I think he has to mention Wildwood by name.

A man that talks like this is a man that may be up for honorary Lodge membership.

A man that talks like this is a man that may be up for honorary Lodge membership.

I'm sure I've related this story here before. I'm getting old like a broken fuckin' record. Anyway, this seems like the right spot to tell it again.

One night I was out with one of my good friends getting pizza at a place called LaRosa on Dempster. Well, the pizza comes out and my buddy finds a hair in it and starts going apeshit, bitching and complaining. I told him it wasn't a big deal. Just a little hair, it wasn't gonna kill him. So I asked him if he ever ate pussy. He said, "Yeah, and I'd be just as sick as I am now if I found a green pepper down there."

someone needs to be working on my brilliant idea for these so-called 'lesser' pops (i.e. everything not cola, diet cola, lemon lime)
there needs to be a variety pack
just like the little boxes of cereal
make a 12 pack and you get 3 cans each of root beer, grape, fruit punch, maybe ginger ale or something...
they obviously sell less than the major flavors and this would be a great way to sell more

It's more fun to be a victim

There will never be an effective vaccine. I'll never get one anyway.

I could go for some Jewel pop. We used to get it after softball games.

I think my Grandparents had the same case of Diet Rite in their house for 10 years. They probably never drank soda, and this was for when the grandchildren came over. Absolutely awful.

Cherry RC was great. Best cherry pop out there.

It's more fun to be a victim

There will never be an effective vaccine. I'll never get one anyway.

someone needs to be working on my brilliant idea for these so-called 'lesser' pops (i.e. everything not cola, diet cola, lemon lime)
there needs to be a variety pack
just like the little boxes of cereal
make a 12 pack and you get 3 cans each of root beer, grape, fruit punch, maybe ginger ale or something...
they obviously sell less than the major flavors and this would be a great way to sell more

The victims are the American People and the Republic itself.

When I was 16, I worked at McDonald's. The brothers always ordered orange soda.

No one has mentioned Green River

The future holds the possibility to be great or terrible, and since it has not yet occurred it remains simultaneously both.

What can I say to add to its greatness?

Mcdonald's Coke is the best!

Mcdonald's Coke is the best!

Im pretty hammered right now.

This is the truth. The best thing about McDonald's.

You must not eat their french fries.

Im pretty hammered right now.

I didn't say it was the only good thing about McD's.

I look at it like this: The difference between good fountain pop and bad fountain pop is HUGE. McD's has the best.
Good fries are good, but bad fries are ok also. Just need a little more ketchup. Or mayo.

Wrong thread

Im pretty hammered right now.

Next time I see you I'm gonna bring you the giant Costco-sized barrel of mayo. Those probably come in a 2-pack so start making room in your place now

The difference between good fountain pop and bad fountain pop is HUGE. McD's has the best.

this is true

Wendys always seems to have the worst , always seems like its flat

Im pretty hammered right now.

Agree. Some convenience stores are almost undrinkable.

Im pretty hammered right now.

While we're on this topic:
Is there a bigger kick in the nuts than when you go through the drive-thru and then you pull away, take that first sip of your pop, and it's the wrong damn pop? You pretty much can't go back through the line for that, and you can't go in because - well, let's face it, there's a reason why we were in the drive-thru in the first place. That will ruin the rest of my day......