there was something magical about service merchandise when you were a kid. watching dad pay for his shit then having to go to the back and stand there for the 5-10mins for your stuff to come down the conveyor belt was a strangely more personal way of getting your goods rather impersonally, something definitely lost on the current amazon.com generation.
looking at that craigslostchicago list i'm reminded of quite a few places (i even vaguely remember silo existing for 6-12 months when i was a kid) but the two that got me thinking were rose records and uncle fun.
with rose records i remember going to the one down schaumburg road towards the "party in the back end" of the mecca (cuz at least from my perspective in elk grove, it was totally business up front with woodfield and the commercial areas closer to me) because rose records was a proper ticketmaster outlet before the internet rose up to take everything over. the one time i was there to get some ticket for some mid-late 90s concert i remember looking through their used CDs and seeing a $3 cd by an artist named "small dick man" (complete with a logo of a female hand gesture implying a tiny dong), and i really really really should have bought it because i've never been able to dig up anything about this mysterious musical artist known to the 90s as "small dick man", which is fairly surprising given that the internet eventually showed up to archive all human information and there's nobody out there who's ever said "yeah i used to know this asshole who tried to start up a musical career as 'small dick man' and holy shit he was bad"
as for uncle fun, circa 2012-13 i had a friend's wife suggest to me that i go apply for a job there because "they'll be on your wavelength" (read: i'm a joke and they're a joke shop) so i went there and applied for the open job and suffice to say that didn't exactly work out, so i got my vintage 1985 "more fun than you bargianed for" sticker and they got to close within a year or a year and a half tops. the employees were dismissive little yuppie broodlings who didn't seem to like me for some odd reason so i reckon this is apropos.
tribune article about uncle fun closing wrote:
On Saturday, the store posted on Facebook that owner Ted Frankel is retiring and will move to Baltimore with his husband, whom Frankel said is a cabinet member for the Baltimore mayor
OHHHH.... i get it now. aha. that totally explains the asshole yuppie foot soldiers to a T. i had no chance.
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