This is truly impressive.

http://gawker.com/who-drives-the-alcohol-industry-alcoholics-1639454291



That is a lot of runs to the bathroom.

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

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I'm drunk once every weekend on average. I don't think I even come close to 74 drinks in a month. Thats insane

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That's a lot of drinks.












Shows you what determination and practice can do. These people are heroes.

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Time to ramp up my Untappd activity!

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I don't think I have had 74 drinks in the past 2 years.

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Be well

GO BEARS!!!

This should be a shoutout for the team who helps half those people stay awake all day.

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These are your full blown, yet functioning, alcholics.

My dickhead of a grandpa probably did 10 a day. He was often passed out at his desk by late afternoon, but he'd rally for a few drinks at home!

How long did he live?

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Probably 84... God favors small children and drunks.

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That's my guess. Every old drunk I know of lived forever. Pussification of America nowadays...

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Yup. When they stop drinking is when they get sick.

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81 years old


Outlived my clean living grandma by 3 years (although he sat next to her in a den with no ventilation for 50 years smoking)

I can't wait to get old and inhale secondhand smoke all day long.

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Saw a guy yesterday loading up with 3 cases, he was in front of me and I asked if he having a party, he said he was just loading up for the weekend and wasnt working Friday.

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“Been that way since one monkey looked at the sun and told the other monkey ‘He said for you to give me your fuckin’ share.’”

If you go out every Friday and Saturday that is not too hard to do. Throw in Sunday football or Summer Softball and its really easy if you like to drink.

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This will sound weird, but it disgusts me that someone can drink that much beer. Liquor I could easily do (though I wouldn't), but drinking that much beer would make me vomit early and often.

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74

Yeah, in my younger days, I would agree with you. 9 or 10 on any given Fri or Sat night, gets you to that number . Throw in an old school nickel beer night, and its over!

These days........Nah

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"That's what the internet is for. Slandering others anonymously." Banky
“Been that way since one monkey looked at the sun and told the other monkey ‘He said for you to give me your fuckin’ share.’”

It's not hard to have 24 drinks for 3 straight days?

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

Yeah, looked like drinking beer was one of his few skills in life.

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"That's what the internet is for. Slandering others anonymously." Banky
“Been that way since one monkey looked at the sun and told the other monkey ‘He said for you to give me your fuckin’ share.’”

74 a week?? Even at my peak I was never close to that.

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How many on friday and saturday?

30?

Then football....20


Now you need 24 for the rest of the week. Still seems like a lot

74 a week is full-blown alcoholic drinking every day.

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Your avatar certainly approves of this number.

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It's really something how these guys that hit it hard everyday can rally when necessary. I had a business partner who would put away at least a bottle and a half of Merlot at lunch everyday. One day we had an important conference call in the afternoon. I went into his office and he was sleeping. I said, "Hey, you know we've got that thing..." He slurred, "Yeah, just put the file on my desk and gimme another ten minutes." I swear after that ten minutes he spun his chair around and he was as fresh as a daisy. He blew those motherfuckers away in that call. Just unbelievable.

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Ecclesiastes 5:8

Oh, thought it was 74 in a month.

Yeah 74 in a week, even in Vegas with someone bringing you the drinks for free, would be tough.

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"That's what the internet is for. Slandering others anonymously." Banky
“Been that way since one monkey looked at the sun and told the other monkey ‘He said for you to give me your fuckin’ share.’”

You guys are breaking this down like the 10% (sounds high to me, maybe low in some regions) are drinking all 74 after work and on weekends or something, which they are not.

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I don't remember half the time if I'm hiding or I'm lost

I almost forgot I changed it. I thought at first you were taking a jab at Dolph Lundgren.

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Yeah, I think they start in the morning and go until they pass out. In that circumstance, 74 in a week is easy.

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Ecclesiastes 5:8