goddamn i just heard that toronto (you can't spell "toronto" without "tonto" aka spanish for 'stupid') signed russell martin for ~5yr/82mil? hot diggity DAMN MAN, i know the guy isn't exactly jason kendall back there or anything (which is technically both good and mainly bad) but it's not like you're signing the second coming of mike pizza to roidemup and go .280/30/100 every season.
IIRC off the top of my head russell martin is one of those .280/10-15/~75 RBI guys and his gimmick used to be that he'd steal 10-20 bases as a catcher which was !!! but then that kind of went away, and i guess he's now a VETERAN LEADER who KNOWS HOW TO HANDLE A PITCHING STAFF and etc etc..... but 5yr 82mil?
Jason 'Off The Dribble' Goff wrote:
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so while i'm not doubting that russell martin can't help the cubs over the next few years (until that one catcher prospect they reached to get with the 4th overall pick or whatever shows up. schwarber i believe?
and wow, amattacola just said that the braves sent jason heyward to the cardinals for shelby miller! that's a !!!! trade for me because shelby miller was the goods 2 years ago and IIRC after some 4.00+ ERA struggles for the first 1/2 to 2/3 of this year he got it together and finished 3.74/1.28, which is obviously pretty meh.... but hey holy shit couldnt the cubs have traded/dumped-off castro or baez or someone on the reeling-from-the-loss-of-oscar-taveras redbirds and end up getting a bigtime pedigree (rd1 pick 19) pitcher who despite 3.5 months of suckage last year (he had a 2.879 ERA on may 17th and ended up coming down to 3.74 from 2.46 on aug 23) still has a career 3.33/1.23 going on?
he seemed to adjust to the adjustments made to him after 2013, and while his last playoff start (3.2IP of 3ER i believe) was far from the !!! sendoff you'd ideally have, still man, DONT THE CUBS NEED TO BE STOCKPILING SOME POTENTIALLY HIGH-UPSIDE STARTING PITCHERS TO JOIN KYLE HENDRICKS IN THE 2015 ASG?
i'll hangup and wait for my reassurances that this is going according to plan, especially since that #WhenTheCubsSignStanton hashtag i staked out ended up being a whole lot of nothing.
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