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Kate Upton admittedly changed her baseball allegiances from the New York Yankees to Detroit Tigers after she officially began dating Justin Verlander in 2013. And hey, nobody should hold that against her. She just wants to stand by her man and support his team. However, it sounds like that very public change-of-heart led to some awkward moments when she visited Yankee Stadium last week.


While filling in for Kelly Ripa on Friday's Live! with Kelly and Michael, Upton revealed to co-host Michael Strahan that the Yankees specifically told her she couldn't wear any Tigers' gear while sitting in the Legends seats at Yankee Stadium.

“I used to be a really big Yankees fan,” Upton told Strahan, before continuing: “But I’m sleeping with the enemy.”

“My boyfriend plays for the Tigers,” Upton said. “I had to pick a side. And I felt it too, when I walked in. The Yankees told me, ‘You’re not allowed to wear a Tigers hat. You’re not allowed to wear any Tigers gear.’ It’s like a bad breakup.”

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Well if she looks like that, she could wear a Hitler hat for all I care.

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Well if she looks like that, she could wear a Hitler hat for all I care.

What about a A.J. Burnett one?

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Hawg Ass wrote:
stoneroses86 wrote:
Well if she looks like that, she could wear a Hitler hat for all I care.

What about a A.J. Burnett one?


Please Mr. Hawg Ass. Let us confine our discussion, as much as possible, to the realm of reality. A beautiful vixen like Kate Upton would never waste her time with a buster like A.J. Burnett, who is now, and always will be, a son of a bitch.

Since you asked, however, let us pretend that I was not married to my great wife. Let us further pretend that a voluptuous floozie like Kate Upton were to knock on my door (wearing an A.J. Burnett hat) and say, "I have been admiring from afar how handsome you are, let us get down to some serious business, if you know what I mean." I would reply: "my lovely darling, you are very beautiful and sexy, but I must decline your offer, because your hat has made me physically ill. Do you remember the Angels series in 2009? I do!"

And I would slam the door and weep for hours.

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stoneroses86 wrote:
Hawg Ass wrote:
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Well if she looks like that, she could wear a Hitler hat for all I care.

What about a A.J. Burnett one?


Please Mr. Hawg Ass. Let us confine our discussion, as much as possible, to the realm of reality. A beautiful vixen like Kate Upton would never waste her time with a buster like A.J. Burnett, who is now, and always will be, a son of a bitch.

Since you asked, however, let us pretend that I was not married to my great wife. Let us further pretend that a voluptuous floozie like Kate Upton were to knock on my door (wearing an A.J. Burnett hat) and say, "I have been admiring from afar how handsome you are, let us get down to some serious business, if you know what I mean." I would reply: "my lovely darling, you are very beautiful and sexy, but I must decline your offer, because your hat has made me physically ill. Do you remember the Angels series in 2009? I do!"

And I would slam the door and weep for hours.

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stoneroses86 wrote:
Hawg Ass wrote:
stoneroses86 wrote:
Well if she looks like that, she could wear a Hitler hat for all I care.

What about a A.J. Burnett one?


Please Mr. Hawg Ass. Let us confine our discussion, as much as possible, to the realm of reality. A beautiful vixen like Kate Upton would never waste her time with a buster like A.J. Burnett, who is now, and always will be, a son of a bitch.

Since you asked, however, let us pretend that I was not married to my great wife. Let us further pretend that a voluptuous floozie like Kate Upton were to knock on my door (wearing an A.J. Burnett hat) and say, "I have been admiring from afar how handsome you are, let us get down to some serious business, if you know what I mean." I would reply: "my lovely darling, you are very beautiful and sexy, but I must decline your offer, because your hat has made me physically ill. Do you remember the Angels series in 2009? I do!"

And I would slam the door and weep for hours.

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stoneroses86 wrote:
Hawg Ass wrote:
stoneroses86 wrote:
Well if she looks like that, she could wear a Hitler hat for all I care.

What about a A.J. Burnett one?


Please Mr. Hawg Ass. Let us confine our discussion, as much as possible, to the realm of reality. A beautiful vixen like Kate Upton would never waste her time with a buster like A.J. Burnett, who is now, and always will be, a son of a bitch.

Since you asked, however, let us pretend that I was not married to my great wife. Let us further pretend that a voluptuous floozie like Kate Upton were to knock on my door (wearing an A.J. Burnett hat) and say, "I have been admiring from afar how handsome you are, let us get down to some serious business, if you know what I mean." I would reply: "my lovely darling, you are very beautiful and sexy, but I must decline your offer, because your hat has made me physically ill. Do you remember the Angels series in 2009? I do!"

And I would slam the door and weep for hours.


You should have told her that regular business is $500 per hour. Serious business will cost you more.

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didn't burnett nail Alyssa Milano?

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Wow, he is such a badass! Look at that intimidating pose he strikes. It is really funny, I never saw that kind of tough guy posturing when he was serving up little league batting practice pitches to the ENTIRE DAMNED AMERICAN LEAGUE!

"What is your strategy for not getting hit so hard you son of a bitch?" "I walk everybody, BECAUSE I CANNOT THROW A STRIKE!" Umpires were begging him, please A.J. Burnett, let me call a strike, please.

At the end of this intimidating clip, he holds up two (2) fingers - is this to signify THE AVERAGE NUMBER OF INNINGS PITCHED BEFORE THERE WERE SO MANY BOOS FROM THE CROWD THAT BOZO JOE HAD NO CHOICE BUT TO PULL HIM?"

Leave him in a little longer, Joe. Because history certainly dictates that he will settle down! Sometimes you have to laugh so you do not plunge your fist into your television - or computer! Ha ha ha!

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good dolphin wrote:
didn't burnett nail Alyssa Milano?

Nah, that was Pavano, Penny, and pretty much every Marlins pitcher BUT Burnett


Burnett's wife is not that hot for a pro athlete wife

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good dolphin wrote:
didn't burnett nail Alyssa Milano?

http://deadspin.com/280709/whos-the-nex ... ssa-milano

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Since you asked, however, let us pretend that I was not married to my great wife. Let us further pretend that a voluptuous floozie like Kate Upton were to knock on my door (wearing an A.J. Burnett hat) and say, "I have been admiring from afar how handsome you are, let us get down to some serious business, if you know what I mean." I would reply: "my lovely darling, you are very beautiful and sexy, but I must decline your offer, because your hat has made me physically ill. Do you remember the Angels series in 2009? I do!"
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rogers park bryan wrote:
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didn't burnett nail Alyssa Milano?

Nah, that was Pavano, Penny, and pretty much every Marlins pitcher BUT Burnett


Burnett's wife is not that hot for a pro athlete wife

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Burnett married Navratilova?

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