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 Post subject: Bonds drank Elk Semen?
PostPosted: Fri Sep 28, 2007 10:49 am 
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http://news.sfweekly.com/2007-09-26/new ... s-all/full

Read towards the middle of the article. If true, it's very bizarre.

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That article was crazy. I doubt that if that stuff happened it hadn't gone public another way. Why wouldn't the fired attendant make a few bucks selling that story? Smells fishy.

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What is this paper, the SF version of the onion?

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"Barry's brew," a homemade high-energy drink made of elk semen that has yielded its own troubling side effects.


What sort of troubling side effects would this create?

This article can't be true.

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I think I'm a little more disturbed that he injected HGH directly into his nuts. Takes a sick bastard to do that.

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Anybody get the feeling that Anderson was just fucking with this guy for a couple months.

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Do you guys have to ask?

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According to Leftwich, not long after the BALCO case exploded, Anderson, fearing that his client would need to quit doping, whipped up the first batch of what Bonds would label "Barry's brew." The viscous, foul-smelling protein shake relies on elk semen for its nutritional kick, and with his friend in jail, Bonds has had to assume the task of picking up the special ingredient. So once or twice a month, to ensure he receives the freshest product possible, Bonds drives the 100-plus miles north to the Clearlake elk ranch of Sammy Clemens.

"Tell you what, he's not afraid to help with collecting the stuff himself," Clemens says. "That marvelous hand-eye coordination isn't limited to hitting a baseball."


Bonds' teammates voice less enthusiasm for his homemade concoction, complaining that he's perpetually rutting — aggressively rubbing his bald pate against them and bugling to establish dominance. "It makes you wish he was still taking cattle 'roids," says a player who requested anonymity. "Ever notice how not too many guys crowd around him in the dugout after he hits one out? That's why. Well, that and he's an asshole."

One might expect Anderson to second that opinion, considering the excess of verbal abuse and lack of money he got from Bonds, as Game of Shadows documented. As with the rest of his retinue, Bonds treated Anderson like chattel, paying him only now and then. When the multimillionaire star testified before the BALCO grand jury in December 2003, a juror inquired why he failed to share a bit more of his wealth with the trainer.

"Man, you have no idea how much elk splooge costs," Bonds retorted.

"Excuse me?" the juror asked.

"Did I fucking stutter?" Bonds snapped, invoking one of his favorite put-downs. "I don't have time for this shit. Magowan! You owe me another stadium, bitch."


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And just noticed rearranging the author's names gives you 'satire' and 'fiction'


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Did we not listen to Boers and Bernstein the other day when they reported this as fact until they realized it wasn't?

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Did we not listen to Boers and Bernstein the other day when they reported this as fact until they realized it wasn't?


This thread was started well before their show.

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Hey, you're right, and torch! figured it out before Dan did.

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