injured more than Cutler so he can be the second LVP!

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Dont you have a 3 win Purdue team to be researching?!

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Sorry, I guess I messed up the format.

1) He isn't as good as the other players who make a lot of money.
2) The defense isn't improved enough.
3) Matt Forte?
4) Trestman could make me an all pro.
5) His children are his #1 priority now. They must be kept away from anyone with spots on them.
6) Some bad reason to get this list to an arbitrary number of 10.
7) He has a bad sideline demeanor.
He got paid. What does he care?
9) See point 1-8.
10) See point 9.

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Spots?

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His children do not handle measles, mumps, or rubella well.

I assume those diseased children have spots. I wouldn't know. My parents aren't dumb.

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Well if there is exposure to those diseases I suppose his chiropractor should be able to handle it.

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
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Over the mumps yet that LC gave you?

Putz

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What?

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When you think about it, it is pretty astounding that a guy who has never thrown more than 30 TDs got that much money without even testing the market. Kudos to his agent.

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Little Caesars had an outbreak of mumps on their pizzas.

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Oh. Well I don't eat that shit.

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No that's just what their sausage looks like .

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It aint the six minutes. Its what happens in those six minutes.

he deferred $6 M, because he is just a nice guy! Actually, he didnt have a choice, thats the contract .

Would you do this type of wager?

$5 per TD
.01 per yard
-$10.00 for each INT
-$5 for each sack

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I think that would be a very good wager for a Cutler hater.

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Whichever QB in the top 10 has the most INT's will be the LVP

This my favorite "point" in this whole thread.
Waste of thread space, this is. But good job.

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If somebody took that bet, he would owe $183.60

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