http://www.portablenorthpole.tv/home

Santa sends a personalized video. You put in any name, and he says the name and if you want you can include a picture, so he has one in his book when he looks up her file to see if she is naughty or nice.

If you have kids that are at the belief stage I HIGHLY reccomend this one. Ive seen others but this one is done really well.

Essentially Santa will adress your kid by name, talk about traveling to where you live and what the kid is getting for christmas.


My daughter just watched it and it was one of the coolest moments Ive had as a parent. The look in her eyes when he knew her name and she KNEW this was a message from Santa JUST FOR HER was priceless.


Its very easy to set up. Takes less than 2 minutes.

Show her this one next.

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You never miss your wealth, till your well went dry
Seem like only yesterday, you were here smiling
Now you gone away, but I know you in a better place
No traces of you, what can I do?
Alone and confused

Enjoy the skittles.

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That's my purse! I don't know you!

Thanks RPB.

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"He is a loathsome, offensive brute
--yet I can't look away."

We did this for my oldest, put her on the naughty list...it's actually not that bad because it gives them a pep talk to improve,. Today I heard her tell her sister not to take a toy from her brother because "Santa is watching." We also made a "nice list" one for her too so after she does something good we will show it to her. We made one for my middle child too, but she is still a little young to "get it," but she liked to video.

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Very cool, thanks

I know it's an old image, but

Santa Claus my ass. Dad with the old computer at home is the one bringing home the IPod, PS3, clothes and DRose Addidas' kiddo.

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There are only two examples of infinity: The universe and human stupidity and I'm not sure about the universe.

Thanks a lot for this, RPB. I can't wait for my kids to see this.

Don't get me wrong it's pretty cool.

I'll hold my balls to the computer screen so my future kids can see this.

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You never miss your wealth, till your well went dry
Seem like only yesterday, you were here smiling
Now you gone away, but I know you in a better place
No traces of you, what can I do?
Alone and confused

I think we will do this tomorrow for Tora.

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I hope you're not referencing FrAjent.

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

nope, the letter.

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KID: I want a racing car set.

KRAMER: Ho ho ho ho A racing car set! Those are assembled in Tai Wan by kids like you. And these Coleman pigs, they sell it at triple the cost.

KID: But I want a racing car set.

KRAMER: You see kid, you're being bamboozaled. These capatalist fat cats are inflating the profit margin and reducing your total number of toys.

KID: Hey, this guy's a COMMIE!

MICKEY: Hey, kid, quiet. Were did a nice little boy like you learn such a bad word like that? Huh?

KID: Commie, Commie, Commie . . .

MICKEY: Santa is not a Commie. He just forgot how his good friend stuck his neck out for him to get him a good job like this. Didn't he Santa!

STORE MANAGER: Is there a problem here?

KRAMER: ho ho ho ho!

KID: This guy's a Commie. He's spreading propoganda.

STORE MANAGER: Oh yeah? Well that's enough pinko! You're through. The both of ya!

MICKEY: I got two kids in college.

KRAMER: You can't fire me, I'm Santa Claus.

STORE MANAGER: Not anymore! Get your skinny ass out of here!

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"But daddy, why does Santa's mouth keep moving when no words are being said?"

"That's because he is Chinese, honey."

Thanks for posting this, kids really liked. I used the "naughty" option for my son - try to light a fire under him a little.

Also - for those with young kids, I strongly suggest "Elf on a Shelf" for helping with naughty/nice kids during the holidays. My kids eat that one up.

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Spanky, I don't believe it is edible. Please advise.

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Elf on the shelf is almost more fun for me as a parent. When the girls go brush their teeth I hide it and they freak out, can't believe that "Dinah" (that's what they named 'him') has gone. Then the next morning there is a hunt looking for where he shows up next.

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When it's time for the youngins to stop believin' in xmas bs, show em a movie-film out of australia called 'Fortress'

Not sure if this is going to be available for free anymore. They have a premium one for 3.99 and another for 9.99 (Mike North price scale)


Think im gonna go grab and elf on the shelf today

This is my favorite holiday tradition...

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Nice work

Fuck Santa Claus. Jay Cutler sucks.

so the north pole is in minnesota, right? and thats where jesus santa clause lives?

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the world will always the world. your entire existence is defined by your response.

My oldest child still believes in Santa Clause in 7th grade. I'm not going to be the one to break it to him. He's a nice kid with a big heart who has such an optimistic view of humanity there is no way I'm going to let that get crushed. He is incredibly bright and he questions things so I would think he would have broken through this barrier already. I think he figures as long as he gets what he wants every December 25 he is happy to remain in the matrix.

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

Jason Bernstein would like a word with him.

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Proud member of the white guy grievance committee

It aint the six minutes. Its what happens in those six minutes.

He would be contacting the proper authorities by the end of that conversation, I imagine.

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

Guy I work with had a freshman in high school who has not admitted it yet


She has to know

I was figuring i was coming to the end of the line with age 8. Guess not.

I was always a little bewildered when friends would tell me how the kids still believed in later childhood years . Now I understand. Mine is 5 and I hope it lasts forever.

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Proud member of the white guy grievance committee

It aint the six minutes. Its what happens in those six minutes.

Bless em, it's one of the great things of life to believe in Santa and all that sh*t...then you grow up and aside from hot chicks and money, nothing is that cool

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GOB: "My God, what is this feeling?"
Michael: "Could it be love?"
GOB: "I know what an erection feels like, Michael. No, it's the opposite. It's... it's like my heart is getting hard."