CHICAGO POLICE REPORT:

Lovie Smith’s house was egged. Chicago police reported that some individual attempted to egg Lovie Smith’s house last night. The report stated:

“An empty egg carton was recovered at the scene. Two eggs hit Mr. Smith’s house. 3 eggs went over his house and hit his neighbor’s back door, 2 eggs hit the houses of each of his next-door neighbors, and the remaining 3 eggs were found broken on the ground near the carton from where the individual threw them. Looking at what was hit, police officials say they are considering Rex Grossman as the primary suspect.”

Minor flaw in the report. Chicago Police has no business in the municipality where Mr. Smith's property is located at. Comedians are lazy f-s, so much so that they don't even check to make sure they get their jurisdictions right.

_________________
"It's not exactly a rocket surgery." D.J.

When asked for a comment on the incident, Coach Smith tersely responded: "Eggs are our breakfast."

_________________

...and this coming just one day after Smith reported hearing prowlers outside his home while holding a meeting with some of his defensive players. They gave chase but were unable to catch up with the alleged suspects.

Nobody could possibly be that bad at throwing eggs, or anything really.

_________________
Paws Up

Take a bow gentlemen

_________________
I'm like a carpenter building stairs.......Always thinking one step ahead.