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Who has the best screen name?
Poll ended at Sat Oct 13, 2007 4:01 pm

Stinkfinger the Crow	22%	[ 7 ]
Dr. Kenneth Noisewater	25%	[ 8 ]
Tall and/or Mental Midget	16%	[ 5 ]
Ugueth will Shiv You	9%	[ 3 ]
Kid Cairo	3%	[ 1 ]
Spinnin' Bucket	19%	[ 6 ]
Coach Crapowski	6%	[ 2 ]
Soup Fan Anthony	0%	[ 0 ]

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Ryno's Wife

Post subject: Who Has the Best Screen Name?

Posted: Wed Oct 10, 2007 4:01 pm

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Tell us, who has the best screen name on the CSFMB?

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The Original Kid Cairo

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Posted: Wed Oct 10, 2007 4:04 pm

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Tall Midget. Not only is it an oxymoron, which is clever, but he also called himself a Puddingheaded Loon, which is just fucking cool.

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Bagels

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Posted: Wed Oct 10, 2007 4:06 pm

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Frank Drebin wrote:

I don't get most of these names anyhow, so Ugeuth is the funniest to me.

Just because I've seen your mug so much Drebin, I'm going to watch the Police Squad! DVD again when I get home tonight

Cigarette?
Yes, I know

:lol:

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sportsfan

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Posted: Wed Oct 10, 2007 4:07 pm

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My 5 fav's (in order)

1. Mr. Reason
2. The Grid Iron Assassin
3. Spaulding
4. Ugueth Will Shiv You
5. STU-GOTZ

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tmurf423

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Posted: Wed Oct 10, 2007 4:08 pm

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There has to be an "other". No credit to yourself?

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Bagels

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Posted: Wed Oct 10, 2007 4:09 pm

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Frank Drebin wrote:

Baku wrote:

Frank Drebin wrote:

I don't get most of these names anyhow, so Ugeuth is the funniest to me.

Just because I've seen your mug so much Drebin, I'm going to watch the Police Squad! DVD again when I get home tonight

Cigarette?
Yes, I know

:lol:

How bout it? I'm averaging 24 posts a day. Getting into it with FavreFan put my avatar out there quite a bit today.

I like the cut of your jib

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Ryno's Wife

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Posted: Wed Oct 10, 2007 4:09 pm

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tmurf423 wrote:

There has to be an "other". No credit to yourself?

Yes, I think I will add an "other". Nevermind, looks like I can't...so I will nominate myself...

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tmurf423

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Posted: Wed Oct 10, 2007 4:09 pm

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I would have come up with a more clever one but I thought there would be limited access like an email for some reason. To late to change it now.

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Bulldog Scott

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Posted: Wed Oct 10, 2007 4:10 pm

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I went with the Doc, although my favorite might be Musty Bob.

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Stinkfinger The Crow

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Posted: Wed Oct 10, 2007 4:13 pm

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Went with the Dr. Ken

1) It's a reference to a very funny movie, and within that movie, a reference to testicles.

2) It's easily abbreviated for posting purposes.

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Evil J.A.C.K.

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Posted: Wed Oct 10, 2007 4:14 pm

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tmurf423 wrote:

I would have come up with a more clever one but I thought there would be limited access like an email for some reason. To late to change it now.

My Dear Friend Tmurf,
It is not too late. You may still change this in your profile. Please, examine it for yourself.
There, a tip from an imaginary man.
Your True Blue Friend Through and through,
Evil J.A.C.K.
P.S. My favorite screen name is Keeping Score. So clever, that.

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Mustang Rob

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Posted: Wed Oct 10, 2007 4:14 pm

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Top 3

1) Drunk Driving with Stu
2) Jim DeRevolting
3) HUGE

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Stinkfinger The Crow

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Posted: Wed Oct 10, 2007 4:16 pm

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Mustang Rob wrote:

1) Drunk Driving with Stu

This article made me think of that screen name, as well as make me cackle like a heyena.

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sportsfan

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Posted: Wed Oct 10, 2007 4:19 pm

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Stinkfinger The Crow wrote:

Mustang Rob wrote:

1) Drunk Driving with Stu

This article made me think of that screen name, as well as make me cackle like a heyena.

That's f'ing hilarious, Stink! I miss Drunk Driving with Stu. Seemed like a pretty good guy.

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Mustang Rob

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Posted: Wed Oct 10, 2007 4:22 pm

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That was some funny stuff.

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tmurf423

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Posted: Wed Oct 10, 2007 4:27 pm

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That guy should try drunken go carting sometime. Since go carting is fun to begin with its even more fun when you're wasted. At that point its not really bumping more like ramming and you really don't give a shit if you get kicked off.

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater

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Posted: Wed Oct 10, 2007 5:11 pm

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Who was first? The Tallest Midget that contributes to B&B or Tall Midget of CSFMB fame?

I think some of the best names are the guys that have only a few posts like Grumpy McGrumperson, Whore Avenger, Lisle Waggoner, Hostile Makeover, No Clever Moniker, I'm Not Grid I Swear and some others like that.

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Irish Boy

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Posted: Wed Oct 10, 2007 5:14 pm

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:

I agree with that. I was reading the list of preported Nostradamus aliases and some of them had me laughing pretty hard, just because they were so assinine.

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Ugueth Will Shiv You

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Posted: Wed Oct 10, 2007 6:04 pm

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I had to vote for Stinkfinger, mainly because the meaning behind the moniker AND personally knowing the man makes it all too perfect.

And I have sex with him on a consistent basis.

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Frank Coztansa

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Posted: Wed Oct 10, 2007 6:38 pm

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i like mine, because my name really is Frank. but i like dr ken and stink best.

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HappyHour Jason

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Posted: Wed Oct 10, 2007 8:02 pm

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Where is the love for MAO, ROONEY or Linda S.?

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sportsfan

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Posted: Wed Oct 10, 2007 8:47 pm

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Darkside has, hands down, the best location.

I laugh out loud every time I read it.

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Brick

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Posted: Wed Oct 10, 2007 8:49 pm

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Frank Coztansa wrote:

i like mine, because my name really is Frank. but i like dr ken and stink best.

That's why I like mine too. My name is really Boilermaker.

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Stinkfinger The Crow

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Posted: Thu Oct 11, 2007 12:16 am

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Ugueth Will Shiv You wrote:

I had to vote for Stinkfinger, mainly because the meaning behind the moniker AND personally knowing the man makes it all too perfect.

And I have sex with him on a consistent basis.

I thought it was making love.

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good dolphin

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Posted: Thu Oct 11, 2007 11:57 am

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My humor is much too sophisticated for this group.

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Colonel Angus

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Posted: Thu Oct 11, 2007 1:07 pm

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I went with the good doctor. Any name that has a title is good. If only spinnin' bucket was Col. Sanders instead...

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Gloopan Kuratz

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Posted: Thu Oct 11, 2007 2:03 pm

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I always laugh when I see the moniker "Curious Hair"

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spmack

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Posted: Thu Oct 11, 2007 2:21 pm

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Stinkfinger the Crow. Because when we used to be at odds, I used to call him Stickfigure the Hoe. :wink:

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spmack

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Posted: Thu Oct 11, 2007 2:23 pm

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C. Howitt Fealz is pretty good too. And lets not forget an oldie but goodie, Anusface aka Penisbreath.

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HappyHour Jason

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Posted: Thu Oct 11, 2007 3:03 pm

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C Howitt Fealz hasn't posted in awhile but he had a great avatar...

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