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PostPosted: Thu Nov 06, 2014 5:17 pm 
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These are fantastic reads and some good old clips of him drunk on post-game shows....recommend checking em out

http://deadspin.com/he-reeked-of-jim-be ... 1655614740

this read in particular is spicy...

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Friend was a waitress years ago at his Chicago steakhouse. "Coach" was eating in-house one night with a group of male friends and although she was two weeks new and hadn't met him yet, she got the call to wait on his table. She grew up in Schaumburg and loved Ditka.

Friend: This is such an honor, I'm such a huge fan. It's so great to wait on you guys tonight.

Ditka: (takes cigar out of mouth, looks up at her, and takes a ten second pause)...

Ditka: ...

Ditka: ...

Ditka: (finally, without smiling) Can I eat your pussy?

This is a true story.

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PostPosted: Thu Nov 06, 2014 5:18 pm 
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Charming.

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PostPosted: Thu Nov 06, 2014 5:24 pm 
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I know it's a double standard based on how I view other sports celebrities but almost all of that stuff is pretty awesome.

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PostPosted: Thu Nov 06, 2014 5:29 pm 
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The clip of Ditka and Jonny Morris F-Bombing each other is pretty great...

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PostPosted: Thu Nov 06, 2014 5:31 pm 
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Charming.


Straightforward

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PostPosted: Thu Nov 06, 2014 9:36 pm 
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He's a sociopath. But in a good way. My wife coined that phrase about me once.

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PostPosted: Thu Nov 06, 2014 10:26 pm 
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That is all great stuff. When you could be a larger than life character in different times. Not always good but I would bet a lot of money all the B&B types that tear him down would love to have him today for material. Hell he made Boers with who you crappin.

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PostPosted: Thu Nov 06, 2014 11:43 pm 
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:lol: love the video of him and Morris cussing at each other

Lots of good memories

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PostPosted: Thu Nov 06, 2014 11:47 pm 
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The payoff to that Johnny Morris video is just...it's just perfect. Long live Ditka.

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And smart people wonder why meatballs hang onto Ditka.

Trestman is fun, too. He had a hilarious quip on synergy the other day.

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The payoff to that Johnny Morris video is just...it's just perfect. Long live Ditka.

:lol:
I have never seen that clip before. I almost died when he stood up. :lol:

I will say this - Ditka came in all fired up, but pretty much backed down when Johnny gave it right back to him.

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PostPosted: Fri Nov 07, 2014 12:01 am 
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The pacing of that whole thing is exactly like the sort of dumbass attempts at sketch comedy my friends and I would videotape in middle school, except this was ten years before then and happened in real life.

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PostPosted: Fri Nov 07, 2014 12:43 am 
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Morris interviewing drunk Ditka was great too.

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That was a really fun read...wow.

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