Let's start with predictions sure to be wrong within a week.

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Cleveland, Miami, or Indiana will win the east.

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Kyrie Irving will never win anything as a team's alpha: check
T.rubisky is a bust: check
Ben Simmons is a liability: check
The Fields Cult is dumb: double check

2013 CSFMB ROY

Cleveland - Maybe
Miami - No
Indiana - The fuck?

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Best of the rest. Who else is there in the east? I am assuming Rose does not regain superstar status.


EDIT: Forgot about Paul George. Nevermind.

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Kyrie Irving will never win anything as a team's alpha: check
T.rubisky is a bust: check
Ben Simmons is a liability: check
The Fields Cult is dumb: double check

2013 CSFMB ROY

Indiana will be lucky to get a 7 or 8 seed. I expect Bulls to be in the Top 4 even if Rose is not in the lineup. The east will be Cleveland or Bulls, or maybe Raptors as my dark horse.

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The Wizards are going to make the Eastern conference finals and if I had any balls I would predict them to make the Finals. Their coach being a fucking moron is the only thing keeping me from doing that.

Indiana will be one of the 5 worst teams in the NBA.

Miami is going to be an 7/8 seed at best. Outside of Bosh they have nobody good who can play 70+ games.

Detroit will make the playoffs.

Russell Westbrook is going to put some insane stats up the first month or two of the season.

LeBron is going to win MVP.

The Bulls will finish 51-31 and which will be good for the 3rd best record behind Cleveland and Washington.

San Antonio will win it's 2nd title in a row.

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Philadelphia is going to continue to embarrass. They will win 13 games this season and not a single one more.

The Knicks will be trash, and Derek Fisher will look a lot like Kidd did to start last season.

The Clippers are going to have the best record in the NBA, and then melt down once again in the playoffs.

Dallas is going to be better than people think, and Portland is going to be worse than people think.

Utah and Orlando will probably suck, but both should be really entertaining to watch this season.

Jabari is going to win Rookie of the Year.

Anthony Davis is going to finish top 5 in MVP voting, and the Pelicans will just miss the playoffs as this year's Phoenix Suns.

Kobe will get hurt again because he is 57 years old and even he can't play forever.

Derrick Rose will play between 25-35 games this year.

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Miami is going to be a top 4 team in the East.

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They won't win 40 games.

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The Spurs will win the East with very little competition.

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Chi, Cle, Wash and Mia? I can see it. They still have a nice core depending if Wade can stay healthy.

Jabari Roty and all star
Davis dpoty
DRose MVP to make it a Chicago trifecta

Chi vs Cle in the ecf

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They have a nice core?

They have a shooting guard who moves around like is 47 years old. They have a good stretch 4 who can't rebound or play defense. Luol Deng has been bad since he left Thibs system in Chicago. Granger is worthless and has been for years. McBob is an 8th man on a decent team.

Once you realize Wade isn't Wade anymore, Miami's roster looks closer to Philadelphia's than to that of a contender.

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Unless Cleveland or Chicago has a bad season they won't play in the ECF. They play in the same division so one of them will be the 4th or 5th seed. They'll meet in the 2nd round.

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Not true. Bulls could come 2nd in the division and finish with the 3rd seed in the East, which is what I think will happen.

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Please stop saying things aren't true when you are COMPLETELY wrong.

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Wanna wager on this? I suggest Googling before you say yes.

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I apologize

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It's ok. I'm not gonna revoke your basketball card for this. Just try to be more careful in the future, ok?

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Yes sir

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WTF are the Lakers doing?

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I think youre overlooking how bad the east is outside of the top 3 i named. Mia could easily be a 4 seed

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Sucking. They are sucking pittmike. They might allow 200 points in a game this year. Anything is on the table.

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The rest of the East got better though, and Miami got much, much, much worse.

I'm basically positive that barring any major injuries Charlotte, Washington, Cleveland, Toronto, and Chicago will be better than Miami.

Edit: And with Atlanta getting Horford back I would put them above Miami also.

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Releasing guys and no plan? They are trying to tank without saying it.

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That 2 year extension Kobe signed, coupled with Nash's predictable injuries from being old, have fucked them over. They aren't trying to tank, they just have no flexiblity, no young talent except Randle, and no organizational direction.

Oh, and their coach thinks long two pointers are better than three pointers. I really don't know what else to say besides they are so fucked.

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IT'S BAAAAAAAAACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Go Bulls and Spurs, fuck everybody else!


I predict Spurs win 154-70 tonight. Let's do this.

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Vucevic will be MVP this year.

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Spurs really miss Kawhi's perimeter defense.

I didn't realize Jameer Nelson and Richard Jefferson were so integral to the Mavs. Might need to change my prediction of them being good.

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When your backup is Raymond Felton, Jameer Nelson starts to look like Chris Paul.

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