- Briggs opens a restaurant

- Cutler and his wife didn't vaccinate their kids.

- Brandon Marshall goes to NY on Tuesdays

- Brandon Marshall holds a press conference to tell the world "The bitch had it coming" during the week that the NFL was cracking down on domestic violence.

- Brandon Marshall yells at team after Dolphins game.

- Brandon Marshall wants to fight a fan.

- Back to back blow out losses to Packers and Patriots where an average of 40 points were scored in the first half alone. (You will never see that happen ever again in the NFL, by the way.)

- Long says fuck you to Bears fans and blames them for a loss.

- Houston tells Bears fans to eat dirt.

- Houston blows out ACL celebrating his first sack while the Bears are down by 30 points.

- OC says Cutler sucks

- OC cries in front of team and says sorry for saying Cutler sucks.

- Trestman thinks everything is fine during all of it.

What did I miss? Just wanted to chronicle all of the shit. Cuz you tend to forget how much weird and stupid happened this year.

Still have 3 games left. More shit is gonna happen.

Wow,did you actually remember all that stuff?

Most of it is just noise until the next game. The local media blows 99.9% of anything out of Halas Hall out of proportion to fill time on talk radio and lines of print.

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favrefan said:"Chris Coghlan isn't gonna pay your rent, Jimmy."

Aug 6: Martellus Bennett fined and given an indefinite suspension for for conduct detrimental to the team after he was involved in a fight at practice with rookie cornerback Kyle Fuller.

Aug 10: Martellus Bennett rejoined teammates at Olivet Nazarene University, six days after the club levied an unspecified fine and indefinite suspension.

Sept 5: Bears Will Rotate Captain Spots in 2014 Season
Marc Trest man said "At some point about later in the season when the time is right, there will be a time where we can possibly elect captains for the year. But I think it’s still fluid, and in the best interest of the team to continue to make it a fluid process week in and week out. We have so many new guys, a lot of young guys in a lot of different places.”

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- Trestman's daughters trolled and threatened via social media.

- Fans so apathetic that they even gave up booing.

- After almost a full year without a Bears' victory at Soldier Field, these teams were victorious... Blackhawks, Packers (Twice), Bills, Dolphins and a New Zealand Rugby Team called The All Blacks.

- Martellus Bennett's bizarre sound bites/interviews... period. Willie Wonka, Scooby Doo, Unicorns, etc.

I'm sure there are many more.

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"This is Chicago, my friend. Anything can happen."

Forgot our "ELITE" QB per the Emery calculation system, the backfield disruption leader of #50, QB touches of #69 and he had some other weakass stat for Lamarr and I promise the 2 games that PAEA had v TB and MINN.

Had the Mel Tucker pressers which differ 100% from TIM Jennings accounts.

The locker room fight that Tresty heard alot of but not all of it and heard some of it....

And then the #1 on the list as it all stinks from the head down....the "fire everyone" meeting in a storeroom in GB!

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"That's what the internet is for. Slandering others anonymously." Banky
“Been that way since one monkey looked at the sun and told the other monkey ‘He said for you to give me your fuckin’ share.’”

The infamous meeting behind close doors at Lambeau that was reported to be guarded by Wisconsin State Troopers.

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"This is Chicago, my friend. Anything can happen."

- Brian Urlacher calls out Jay Cutler and says the only thing "elite" about him is his salary.

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"This is Chicago, my friend. Anything can happen."

2012 Bears hire Phil Emery as GM
2013 Bears hire Marc Trestman as head coach

Nothing the Bears have done is as bad as what some "fans" did!


http://www.970espn.com/onair/gregg-hens ... -12962670/

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favrefan said:"Chris Coghlan isn't gonna pay your rent, Jimmy."

Yeah, no. I think sports journalists are the lowest form of life on earth, but nothing is being blown out of proportion. I was going to say the Bears are a dumpster fire, but I think we're well past that. You know the book Red Dragon? Remember the part when the killer kidnaps the tabloid hack and superglues him to an old wooden wheelchair and bites his lips off and sets him on fire and rolls the whole bloody mess down the ramp at a parking garage? That nude, lipless, flaming atrocity listing its way down a ramp and into traffic--that's what the Bears are.

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The Bulls haven't done anything wrong, and they're not going to do anything wrong.

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favrefan said:"Chris Coghlan isn't gonna pay your rent, Jimmy."

This is the first time I ever saw the actual messages. These are absolutely despicable.

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"This is Chicago, my friend. Anything can happen."

And don't forget, a "pussy"

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RFDC thinks I'm retarded.

You might see back to back blowouts again, but you will never, ever see a coach say that "our locker room is in a good place right now" after said blowouts, and while in the midst of a 5 out of 6 games.

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the trestman quote of the year quote needs to have a specific mention

Don't forget about this;

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holy shit frank is back? so does this mean the plans for the 3rd board are out the window now? dammit i was really looking forward to my $20 and ride to the greenline for trainspotting some primo real estate for it.

also, bears. this 2014 team is what it is.... but it's not even like the 2013 bears were all that great (and thus one could argue the 2002 bears were way more of a letdown/clusterfuck even tho just about everyone to a man who really watched the 2001 bears knew they were perhaps one of the worst 13-3 teams of all-time)

so yeah nothing surprises me. even the fact that yesterday stubhub was e-mailing me to let me know i could have sat in section 445 row 1 for $52 (on a $110 face ticket) but after my 3 games this year i was like "i'm good"

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Sent to W&S today...

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Back to back blow outs. Of course, you'll see that again. I'm specifically talking about back to back 1st halves where the opponent averaged 40 points. That truly is remarkable and that will never happen again to any NFL team.

Truly cutting edge Beardown. You are must read material.

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Hawaii (fuck) You

What the hell? What did I do wrong now? Never said anything was cutting edge. Can't I just talk sports every now and then?

Add the illegal formation/10 men on the field fake punt to the list.

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Where the long-snapper lined up at LT and the RG snapped the ball.

I'm sure nobody saw that coming.

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You know me like that.

Yeah, of your innumerable posting sins, this thread would definitely not appear on the list ... I'm surprised it took this long for someone to think of making a running 2014 Bears failure compendium.

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

Pointless stat to pile on a pointless season:

https://twitter.com/FO_ScottKacsmar/status/544693204608909312?s=01

Rodgers, Brady, Brees vs. 2014 Bears: 94/117 for 1269 yards, 18 TD, 0 INT

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

Wow! I think Gruden alluded to this last night. Somebody needs to find George McCaskey. That cheezy blueblood looking stiff can't be that hard to find.

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favrefan said:"Chris Coghlan isn't gonna pay your rent, Jimmy."

At one point in September, Nas said Cutler was on pace to have those kinds of numbers

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You should post this a couple more times.

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

OK,smartass! The constant attacks for even the smallest comments by me are really,really fucking annoying! Please go find another board member to pass judgement to from your "Board Elder" throne.
In case you can't figure it out: FUCK YOU,you crabby,elitist cocksucker!

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favrefan said:"Chris Coghlan isn't gonna pay your rent, Jimmy."