I have to believe this is true. They are so awful, so insulting, it has to be so people will remember how bad they are. I think this one replaces the "...her name is Lola..." Happy Meal commercials.

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Those are not as horrible as the pig commercials...

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"I'm not smiling because I thought what you said was humorous. I'm smiling because one day I know you'll be dead..."

Twice today I heard a commercial for Sabra Greek Yogurt Dip featuring a woman talking while she is eating. The first time I couldn't hear it clearly and wasn't sure if that's what she was doing. The second time I heard it I paid closer attention, and that is indeed what she is doing.

People are taught at an early age not to talk with their mouth full because it's disgusting.

I will not hear that commercial a third time.

The annoying, fake Wendy singing Mr. Big to a pretzel bun is number one with a bullet(to the head) on my homicidal chart.

The Framily commercial is beyond asinine. Whoever came up with this concept was frying balls at the time!

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Let's do it for Johnny!

omg, the wendy's commercials have the "Urge to kill, rising" meter at full strength every time. i never understood why spokespeople that these corporations go with always have to be the definition of annoying and obnoxious (i.e. progressive's "flo", the snapple lady, etc.).

but the framily...good god. the "goth kid" and the other doofus...can someone please put them in a rocket ship on a doomed mission to the moon?

Apparently this chipolte thing is expanding. Thank got in himmel they explained to me what spices are today.

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Pretzel Buns I know you SHUT THE FUCK UP!

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Both Flo, and the people responsible for putting her on my radio should be buried up to their necks, have their heads doused with honey, and have army ants unleashed upon them.

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The landowner effectively owns part shares in millions of part-time slaves called, "taxpayers." -Roy L
A Personal Relationship with Jesus?

Good idea! Put a shrill ugly clueless bitch on a roof with a bullhorn.

I WANT TO KILL

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TV commercials for some site called Trivago. My problem is the pitch man. He's scummy, unshaven, has a weird accent and always lazily points to the camera at the end of the ad. He looks like a guy who just sobered up after a week-long bender.

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Back off, Warchild. Seriously.

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Sex isn't dirty, sex isn't a crime. It's a loving act between two or more consenting adults.

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Good call! Been meaning to post this for awhile. I just want that roof to collapse!

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Let's do it for Johnny!

I've mentioned this before, but I don't know what the fuck they're trying to say here. It's called the beaten path because it has been beaten.

Also, what's with the way that bitch talks?

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The landowner effectively owns part shares in millions of part-time slaves called, "taxpayers." -Roy L
A Personal Relationship with Jesus?

That Dish Network "Hopper" commercial with the bitch with the Boston accent. "Hoppar"

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Why does Chipotle think their potential customers are so stupid that they have to talk to them like they are dimwitted children.

This burrito contain chicken. Ch-ik-en. It also contains beans. Beee-ns.

I don't get what it is they think they're doing.

It's a commercial. A co-mer-shul. On the radio. The ray-dee-oh.

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I'm glad this one pissed someone off besides me.

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Ryan Kelly screaming at me about home loans 4-6 times an hour is getting really fucking old. Why is his commercial twice as loud as most other ones??

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I don't mean to sound bitter, cold, or cruel, but I am, so that's how it comes out. - Bill Hicks

Let's do it for Johnny!

"Hi, I'm Fergie Jenkins pitching for David Spada.."

Ugh. Why the need for a million groan-inducing sports references? So cringe-worthy.

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The landowner effectively owns part shares in millions of part-time slaves called, "taxpayers." -Roy L
A Personal Relationship with Jesus?

Because it's Spada. His ads are brutal

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Could he have actually gotten him into a studio to record the damn commercial instead of calling in on a crappy landline?

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The answer to this is likely literally "No."

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Does Adam Harris do the voice for Maxwell of Geico?

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I know this has been beaten to death, but does that Caller Bob singing have to be on every fucking break?

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I don't mean to sound bitter, cold, or cruel, but I am, so that's how it comes out. - Bill Hicks

Let's do it for Johnny!

Do these Webb fuckers say "The whole town's talkin' about the savings, the cervix, the value?"


Yeha, I know what they're saying, but fuck 'em. That's an annoying ad. I'm never buying one of your shitbox cars.


You're right, Tad. I need to calm down.

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The boy who beeps. What the fuck is this?
Mercy. Just terrible.

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I shit you not, just as I read that post the Geico ad "Fanmail for a Pig" featuring Maxwell came on.

I think the pig is a little less nasally than Harris.

Do insurance companies really have to spend that much on advertising. I liked Mayhem only because I liked Rescue Me.

CHAAAAAAAAAAISE!

The commercial actually cracks me up. I’m just too lazy to find the other thread.

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Sex isn't dirty, sex isn't a crime. It's a loving act between two or more consenting adults.

-Hank Kingsley

They think they're emphasizing simple words as if they were complicated to underscore the simplicity of Chipotle's ingredients. In practice, it sounds like a stupid person talking to other stupid people. Back to the drawing board.

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