How stoned u gotta be to book a return flight a day after u thought u did and u didn't realize till u were at the gate and they wouldn't let u through? I've only been up 18 hours what's another 12. FUCK

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Try flying for free. Maybe tuck yourself inside an engine, preferably the hottest part.

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What started this war with Ike?

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Maybe grab a nap at the Holiday Inn....Paramus.

I actually did that once - returning from Port au Prince through Fort Lauderdale. Imagine my surprise when I was walking from American's terminal at FLL over to Spirit's and noticed the mismatched dates. Fortunately, the Spirit customer service center changed me for free, no questions asked.

Then again, those were the days when you could get a great deal flying Spirit. I wouldn't fly them now if you paid me to.

If you had to get home from Newark you would.

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She tried to change the flight. One seat left for the night so they couldn't change the penalty fee.. Either $240 to fly home tonight or wait 12 hours for $75. Fuck it. Company said come home but I said fuck it. It was my fuckup. I can sleep on a bench for a night. I made it to the Marriott. Where's the drinky thread I'll have a few things to add here next 6hours

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No shit. Never been here, but wow. Makes Rockford seem like vagas.

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American airlines is kinda shitty but whatever. United is better. One thing to stay away from- Payless car rental. Holy. Shit. Crooks.
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I'll fly ur mom for free. On united dick n cunthole airlines. Faag

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What are you wearing?

It would be in your best interest to stop smoking that shit. It dumbs you down & makes you stupid.
It shouldn't be that difficult to read the date on the ticket.

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We don’t have a trillion-dollar debt because we haven’t taxed enough; we have a trillion-dollar debt because we spend too much. — Ronald Reagan

Eat my feces you fuckin piece of shit. Have you ever lost the remote before? Of course you have. Stop fuckin cock you fuckin cocksucker that shit dumbs you Down you little ferry fuckin homo. Suck my dick bitch

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I'm trying to help you since you clearly are in need of it. White trash trailer parkers like you would be advised to stop smoking pot & crack.

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We don’t have a trillion-dollar debt because we haven’t taxed enough; we have a trillion-dollar debt because we spend too much. — Ronald Reagan

Fuck tard dbags like urself would be advised to stop eatin ur boyfriends shit but the result wouldn't change so nobody bothers saying anything.

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Khakis

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Good people drink good beer - Hunter S. Thompson

<º)))><

Waiting for the time when I can finally say
That this has all been wonderful, but now I'm on my way

I know dozens of pot smokers who are smarter than you are.

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<º)))><

Waiting for the time when I can finally say
That this has all been wonderful, but now I'm on my way

Hitchhike, Ike.

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