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Zippy-The-Pinhead
PostPosted: Mon Sep 29, 2014 7:44 pm 
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http://m.statesman.com/news/business/lawsuit-titos-vodka-isnt-actually-handmade/nhWgM/

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Furious Styles
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What's next? You're going to tell me Dr. Ken isn't actually a doctor?

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Don Tiny
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Sure ... and I suppose next you'll tell me Uncle Ben and Aunt Jemima aren't really related to me ...

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I want Jake Leinenkugel in court as well!

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater
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Furious Styles wrote:
What's next? You're going to tell me Dr. Ken isn't actually a doctor?


What?

Oh crap. Better call the lawyer.

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Hawg Ass
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I want Jake Leinenkugel in court as well!

What do you know Biggie?

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater
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Who can I sue about Miller Lite's contention that it "tastes great"?

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When was the last banquet you have been to that they served Coors?

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Hawg Ass
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When was the last banquet you have been to that they served Coors?

I don't go to many banquets like that, matter of fact don't remember the last one.

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Don Tiny
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bigfan wrote:
When was the last banquet you have been to that they served Coors?


Maybe they mean Banquet from the frozen food section ...

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Nothing funnier than if they found a guy named Tito and he claims he sold them his handmade vodka recipe.

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Tito's last name is Beveridge. That sounds made up.

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Telegram Sam
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Tito's last name is Beveridge. That sounds made up.

There goes Furious Styles tugging at loose strands of incredulity and unravelling the warm blanket of deceit again. :roll:

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Bagels
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Don Tiny wrote:
bigfan wrote:
When was the last banquet you have been to that they served Coors?


Maybe they mean Banquet from the frozen food section ...


Banquet frozen dinner & a Coors
now thats livin the high life
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Jaw Breaker
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where I, Tito, started the business in 1995


Funny that he felt the need to throw in his name again, after the "I".

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