Hey -um, so listen: I don't know that we want to see you guys do that every week, but that was an awesome comeback, I think, uh, everybody was-uh, was kind of-uh, by, by halftime we were lulled into that NFL-uh officiating doldrums, but-uh, man was that a spectacular-uh response in the second half and, down 17 and coming back like that, it's gotta feel really good.

I'm a big dumb shitlib baby

So by now, you're probably aware of my immense hatred of Mully, a large part of that being due to his inability to speak without adding "uhs" to the end of every third word. Well, I turned on the radio this morning, and M&H was on, and they were about to interview Bushrod. Normally, I'll change the station as soon as I realize M&H are on my radio, but I was curious to see what sort of insight a Bushrod might provide, so I figured I'd give it a chance. I was glad, because right out of the gate, Mully provided a perfect example of his trademark style, which, being at the beginning of an interview, would be easy for me to find and transcribe. What follows is his first "question":



No shit. I'm not making that up. That's exactly how he spoke it.

I don't see the problem.

Hey -um, so listen: I don't know that we want to see you guys do that every week, but that was an awesome comeback, I think, uh, everybody was-uh, was kind of-uh, by, by halftime we were lulled into that NFL-uh officiating doldrums, but-uh, man was that a spectacular-uh response in the second half and, down 17 and coming back like that, it's gotta feel really good.

I'm a big dumb shitlib baby

Well, aside from the fact that it wasn't a question, or even really a coherent statement, there's the fact that he couldn't string together half a sentence without adding an "uh" to a word:



6 "uhs" and an "um" in that one statement, including the amazing run of "I think, uh, everybody was-uh, was kind of-uh, by" where you get 8 words and 3 "uhs."

I'm kidding.

It could have been summed up much more gracefully if he had just said:

"How'd it feel to get that win Sunday night?"

Right. He's like Boers in that way. Get to your fucking point. It's even worse because he can't speak as well.

6 "uhs" and an "um" in that one statement, including the amazing run of "I think, uh, everybody was-uh, was kind of-uh, by" where you get 8 words and 3 "uhs."

I've told this story before (feeling like JORR). I texted in one morning to tell him he sucks at interviewing, and that his "questions" are two minutes of rambling, without no questions ever actually asked. He responded by saying he hadn't had much sleep that week and to get off his back. Maybe he has insomnia?

I'm a big dumb shitlib baby

Laurence Holmes is a fucking weirdo, a nerd in denial, and a wannabe. Not a very good radio host either.

Normally, I'll change the station as soon as I realize M&H are on my radio, .

PsssT, they are one EVERY Morning. There are no Sox games, coaches shows, Bears shows, Score specials. With the exception of a sick or vacation day, the show is always on, you should never be surprised or shocked. Your realization should be anticipation.

Mully + Triple H = MATCH

I heard the interview .. that was actually a brief question compared to the one he asked Dave Wannstandt a half hour later, I shit you not.

And, uh, Dave, you know, eh-ah, it was occurring to me as I'm, as I'm watching the goings-on in the NLF and-uh, and really not a lot of happy news from a league-wide standpoint, but-uh, but I'm sitting there and I'm watching Ron Rivera get up and talk about-uh the Greg Hardy thing, and I'm thinking, "boy, I remember when-uh, he first started coaching, it was under Dave here in Chicago he started doing like volunteer coaching before he was on your staff, and then moved to Philly and-eh obviously a head coach in the league," and then, Rick Spielman's up there yesterday talking about the Adrian Peterson thing, and I'm thinking "Wow!" you know, remember Rick one of your guys, and-and you had him in Miami as well, and now, he's up in Minnesota, and I'm thinking to myself "one of the things we gotta ask Dave is: 'what's it like being the guy that is the face of the organization that is the frontman that is the guy that is, is left to stand out there,'" and I felt, that, I-I felt, you know, Chico did a good job of saying "it was my decision and I'm doing what's right for the team, about deactivating Greg Hardy," and apparently that's going to be a week-by-week situation, and-uh, Rick Spielman -boy- that was a very, uh, tough news conference to go through [Hanley interjects "contentious"] contentious, the questions were almost like accusations, and Rick is, is at there at the behest of his ownership, answering questions patiently, and, we know that Rick's a real good man, both guys, uh, great guys, I'm just curious, Dave, you've been in that situation where you're the guy that has to take all the heat regarding some situation, what's that like for a person? Doh-do you want the other, do you want, you know, when you see a John Harbow being, uh, sent out there, where's everybody else behind them? They were there earlier, why aren't they there now?

They're on my radio depending on what I was listening to last time I drove my car.

I couldn't resist. God bless these podcasts:



The great Mike Mulligan, ladies and gentlemen.

I got angry just reading that. Can't imagine actually hearing it.

At some point, the guest is going to fall asleep

I got angry just reading that. Can't imagine actually hearing it.

They're on my radio depending on what I was listening to last time I drove my car.

My wife always turns off her car radio before tasking the keys out, weirdo.

Ah, but, but the fact of the matter is, when, when, eh-ye- I alwa-I’ve always heard this, I, I think people don’t understand it. When you talk about toughness in connection to quarterbacks, it’s not whether a guy can take a hit, it’s whether he can come back the next play and make a play. Toughness is usually the play after, and usually in the College game in particular, if you watch a lot of Saturday football, to our listeners, you see a quarterback get hit and then the next play that’s when everything’s up for grabs, and you don’t know what’s gonna happen. And the NFL it’s-it’s a lot better, but that’s a hard thing to do, and you’ll all-you’ll always hear “well, you know, they had a hand up there to give the quarterback a second to get himself together,” I mean, i-it’s amazing to me, the, the amount of abuse the position takes, and everyone’s coming atcha, and when you see a game like the Bear game where, technically Rodgers was sacked, but he ran out of bounds under pressure, it was never really –he was never really hit in the game! And when a guy like him, with his ability, has that kinda time –it’s all over!

It's more fun to be a victim

There will never be an effective vaccine. I'll never get one anyway.

Today they had some guy on from Atlanta to give a Falcons' POV of things. Mully asked him a question about special teams. "How important is special teams, and why have the Bears fallen so far off the map in that phase" was the basic question. I counted-- it took Mully 73 seconds to ask this.

How in the world can he still have a job on air interviewing guests? His performance is fucking pitiful every single guest he has.

Today they had some guy on from Atlanta to give a Falcons' POV of things. Mully asked him a question about special teams. "How important is special teams, and why have the Bears fallen so far off the map in that phase" was the basic question. I counted-- it took Mully 73 seconds to ask this.

How in the world can he still have a job on air interviewing guests? His performance is fucking pitiful every single guest he has.