Do you have a passion for sports but aren't defined by them?

MattInTheCrown · **Posted:** Wed Aug 06, 2014 9:22 am

Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:

Then, it's apparently time for The Game.

I don't get their tagline here.

"There's a new voice in town. For people that have a passion for sports but aren't defined by them."

What is that target market? I have a passion for sports. I have no idea if I'm defined by them. I might be.

This reeks of marketing business school mumbo-jumbo buzzwords. I hate that. There's no synergy in that.

Another slogan that sounds like it could be cool but makes no sense.

Spaulding · **Posted:** Wed Aug 06, 2014 9:33 am

I got passion in my pants and I ain't afraid to show it, show it, show it, show it.

Matches Malone · **Posted:** Thu Aug 07, 2014 8:18 pm

Spaulding wrote:

I got passion in my pants and I ain't afraid to show it, show it, show it, show it.

Dr. Kenneth Noisewater · **Posted:** Thu Nov 20, 2014 5:12 pm

What am I going to do now?

I have an ill-defined passion for sports. Where am I to go?

Don Tiny · **Posted:** Thu Nov 20, 2014 5:16 pm

Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:

What am I going to do now?

I have an ill-defined passion for sports. Where am I to go?

Perhaps a selfish request, but won't somebody think of the children? Maybe you need to have a talk with yours and then let us know how it went by posting your trusted scribe's transcription of it as has been your custom in the past. Just a thought.

Dr. Kenneth Noisewater · **Posted:** Fri Nov 21, 2014 3:35 pm

Setting: Dr. Ken's Satellite Center
Time: Yesterday

Dr. Ken: Hello children, I'm your father, Dr. Kenneth Noisewater.

Children: Why do the checks come from an LLC?

Dr. Ken: It's a tax thing. Don't worry about it. Just don't tell anyone.

Children: Why are we here?

Dr. Ken: Something very important has happened that Ben Finfer wants you to know about.

Children: Ben who? Did Dan Bernstein go into a name-changing Witness Protection or something?

Dr. Ken: No.....I don't think so. No, Ben Finfer is in the middle of a tirade on this kind of radio station that I listen to here on the dedicated satellite.

Children: Ranting about what?

Dr. Ken: He just got fired on the air.

Children: Like, lit on fire? Cool.

Dr. Ken: NO! People that have jobs sometimes lose them and that's referred to as being "fired".

Children: Wow. Jobs sound like they suck. We're never getting one of those.

Dr. Ken: There may come a day where you guys actually have to do some work at the company to make some money.

Children: If you like that company at all, you better pray that day never happens, old man.

Dr. Ken: Good point.

Children: This guy sounds really upset. If it bugs you so much, why don't you give him a job?

Dr. Ken: To be truthful, I never really listened to the show. This was just...

Children: Then what the fuck are we doing here! We swear to God being around you is a waste of time!

Dr. Ken: That's not very nice. The holidays are coming up.

Children: We were going to ask what you wanted for Christmas.

Dr. Ken: That's nice of you to think of me, I guess I'd....

Children: But, then we didn't really care.

Dr. Ken: Oh.

Children: He sounds like he's calming down now. I'm sure things are going to be OK. There are lots of those job things out there, right?

Dr. Ken: Not really.

Children: Then, his legal-father-like guy will give him a couple million to get him through the weekend at least, right?

Dr. Ken: Probably not.

Children: That does suck.

Dr. Ken: You guys don't really get much out of these talks, do you?

Children: Getting a job sucks and Dan Bernstein killed a guy?

Dr. Ken: Don't kill anybody on New Year's Eve.

Children: Later.

Regular Reader · **Posted:** Fri Nov 21, 2014 4:47 pm

Hank Scorpio · **Posted:** Fri Nov 21, 2014 10:26 pm

Wait a second. They let the hosts go off on air?! They were notified while on air???

Don Tiny · **Posted:** Fri Nov 21, 2014 10:29 pm

Hank Scorpio wrote:

Wait a second. They let the hosts go off on air?! They were notified while on air???

You're aware it's 2014 and a black guy is President but not coach of the Bears, right?

Dr. Kenneth Noisewater · **Posted:** Fri Nov 21, 2014 10:31 pm

Don Tiny wrote:

Hank Scorpio wrote:

Wait a second. They let the hosts go off on air?! They were notified while on air???

You're aware it's 2014 and a black guy is President but not coach of the Bears, right?

Do you think Obama should be coaching the Bears?

Hank Scorpio · **Posted:** Fri Nov 21, 2014 10:40 pm

Don Tiny wrote:

Hank Scorpio wrote:

Wait a second. They let the hosts go off on air?! They were notified while on air???

You're aware it's 2014 and a black guy is President but not coach of the Bears, right?

I haven't been on the board recently and I never listen to the game.

Don Tiny · **Posted:** Fri Nov 21, 2014 10:45 pm

Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:

Don Tiny wrote:

Hank Scorpio wrote:

Wait a second. They let the hosts go off on air?! They were notified while on air???

You're aware it's 2014 and a black guy is President but not coach of the Bears, right?

Do you think Obama should be coaching the Bears?

Don Tiny · **Posted:** Fri Nov 21, 2014 10:46 pm

Hank Scorpio wrote:

Don Tiny wrote:

Hank Scorpio wrote:

Wait a second. They let the hosts go off on air?! They were notified while on air???

You're aware it's 2014 and a black guy is President but not coach of the Bears, right?

I haven't been on the board recently and I never listen to the game.

http://www.score670.com/phpBB/viewtopic.php?f=160&t=90490

spanky · **Posted:** Fri Nov 21, 2014 11:27 pm

Don Tiny wrote:

Hank Scorpio wrote:

Wait a second. They let the hosts go off on air?! They were notified while on air???

You're aware it's 2014 and a black guy is President but not coach of the Bears, right?

Do you have a passion for sports but aren't defined by them?

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