I don't like Hellman's either.

It's my first parody thread. I actually wanted to do a poll but I don't know how.

I'll see myself out.

Mayo looks like jizz. I don't eat jizz. I don't eat mayo.

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And men have lost their reason.

You're just not masculine enough to disassociate it. Like guys that refuse to wear pink and purple as someone might think they are gay.

I'm sorry you're insecure.

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Rick Hahn is the best GM in baseball.

Mayo is fucking disgusting.

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Moreover, you may want to speak to a specialist.

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I once got busy in a Sur la Table bathroom

This guy knows what he is talking about, read and learn Hank Scorpio.

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Death.

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How do some of you guys eat club sandwiches? Dry? No potato salad either?

yes and yes

I refuse to pay for potato salad. The only time I ever eat it is when it's a freebie from my local butcher in gratitude for the great work my phone room performs on behalf of the community.

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

Sounds shitty.

Nevermind.

Ranch Dressing > Mayo

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

Mayonnaise is an awesome song by Smashing Pumpkins.
Mayonnaise is also the worst possible "food product" on the face of the Earth.
I may have told this story before, but when I was a kid, I ate some turkey or some shit
lunchmeat that was past it's expiration date, and my mom was afraid I'd get food poisoning, so she
advised me to gag my self with a tablespoon of mayo to rid myself of contaminants.


Mayo is the fucking worst.

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Just chillin' like Garret Quillin.

I'm with Bagels. I don't eat salad dressing either. I'm pretty much against all white condiments.

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Something like a vinegarette is fine, but the people who douse their salad with so much ranch that it looks like a clam chowder, might want to rethink their salad eating habits.

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I could choke down a bit of vinaigrette, or I'll usually squeeze a lemon over the salad.

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Chicken salad? Deviled Eggs? Some dips? Sushi with spicy mayo? I think I ordered a lobster roll at every restaurant we went to in Boston. You people are crazy. It's creamy goodness.

I, I, I, I, look, again, *SIGH*, I, I've said this before, and I, uh, eh, I mean give me a wang-whipping black olive tapenade, or, or, or some marmite, for the love of God, but eh, uh, you can, you can, I mean, again, I HATE WHITE CONDIMENTS, you, you, you can keep you white condiments, for the love of God, bad, just bad.

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

JORR's Terry is unmatched

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You are a woman (and what a woman). Eating jizz is acceptable.

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

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mustard and any salad not using an IMU recipe sucks

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

With my teeth, generally.

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If you have (or are eating) jizz that looks like mayo, get to the doctor. You may need an ointment at the very least.

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mayo is a very polarizing topic here as CSFMB

That must be what they do in the city.

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

Mayo is great on grilled cheese.

Give me a burger with no mayo and Kate Upton.

You communists can take a dainty club sandwhich with Anna Kendrick.

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You think Cops get it for free?

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