Les Hawks sont à Montréal ce soir, leur seule visite à la belle province. Alors, ici pour nos Blackhawks, la lampe en haut l'autre but est sans lumière, depuis l'équipe ne marquant pas souvent. Je ne sais pas pourquoi ces joueurs ne peuvent pas marquer les buts quand ils sont le première équipe dans les tirs! Il faut que le capitan fait un bon exemple avec son jeu et pas son mots. C'est rien si il parle l'importance de l'effort. Il a trop d'argent. Aussi, il faut que l'entraîneur Quenneville est composer les lignes que mieux assistent son joueurs. Toews doit jouer avec Saad et Kane en le première trio. C'est trop simple!

Sont les Habitants tres formidable? Ouais, ils ont plus de points, mais ils ont gagné les points dans le tirs de barrage ou le prolongation. Ils ont permis trente-cinq buts. Ils ont marqué vingt-huit. Ils ne semblent pas élite pour moi! Mais c'est notre équipe qui perd chaque fois! Est-ce que Dieu déteste nous? Oui, je sais Québec est un pays Catholique traditionellement, mais nous avons beaucoup des Catholiques en Illinois aussi! Peut-être notre Dieu n'est pas un Catholique. Peut-être il n'y a pas un Dieu. Tabernac! Regardez! Les Blackhawks ruinent. Voici pourquoi les Hockey-Gays rient à moi.

Pour le Tricolore, observez P.K. Subban à défense, et Max Pacioretty, Brendan Gallagher, et Alex Galchenyuk à les positions attaquants. P-A Parenteau est un Québecois, oui, une rarité pour les Glorieux aujourd'hui, mais Parenteau n'est pas Rocket Richard. Il n'est pas Serge Savard. Il n'est même pas Vincent Damphousse!

Allons-y, Hawks!

Voici les nombres pour le match:
classement du Chicago
6 victoires, 5 défaites, 1 défaites en prolongation = 13 points
apres le réglage: 4 victoires, 6 défaites, 2 matches nuls avant le tirs de barrage = 10 points
14,080 points prédit

classement du Montréal
8 victoires, 3 défaites, 1 défaites en prolongation = 17 points
apres le réglage: 5 victoires, 4 défaites, 3 matches nuls avant le tirs de barrage = 13 points
9,133 points prédit

les buts
Chicago: 2,250 buts pour (25e), 1,917 buts contre (5e), 0,333 différence (11e)
Montréal: 2,333 buts pour (24e), 2,917 buts contre (20e), -0,583 différence (25e)

les punitions
Chicago: 7,2 minutes chaque match (1e)
Montréal: 11,6 minutes chaque match (17e)

le supériorité numérique et l'infériorité numérique
Chicago: 9/49 en le supériorité (18.4%, 17e), 34/37 en l'infériorité (91.9%, 3e)
Montréal: 3/33 supériorité (9.1%, 27e), 44/51 et l'infériorité (86.3%, 8e)

les tirs chaque match
Chicago: 38,4 pour (1e! incroyable!), 27,4 tirs contre (6e)
Montréal: 27,7 pour (24e), 31,6 tirs contre (22e)

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What kind of commie pinko bastard don't speak Amurican on Election Day of all days?

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

AMEN!!!

The Hawks are in Montreal tonight, their only visit to the beautiful province. So here for our Blackhawks, the lamp above the other goal is no light, since the team is not scoring often. I do not know why these players can not score goals when they are the first team in shots! It is necessary that the captain is a good example with his play and not his words. It's nothing if he speaks of the importance of effort. He has too much money. Also, it is necessary that the coach Quenneville is composing lines that better attend his players. Toews to play with Saad and Kane in the first trio. It's too easy! Are Inhabitants very wonderful? Yeah, they have more points, but they won the points in the shootout or overtime. They allowed thirty-five goals. They scored twenty-eight. They do not seem to me elite! But it is our team that loses every time! Does God hate us? Yes, I know Quebec is a traditionally Catholic country, but we have a lot of Catholics in Illinois too! Perhaps our God is not a Catholic. Maybe there is not a God. Tabernac! Look! Blackhawks ruin. Here's why Hockey Gays laugh at me. For the Canadiens, PK Subban to watch defense, Max Pacioretty, Brendan Gallagher and Alex Galchenyuk to attackers positions. PA Parenteau is a Québecois, yes, a rarity for Glorious today, but Parenteau is not Rocket Richard. It is not Serge Savard. It is not even Vincent Damphousse! Let's go, Hawks! Here are the numbers for the match ranking Chicago 6 wins, 5 losses, 1 overtime losses = 13 points after setting: 4 wins, 6 losses, 2 matches zero before the shootout 10 points = 14.080 predicted point standings Montreal 8 wins, 3 losses, 1 overtime losses = 17 points after the setting: 5 wins, 4 losses, 3 draws before the shootout 13 points = 9.133 point predicted goals Chicago: 2,250 goals (25th), goals against 1.917 (5th), 0.333 difference (11th) Montreal: 2,333 goals (24th), 2.917 goals against (20th), -0.583 difference (25th) punishments Chicago 7.2 minutes per game (1st), Montreal 11.6 minutes per game (17th) the numerical superiority and inferiority Digital Chicago in the superiority 9/49 (18.4%, 17), 34/37 in the inferiority (91.9%, 3rd) Montreal: 3/33 superiority (9.1%, 27th), and the inferiority 44/51 (86.3%, shots every game Chicago: 38.4 (1st incredible!) 27.4 shots against (6) Montreal: 27.7 (24th), 31.6 shots against (22)



Google Chromes best guess

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Team Cutler.

God bless CH. We are lucky to have him.

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Hawaii (fuck) You

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Sweet!
A penalty to start the game!

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

When is it time to worry?

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I'm going to bounce from the spot for awhile but I will be back at some point to argue with you about this hoops stuff again. Playoffs have been great this season. See ya up the road.

I'm out.

Now.

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

Well I have a tv dedicated to this crap, but the main ones are election central.

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Hawaii (fuck) You

There we go

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Fare you well, fare you well
I love you more than words can tell
Listen to the river sing sweet songs
To rock my soul

I saw that...

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Hawaii (fuck) You

I see Toews scored his team leading 5th goal tonight.

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Proud member of the white guy grievance committee

It aint the six minutes. Its what happens in those six minutes.

Best second period I've seen the team have in a long time, perhaps all year, for whatever that's worth. Lots of near-goals, as usual.

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Don't tell Denis.

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Elections have consequences.

Might be the most dominant 10 minute stretch I've seen. That was really something in the second half of the second.

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

The Montreal faithful were booing when the Habs were in Chicago's end and making a complete hash of it. Don't tell Rongey and Herb.

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They can eat dirt.

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

Starting to come together.

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

Well, Sharp had an alright season I guess. She's over.

I said I saw the Toews goal. He plays well, we win. No shock to me. He needs to be held accountable when we lose. He gets a pass from the media because he does things none of us regular schmucks can see. And yes, I said we. I have committed to the Indian.

Ok back to searching precinct results.

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Hawaii (fuck) You

Sharp had "I'm out for the year" face.

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Did he get hurt...I must have missed it. The sound is on CNN. Hawks relegated to tv #1.

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Hawaii (fuck) You

YES OR NO?

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Elections have consequences.

Yea, lower body injury he'll be day-to-day until July. Then he'll be reevaluated.

Will he still be able to sleep with other players' wives? Lower body injuries could impair that activity.

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Hawaii (fuck) You

Un jeu blanc pour nos Montréalais!

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Toews is just so over rated
Wish he would score more

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Habs are now four points over .500 with a -12 in goals.

Holtby is nothing special; Hawks should continue progressing to the mean against the Crapitals.

Blues won again, Minnesota prrrrobably won't.

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Any thoughts on Sharp?

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014