There is my answer.

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

I bet you'd like to know.

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

Yeah, Rick, are you courteous enough to bring day-old pastries?

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You know me like that.

Rick just brings the day old bread loaves from Jimmy Johns

I'll bet he slices them into many pieces, though.

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You know me like that.

So then why did you ask?

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

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-- source

classic

Make sure you place the pizza order under the name of a McCaskey.

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What kind of psycho brings muffins to a football party?

Thanks for inviting me to your house. Here are my leftovers from breakfast from yesterday.

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

I had the croissant donut at Dunkin' Donuts over the weekend.

You know what it tastes like? A croissant with glaze on it.

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You know me like that.

saw a few pics of it and did not look terribly impressive

unfortunately pretty much everything food related DD puts out now is a giant FAIL

It was alright. It just didn't taste much different than a regular glazed doughnut for twice the price.

I'd get it again if I was in the mood. But, I'm not a big doughnut guy.

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You know me like that.

The only acceptable purchase is a Boston Creme donut.

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

How old were the hot wings?

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

Yup. It was great seeing BRick set him up and Q fall for it hook line and sinker.

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Fare you well, fare you well
I love you more than words can tell
Listen to the river sing sweet songs
To rock my soul

The first line is why Lou's is the best.

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No surprise that Panther is a cheap fuck too.

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KRAMER: Ah, gentlemen.. bagels on the house!

JERRY: How was your first day?

KRAMER: Oh, fantastic! (Jerry and George both pick out a bagel) It felt so good to get my hands back in that dough. (Jerry and George stop before they take a bite from their bagels)

JERRY: Your hands were in the dough?

KRAMER: No, I didn't make these bagels. (Jerry and George both take a bite) Yeah, they're day-olds. The homeless won't even touch them. (Jerry and George stop eating) Oh, we try to fool them by putting a few fresh ones on top, but they dig.. they, they test.

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Good people drink good beer - Hunter S. Thompson

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Waiting for the time when I can finally say
That this has all been wonderful, but now I'm on my way

Every DD everywhere fucks up the breakfast sandwiches. The bread/bagel is always burned.

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Good people drink good beer - Hunter S. Thompson

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Waiting for the time when I can finally say
That this has all been wonderful, but now I'm on my way

Dumpster dining with Panther.

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I've gotten the big and toasted a number of times and it has always been screwed up. Never toasted enough. Soggy Ass bread and nasty fake egg.

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Maybe stop ordering it then?

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Fare you well, fare you well
I love you more than words can tell
Listen to the river sing sweet songs
To rock my soul

Every other sandwich there is worse.

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Didn't Lou's originate in the suburbs?

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I don't like the corn meal in the crust.

Yes, in Lincolnwood. Their headquarters are in Northbrook.

#SuburbsWinAgain

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Good people drink good beer - Hunter S. Thompson

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Waiting for the time when I can finally say
That this has all been wonderful, but now I'm on my way

Lincolnwood was the first...however, he did work at Unos and Dues, then Genos....

And the second Lous was in Wilmette. As the Malnatis lived in Wilmette, it was only a takeout place.

Now, Lincolnwood is borderline city...literally..

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"That's what the internet is for. Slandering others anonymously." Banky
“Been that way since one monkey looked at the sun and told the other monkey ‘He said for you to give me your fuckin’ share.’”

The original Lous had an old time bar. With the swinging tavern doors...only the adults could go in...and Lou was damn smart, invited chicago bears to come and eat for free all the time, so he had players in all the time. Pictures on the wall. the entire family is big into Chicago sports scene as well.

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"That's what the internet is for. Slandering others anonymously." Banky
“Been that way since one monkey looked at the sun and told the other monkey ‘He said for you to give me your fuckin’ share.’”

Nothing has ever originated in the suburbs

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