Our ‪#‎WednesdayConfessional‬ this week is the Score's very own Laurence Holmes! There isn't much Laurence doesn't do in the world of Chicago sports working for NBC 5 Chicago, 120 Sports and, of course, 670 The Score! He always brings his A-game to everything he does and he did so today with his answers to our questions below:

1. Who's your favorite person to work with at The Score? "I’ll work with pretty much anyone, but working with Dan (Bernstein) is a challenge for me. I usually do my show off an outline. Dan never tells you where he’s gonna start from. It’s maddening."

2. Best Personal Sports memory? "I hit 2 home runs in the same game against Rosary when I was at DePaul (one was inside the park). They were the only homers I hit: little league, HS summer league or college."

3. Biggest celebrity crush? "I’ve got it bad for Sanaa Lathan, Kerry Washington, Jennifer Lopez & Amy Schumer."

4. If you could bring 3 items with you to a deserted island, what would they be? "A good knife, a lighter, and a Brita."

5. Best moment working with the A-Team? "'Ask Herb' is really fun for me. Unleashing Herbie on the public is just what the show needed. The best part is watching Joe's reaction as the segment goes on. If we're having a good time, I feel like the listener is, too. And we a GOOD time during that segment."

I grimace just as much reading that as I do listening to his abortion of a show.

Amy Schumer? She looks like a post-op tranny.

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Back off, Warchild. Seriously.

A knife a lighter and a brita?
Not great choices aside from the knife.

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

I met Amy a few years back and took a picture with her. She gets it.

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favrefan said:"Chris Coghlan isn't gonna pay your rent, Jimmy."

by park he means Horner Park, as those club teams play on the same fields we used to play on in little league. A sharp grounder rolls all day on the cement like surface and creates many a "home run".

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

"What is even more challenging is that I always have to agree with him. Even if I just disagreed with him moments before. It is sometimes emasculating, but I make up for it by fucking hot bitches later that evening. Because I love women. I am a totally heterosexual man who enjoys the act of coitus with women.

Their breasts feel like, um, bags of sand..."

i iike how he picked two black chicks then went to a spicy latina before picking a token white chick. laurence represents "the community" with pride when he's interviewed, but i'd bet any amount of $$$ that IRL he'd go for white chicks 10/10 times b4 anything else.

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Daniel Carver would disagree

anyway, out of all the women in the world he chose a kind of dumpy one

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

don't worry, i'm sure once baseball wraps up by the end of the month come october when he has to start to fill 4hrs/night he'll get to his time-honored traditional segment of "chicks on the new network tv shows who can get it"

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baseball season rolls into NIU/UI/MNF season which rolls into Oliver Purnell products programming and then back to spring training

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

You better give me credit for that last line, sport. You know I was wanting to start calling him Bags of Sand.

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-- source

I would like to bring it to the attention of the CSFMB that while I did make reference to Leary referring to a woman's breasts feeling like a bag of sand, redskingreg would like to nickname Leary "Bags of Sand" because he is most likely very inexperienced with women, much like the main character of the 2005 comedy "The 40-Year-Old Virgin."

"The best part is watching Joe's reaction"

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"That's what the internet is for. Slandering others anonymously." Banky
“Been that way since one monkey looked at the sun and told the other monkey ‘He said for you to give me your fuckin’ share.’”

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You know me like that.

How often?

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Sex isn't dirty, sex isn't a crime. It's a loving act between two or more consenting adults.

-Hank Kingsley

I love how he still tries to act like he played actual college ball.

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They stole that joke from Wild Wild West. Loved that movie.

i stopped reading right there as well. amy would be a nice friend maybe play a game of cornhole or two with but nothing serious. if i wanted thighs like that i would date ray rice

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the world will always the world. your entire existence is defined by your response.

Did I mention I bought a condo in Arizona? Oh, I didnt mention I bought a condo? Did you want to stay in my condo is AZ?

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"That's what the internet is for. Slandering others anonymously." Banky
“Been that way since one monkey looked at the sun and told the other monkey ‘He said for you to give me your fuckin’ share.’”