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 Post subject: Re: Rob Bironas
PostPosted: Tue Sep 23, 2014 4:28 pm 
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He was really teed off.

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He was really teed off.


you put that one through the uprights. I wonder if he turned wide left?


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His dick stuck to a newspaper after he hugged the other girl. His wife then blew a gasket (and subsequently the landscaper).


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 Post subject: Re: Rob Bironas
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Furious Styles wrote:
He was really teed off.

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Bath salts. Seriously.

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 Post subject: Re: Rob Bironas
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Alex, I am going to say WHAT IS AMBIEN?

People have told me about sleep walking on Ambien....so

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 Post subject: Re: Rob Bironas
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Alex, I am going to say WHAT IS AMBIEN?

People have told me about sleep walking on Ambien....so

That does appear to be a popular theory at this point.

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Alex, I am going to say WHAT IS AMBIEN?

People have told me about sleep walking on Ambien....so

That does appear to be a popular theory at this point.

I haven't looked, but really didnt hear it anywhere and is a reason I never tried the stuff. My bro in law does the Sleep eating when he takes it and doesnt remember anything, destroys the kitchen and goes back to bed. (Thats his story anyways :D )

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Furious Styles wrote:
He was really teed off.


you put that one through the uprights. I wonder if he turned wide left?


It's so sad, that he kicked the bucket.

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0.218 BAC

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 Post subject: Re: Rob Bironas
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WOW! At what point can you die from alcohol poisoning?

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 Post subject: Re: Rob Bironas
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WOW! At what point can you die from alcohol poisoning?


For me it's usually when I decide it's a good idea to open an ikesouth thread.

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 Post subject: Re: Rob Bironas
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WOW! At what point can you die from alcohol poisoning?

I believe you need a much higher BAC than .218 to die from alcohol poisoning.

Unless you just suck at drinking.

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Above .37 can be fatal.

http://www.intheknowzone.com/substance- ... ation.html

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 Post subject: Re: Rob Bironas
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Well he certainly did not have the one or two beers the wife claimed.

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 Post subject: Re: Rob Bironas
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Well he certainly did not have the one or two beers the wife claimed.

She did fairly quickly change her mind as to the time she last saw him as well. Probably some covering up/wishful hoping? Or maybe the government injected his bloodstream with some stuff right before he died because they don't like kickers.

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 Post subject: Re: Rob Bironas
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 Post subject: Re: Rob Bironas
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pittmike wrote:
Well he certainly did not have the one or two beers the wife claimed.


well he did have one or two. followed by 10 or 12.


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 Post subject: Re: Rob Bironas
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pittmike wrote:
Well he certainly did not have the one or two beers the wife claimed.


well he did have one or two. followed by 10 or 12.

There's still more to this story. He either had 2 or 10 drinks at home.

And then...........he told his wife he was going to bed. But ended up trying to run an older couple and a group of college kids off the road an hour later.

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 Post subject: Re: Rob Bironas
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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:
Goodell.
You'd have to guess Rob Bironas is looking at a minimum of an 8 game ban.

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 Post subject: Re: Rob Bironas
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Oh I'm gonna take a drink, then take a drive,
But it's hard to drive drunk when you're Rob Bironas,
Oh I made my motor run, motor run,
I chugged a fifth of vodka and I'm Rob Bironas,
Never gonna stop, drink it up,
Never tell my wife, I'll always drink it up,
Then not know that I've had too much,
I-i-i-i imbibe, woooooo
R-r-r-rob Bironas,
I loved to kick balls, then they'd go,
and people always clapped, for Rob Bironas,
but now I'm stuck at home, wife watchin me,
can't get drunk unless I take a drive, Bironas,
Never gonna stop till I swerve, tried to miss a deer,
I went right off the road, hit a tree, now I disappeared,
Rob-rob-rob-rob-rob Woooo
R-R-R-R-Rob Bironas

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:
Goodell.
You'd have to guess Rob Bironas is looking at a minimum of an 8 game ban.


I'm thinking lifetime ban.

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Well he certainly did not have the one or two beers the wife claimed.


well he did have one or two. followed by 10 or 12.

There's still more to this story. He either had 2 or 10 drinks at home.

And then...........he told his wife he was going to bed. But ended up trying to run an older couple and a group of college kids off the road an hour later.


It appears that there may have been some domestic issues that night and leaving the house was the wrong decision.

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 Post subject: Re: Rob Bironas
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Article had his dad standing up and saying son did dumb wrong decision and knew the answer would be drunk before tests came out.

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