1. win the rest of the games!!!!!!!!!

2. you end up with a 10-6 record and tied with SF, DALL, DET and either NO or ATL for the wildcard records...and you beat all of them! You win the tie!

3. Simple!

_________________
"That's what the internet is for. Slandering others anonymously." Banky
“Been that way since one monkey looked at the sun and told the other monkey ‘He said for you to give me your fuckin’ share.’”

This really isn't as outrageous as it may seem.

Favored against the Bucs.

Thursday games have been favoring offenses and the Lions are having trouble with theirs

Dallas is a fade in December with Romo and Bears will be on a long rest

Saints outdoor in December...and they are 4-6

always like to play dome teams outdoor in December against the Lions

They will probably be favored against the Vikings on the road in the last week

Bears!

_________________
O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

don't forget that demarco murray hasn't had his annual injury yet. i'm still expecting him to miss a week or two at some juncture (tho in fairness the same could be say about gay "cigarette" buttler)

and we haven't even taken DIABEETUS into consideration, cuz you know diabetics can't throw the ball at night.

that said, dude, what are you smoking and where can i get some? i can toss it in one of these napkins i've got in my back pocket here.

_________________

All right, you are making me do it...I GUARANTEE the Bears beat the Cowboys.*






*guarantee not applicable in all states

_________________
O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

The only flaw with this theory is that it kinda ignores the fact that the Bears are still worse than all of those teams except POSSIBLY Tampa Bay.

_________________
Fare you well, fare you well
I love you more than words can tell
Listen to the river sing sweet songs
To rock my soul

Keep on trying to keep the value of your tickets up!

_________________
You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

The best reason I can give for the Bears upsetting the cowboys is that the Cowboys look past the Bears.

_________________
"That's what the internet is for. Slandering others anonymously." Banky
“Been that way since one monkey looked at the sun and told the other monkey ‘He said for you to give me your fuckin’ share.’”

No

_________________
Successful calls:

Kyrie Irving will never win anything as a team's alpha: check
T.rubisky is a bust: check
Ben Simmons is a liability: check
The Fields Cult is dumb: double check

2013 CSFMB ROY

The Bears are better than Minnesota and Tampa. Detroit is better on paper but they've already started to Lion themselves and got away with it in London so who knows with that team.

I have them in football hell at 8-8. Beat the Bucs, lose on Thanksgiving, win one of the two vs Dalls & NO, then win the last two meaningless games of the season.

_________________

No. This team sucks and it doesn't matter if they're better on paper than their opponent. They're not even paper champions this year after losing to buffalo and Carolina.

_________________
Successful calls:

Kyrie Irving will never win anything as a team's alpha: check
T.rubisky is a bust: check
Ben Simmons is a liability: check
The Fields Cult is dumb: double check

2013 CSFMB ROY

The Bears will likely lose next week and crush any hopes you had.

_________________

This plan has to be Nas approved, I am shocked we haven't heard from him.

_________________
2018
#ExtendLafleur
10 More Wins

Just remember, New orleans, also bad this year...and even worse outside.

At least this whole crazy scenario makes the detroit game worthy of watching at 11:30 AM on Turkey day

_________________
"That's what the internet is for. Slandering others anonymously." Banky
“Been that way since one monkey looked at the sun and told the other monkey ‘He said for you to give me your fuckin’ share.’”

True. Any kind of hope to keep the games interesting would be nice. I just can't do it.

_________________

I would watch Jacksonville vs. Oakland if it was happening on Thanksgiving.
Anything beats the hell out of sharing time with family you don't want to see the rest of the year on the worst of "major" holidays.

_________________

Thanksigving day teaser

_________________
"That's what the internet is for. Slandering others anonymously." Banky
“Been that way since one monkey looked at the sun and told the other monkey ‘He said for you to give me your fuckin’ share.’”

Rick fails again. Those babies were sold before they kicked off against Buffalo for +2x

_________________
O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

I didn't think a person could pack so many incorrect items into one sentence

_________________
O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

take a look at Dallas under Romo in December. That will warm the cockels of your heart

_________________
O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

What odds you willing to give me that the Bears lose at least one more game?

_________________
You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

zero. That's not the point. I got my money

_________________
O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

Josh McCown will singlehandedly eviscerate the Bears this weekend. Just watch.

_________________

A part of me is definitely rooting for this.

_________________

P-p-p-Playoffs? Don't talk to me about... Playoffs?!?

(aaawk. Polly want a cracker)

_________________
Middle Aged Crazy, like Uncle Terry

This would be a meatball's dream. Would make for great Monday radio theater.

_________________

Scorehead's dream

_________________
2018
#ExtendLafleur
10 More Wins

Please don't lump me with Scorehead.

_________________

I am so sorry, but I didn't know how else to word it. Wear it Leash, wear it!!!

_________________
2018
#ExtendLafleur
10 More Wins

As long as Midget wears it with me.

_________________

He may or may not, either way I won't understand a damn word he types.

_________________
2018
#ExtendLafleur
10 More Wins