Your significant others most annoying thing

spmack · **Posted:** Wed Jul 30, 2014 11:02 am

Bagels wrote:

spmack wrote:

She not from here, and doesn't have any family here...she tried a few other friends and they were not able to...should I have been an asshole and said I couldn't do it either because she's an ex? :-?

no, you should have held out for sexual favors

Stay tuned.

Frank Coztansa · **Posted:** Wed Jul 30, 2014 11:03 am

spmack wrote:

Stay tuned.

Wrong thread; viewtopic.php?f=60&t=88149

Krazy Ivan · **Posted:** Wed Jul 30, 2014 11:05 am

....and now....he dies.

Douchebag · **Joined:** Tue Aug 19, 2008 3:03 pm **Posts:** 43583

Frank Coztansa wrote:

spmack wrote:

Stay tuned.

Wrong thread; viewtopic.php?f=60&t=88149

Wrong, great movie.

Bagels · **Posted:** Wed Jul 30, 2014 11:08 am

Douchebag wrote:

Frank Coztansa wrote:

spmack wrote:

Stay tuned.

Wrong thread; viewtopic.php?f=60&t=88149

Wrong, great movie.

yeah that movie is awesome

i love when the cab driver is driving him into the river and he goes
Open the door!
OPEN THE GODDAMN DOOR !

Douchebag · **Joined:** Tue Aug 19, 2008 3:03 pm **Posts:** 43583

Bagels wrote:

Douchebag wrote:

Frank Coztansa wrote:

spmack wrote:

Stay tuned.

Wrong thread; viewtopic.php?f=60&t=88149

Wrong, great movie.

yeah that movie is awesome

i love when the cab driver is driving him into the river and he goes
Open the door!
OPEN THE GODDAMN DOOR !

Driving Over Miss Daisy was the best.

Psycory · **Posted:** Wed Jul 30, 2014 12:49 pm

Here's mine:
In decision making, my wife tends to be a maximizer: someone who wants to know every possible outcome to make the best choice
I tend to be a satisficer: I pick a good-enough option.

In other words, when my wife is shopping, she will go to approximately 124 stores looking for the pair of shoes for my daughter's dance recital where I would have just gone to one and bought it. Most people maximize on big purchases, however my wife does it on everything. EVERYTHING.

I do the grocery shopping because the one time she went it took 3 hours. I remember shopping with her before we got married and she spent 15 minutes in the toilet paper aisle deciding between which one to get. It annoys me. However, the way I buy things annoys her too. We joke about it though, I once quipped that I'm surprised she said yes right away when I proposed because I was kinda expecting her to take a few days to weigh the options. Her response: she is still weighing her options.

stoneroses86 · **Posted:** Wed Jul 30, 2014 1:21 pm

Psycory wrote:

I do the grocery shopping because the one time she went it took 3 hours. I remember shopping with her before we got married and she spent 15 minutes in the toilet paper aisle deciding between which one to get. It annoys me. However, the way I buy things annoys her too. We joke about it though, I once quipped that I'm surprised she said yes right away when I proposed because I was kinda expecting her to take a few days to weigh the options. Her response: she is still weighing her options.

This reminds me of the other night, when a commercial came on advertising a toilet paper without an inner cardboard roll, which is supposed to save trees. I said, "that is the silliest idea I have ever seen, there are plenty of trees to go around." My wife said "I think it is a great idea and we will be buying that toilet paper."

So my wife thinks she won an argument with me, but the joke is on her, because I could not possibly care less what toilet paper she buys! Ha ha ha!

Hank Scorpio · **Posted:** Wed Jul 30, 2014 1:26 pm

stoneroses86 wrote:

Psycory wrote:

I do the grocery shopping because the one time she went it took 3 hours. I remember shopping with her before we got married and she spent 15 minutes in the toilet paper aisle deciding between which one to get. It annoys me. However, the way I buy things annoys her too. We joke about it though, I once quipped that I'm surprised she said yes right away when I proposed because I was kinda expecting her to take a few days to weigh the options. Her response: she is still weighing her options.

This reminds me of the other night, when a commercial came on advertising a toilet paper without an inner cardboard roll, which is supposed to save trees. I said, "that is the silliest idea I have ever seen, there are plenty of trees to go around." My wife said "I think it is a great idea and we will be buying that toilet paper."

So my wife thinks she won an argument with me, but the joke is on her, because I could not possibly care less what toilet paper she buys! Ha ha ha!

Back it up... BEEP BEEP BEEP.

So the whole thing is just toilet paper and eventually it unravels itself?? Never going to work. The cardboard is essential to keep the shape. Without the cardboard, the roll will collapse and you wont be able to put it on the holder. So we are going to have to just be peeling pieces of paper off a flattened stack....

THANKS OBAMA!!

pittmike · **Posted:** Wed Jul 30, 2014 1:26 pm

stoneroses86 wrote:

Psycory wrote:

I do the grocery shopping because the one time she went it took 3 hours. I remember shopping with her before we got married and she spent 15 minutes in the toilet paper aisle deciding between which one to get. It annoys me. However, the way I buy things annoys her too. We joke about it though, I once quipped that I'm surprised she said yes right away when I proposed because I was kinda expecting her to take a few days to weigh the options. Her response: she is still weighing her options.

This reminds me of the other night, when a commercial came on advertising a toilet paper without an inner cardboard roll, which is supposed to save trees. I said, "that is the silliest idea I have ever seen, there are plenty of trees to go around." My wife said "I think it is a great idea and we will be buying that toilet paper."

So my wife thinks she won an argument with me, but the joke is on her, because I could not possibly care less what toilet paper she buys! Ha ha ha!

stoneroses86 · **Posted:** Wed Jul 30, 2014 1:30 pm

Hank Scorpio wrote:

Back it up... BEEP BEEP BEEP.

So the whole thing is just toilet paper and eventually it unravels itself?? Never going to work. The cardboard is essential to keep the shape. Without the cardboard, the roll will collapse and you wont be able to put it on the holder. So we are going to have to just be peeling pieces of paper off a flattened stack....

THANKS OBAMA!!

Laugh out loud!

Hank Scorpio · **Posted:** Wed Jul 30, 2014 1:32 pm

Im going to go lightly press each package in the store and completely ruin all of them.

bigfan · **Posted:** Wed Jul 30, 2014 1:32 pm

reads this place

stoneroses86 · **Posted:** Wed Jul 30, 2014 1:33 pm

Hank Scorpio wrote:

Im going to go lightly press each package in the store and completely ruin all of them.

Laugh out loud plus one (1)!

denisdman · **Posted:** Wed Jul 30, 2014 1:34 pm

We dated six years and have been married 18, so I can't complain too much. But I started noticing this about a year ago. She will be telling me a story about her day. As she is telling the story, she won't complete certain sentences. As an example: "Jennifer said her kid got in a car accident. Jason wasn't hurt, so." And I'll be like....so what?

Hank Scorpio · **Posted:** Wed Jul 30, 2014 1:37 pm

denisdman wrote:

We dated six years and have been married 18, so I can't complain too much. But I started noticing this about a year ago. She will be telling me a story about her day. As she is telling the story, she won't complete certain sentences. As an example: "Jennifer said her kid got in a car accident. Jason wasn't hurt, so." And I'll be like....so what?

So let's dance!!!

Brick · **Posted:** Wed Jul 30, 2014 1:38 pm

denisdman wrote:

We dated six years and have been married 18, so I can't complain too much. But I started noticing this about a year ago. She will be telling me a story about her day. As she is telling the story, she won't complete certain sentences. As an example: "Jennifer said her kid got in a car accident. Jason wasn't hurt, so." And I'll be like....so what?

You are listening too intently.

Nas · **Posted:** Wed Jul 30, 2014 1:48 pm

Boilermaker Rick wrote:

denisdman wrote:

We dated six years and have been married 18, so I can't complain too much. But I started noticing this about a year ago. She will be telling me a story about her day. As she is telling the story, she won't complete certain sentences. As an example: "Jennifer said her kid got in a car accident. Jason wasn't hurt, so." And I'll be like....so what?

You are listening too intently.

He's listening. I'll pick out a couple of words so I can repeat back and if some sounds interesting I will probably catch it. They'll tell you the same stories a million times and they appear to be longer every time they tell them.

rogers park bryan · **Joined:** Wed Sep 24, 2008 12:16 pm **Posts:** 81625

Hank Scorpio wrote:

stoneroses86 wrote:

Psycory wrote:

I do the grocery shopping because the one time she went it took 3 hours. I remember shopping with her before we got married and she spent 15 minutes in the toilet paper aisle deciding between which one to get. It annoys me. However, the way I buy things annoys her too. We joke about it though, I once quipped that I'm surprised she said yes right away when I proposed because I was kinda expecting her to take a few days to weigh the options. Her response: she is still weighing her options.

This reminds me of the other night, when a commercial came on advertising a toilet paper without an inner cardboard roll, which is supposed to save trees. I said, "that is the silliest idea I have ever seen, there are plenty of trees to go around." My wife said "I think it is a great idea and we will be buying that toilet paper."

So my wife thinks she won an argument with me, but the joke is on her, because I could not possibly care less what toilet paper she buys! Ha ha ha!

Back it up... BEEP BEEP BEEP.

So the whole thing is just toilet paper and eventually it unravels itself?? Never going to work. The cardboard is essential to keep the shape. Without the cardboard, the roll will collapse and you wont be able to put it on the holder. So we are going to have to just be peeling pieces of paper off a flattened stack....

THANKS OBAMA!!

Unless you....put it on the roll

Didnt really think that one thru, did ya Hank?

spmack · **Posted:** Wed Jul 30, 2014 1:53 pm

Nas wrote:

Boilermaker Rick wrote:

denisdman wrote:

We dated six years and have been married 18, so I can't complain too much. But I started noticing this about a year ago. She will be telling me a story about her day. As she is telling the story, she won't complete certain sentences. As an example: "Jennifer said her kid got in a car accident. Jason wasn't hurt, so." And I'll be like....so what?

You are listening too intently.

He's listening. I'll pick out a couple of words so I can repeat back and if some sounds interesting I will probably catch it. They'll tell you the same stories a million times and they appear to be longer every time they tell them.

Yes, I did that with the ex as well.

AntiCrewMult · **Posted:** Wed Jul 30, 2014 1:54 pm

Nas wrote:

They'll tell you the same stories a million times and they appear to be longer every time they tell them.

ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT SINICALYPSE, JOE ORR ROAD ROD, OR YOUR GIRLFRIENDS?

Nas · **Posted:** Wed Jul 30, 2014 1:55 pm

spmack wrote:

Nas wrote:

Boilermaker Rick wrote:

denisdman wrote:

We dated six years and have been married 18, so I can't complain too much. But I started noticing this about a year ago. She will be telling me a story about her day. As she is telling the story, she won't complete certain sentences. As an example: "Jennifer said her kid got in a car accident. Jason wasn't hurt, so." And I'll be like....so what?

You are listening too intently.

He's listening. I'll pick out a couple of words so I can repeat back and if some sounds interesting I will probably catch it. They'll tell you the same stories a million times and they appear to be longer every time they tell them.

Yes, I did that with the ex as well.

They act like it's the first time.

Hank Scorpio · **Posted:** Wed Jul 30, 2014 1:55 pm

rogers park bryan wrote:

Unless you....put it on the roll

Didnt really think that one thru, did ya Hank?

Are you telling me its gonna get thru shipping and handling to the store, stocking on the shelf, loading in your cart, bagged by the clerk, loaded in your car and then stored in your home without the package getting mushed?? Do you think the TP compaines want to use extra materials and put cardboard in there? They do it because its the only way.

Nas · **Posted:** Wed Jul 30, 2014 1:56 pm

AntiCrewMult wrote:

Nas wrote:

They'll tell you the same stories a million times and they appear to be longer every time they tell them.

ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT SINICALYPSE, JOE ORR ROAD ROD, OR YOUR GIRLFRIENDS?

T-Bone · **Posted:** Wed Jul 30, 2014 1:58 pm

Had lunch with the girlfriend and told her about this thread and the one thing she did that was annoying me. She
shrugged her shoulders and then rattled off 3 things about me that annoyed her! :lol:

spmack · **Posted:** Wed Jul 30, 2014 1:59 pm

AntiCrewMult wrote:

Nas wrote:

They'll tell you the same stories a million times and they appear to be longer every time they tell them.

ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT SINICALYPSE, JOE ORR ROAD ROD, OR YOUR GIRLFRIENDS?

Ok that was well played.

Nas · **Posted:** Wed Jul 30, 2014 2:01 pm

T-Bone wrote:

Had lunch with the girlfriend and told her about this thread and the one thing she did that was annoying me. She
shrugged her shoulders and then rattled off 3 things about me that annoyed her! :lol:

Rule #1. Never tell a woman that she annoys you in anyway.

Hawg Ass · **Joined:** Mon Jul 16, 2007 2:00 pm **Posts:** 30331

I am calling b.s. to my guy SR86, the type of toilet paper certainly matters.

Bagels · **Posted:** Wed Jul 30, 2014 2:07 pm

Hawg Ass wrote:

I am calling b.s. to my guy SR86, the type of toilet paper certainly matters.

let me guess, you use a "wipe" :roll:

Hawg Ass · **Joined:** Mon Jul 16, 2007 2:00 pm **Posts:** 30331

Bagels wrote:

Hawg Ass wrote:

I am calling b.s. to my guy SR86, the type of toilet paper certainly matters.

let me guess, you use a "wipe" :roll:

Hell no, just nice comfy t.p. for doing the wipe.

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