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PostPosted: Wed Nov 26, 2014 11:46 am 
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Whoever decided a car commercial should have a god damn alarm clock sound needs to fucking shot!

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Gotta give credit where credit is due. The new Jake's Mint Chew commercial had me laughing.

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I could listen to that Southern Belle doing the GEICO commercial read a sini post to me.

She should do the updates.

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Seems like every fast food ad now says "melty" cheese, which drives me nuts. It's extremely grating (no pun intended).

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Matt: I'm Matt Abbattacola and I'm here with Dr. Kenneth Noisewater from some company name that's hard to understand. Ken, thanks for being here.

Dr. Ken: My pleasure, Matt. Thanks for taking the time. Thanks. I appreciate it. Thanks.

Matt: Tell me about what you do.

Dr. Ken: Sure, I'd be happy to. Thanks. We specialize in individuals taking on corporations or other corporations taking on corporations or individuals against other individuals or any of them taking on small pets.

Matt: Interesting. Could you give me an example?

Dr. Ken: Sure. Thanks. Recently we took on a fitness center that stopped offering showers. We argued that with your membership you were already paying to see old fat guys walking around naked. After 7 years, we won a settlement for over $15 million. Of course, with a claim that size the individual payouts weren't that large but we made a metric shit-ton of money.

Matt: Great. I appreciate you being here.

Dr. Ken: Yeah, thanks for havin' me. Thanks. Thanks again.

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:
Matt: I'm Matt Abbattacola and I'm here with Dr. Kenneth Noisewater from some company name that's hard to understand. Ken, thanks for being here.

Dr. Ken: My pleasure, Matt. Thanks for taking the time. Thanks. I appreciate it. Thanks.

Matt: Tell me about what you do.

Dr. Ken: Sure, I'd be happy to. Thanks. We specialize in individuals taking on corporations or other corporations taking on corporations or individuals against other individuals or any of them taking on small pets.

Matt: Interesting. Could you give me an example?

Dr. Ken: Sure. Thanks. Recently we took on fitness center that stopped offering showers. We argued that with your membership you were already paying to see old fat guys walking around naked. After 7 years, we won a settlement for over $15 million. Of course, with a claim that size the individual payouts weren't that large but we made a metric shit-ton of money.

Matt: Great. I appreciate you being here.

Dr. Ken: Yeah, thanks for havin' me. Thanks. Thanks again.


:lol: :lol: That dumbass Siprut guy pretty much just says, "Hey, you may only get three bucks for your drink ticket, but I'm getting rich off this shit! Check out my office on State Street! Drinks at Beef and Brandy are on me!"

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I don't even understand why they are advertising. Are there throngs of people out there looking to start a class-action lawsuit?

And, even if there were, it says right in the ad it's not worth your time. Whoever wrote that ad should be sued.

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all these Honda commercials with 80's toys- he man, strawberry shortcake, etc.

holy fuck......and there are corresponding radio ads too now


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all these Honda commercials with 80's toys- he man, strawberry shortcake, etc.

holy fuck......and there are corresponding radio ads too now


I've seen enough Buick commercials to last a lifetime!

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That Buick commercial when the neighbors - the Garcias - come home with a new car and the husband and wife speculate what kind of car it is and if he got a raise. "Good for him" the husband says. The wife says "good for her" and clearly makes a face (after a shot of the hunky neighbor) that says "I want to fuck Mr. Garcia". Whore.

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I HATE THE FUCKING MUSIC IN THOSE GODDAMN BUICK COMMERCIALS!


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I'm guessing it didn't hurt that Z Baking guy that Rich Melman is his dad's best friend when he went to bank his deal.

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That Buick commercial when the neighbors - the Garcias - come home with a new car and the husband and wife speculate what kind of car it is and if he got a raise. "Good for him" the husband says. The wife says "good for her" and clearly makes a face (after a shot of the hunky neighbor) that says "I want to fuck Mr. Garcia". Whore.


i like how in most of those commercials the iconic buick logo is facing the people commenting and somehow they cant figure out its a buick? wtf?

and the one where they are amazed the person can afford such a fancy car.... well their driveway has a wrought iron decorative fence/gate.... last time I checked there weren't too many poor people with that at the end of their driveways


my wife literally makes me press mute anytime the value city furniture commercial comes on where the wife keeps saying "chaise" in a dramatic voice.... she cant stand it


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billypootons wrote:
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That Buick commercial when the neighbors - the Garcias - come home with a new car and the husband and wife speculate what kind of car it is and if he got a raise. "Good for him" the husband says. The wife says "good for her" and clearly makes a face (after a shot of the hunky neighbor) that says "I want to fuck Mr. Garcia". Whore.


i like how in most of those commercials the iconic buick logo is facing the people commenting and somehow they cant figure out its a buick? wtf?


What about the commercial with the valet?

Which one is the Buick?
The one with the Buick emblem on the grill, you idiot.

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Those commercials are terrible.

She should reply, "dumbass, its the big gray car right in front of you"

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All I got to say is who ever came up with the idea for the idea for the Game of war commercials and the way they got Upton dressed needs to get a raise of at least triple of what he is making. just for the one where she is on the horse.

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Frank Coztansa wrote:
Those commercials are terrible.

She should reply, "dumbass, its the big gray car right in front of you"


"It's the car whose lights flash when you hit the remote."

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After not hearing them for quite some time, I've started hearing the John Cicco commercials again on AM1000. Has anyone ever listened to one of those commercials all the way to the end? I can't imagine anyone listening to those irritating women signing that irritating song and changing the station.

That's Kars 4 Kids levels of bad.


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Tad Queasy wrote:
After not hearing them for quite some time, I've started hearing the John Cicco commercials again on AM1000. Has anyone ever listened to one of those commercials all the way to the end? I can't imagine anyone listening to those irritating women signing that irritating song and changing the station.

That's Kars 4 Kids levels of bad.


http://vimeo.com/50741994

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redskingreg wrote:
Tad Queasy wrote:
After not hearing them for quite some time, I've started hearing the John Cicco commercials again on AM1000. Has anyone ever listened to one of those commercials all the way to the end? I can't imagine anyone listening to those irritating women signing that irritating song and changing the station.

That's Kars 4 Kids levels of bad.


http://vimeo.com/50741994


I don't get it (nothing happens when I click the link).


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Tad Queasy wrote:
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Tad Queasy wrote:
After not hearing them for quite some time, I've started hearing the John Cicco commercials again on AM1000. Has anyone ever listened to one of those commercials all the way to the end? I can't imagine anyone listening to those irritating women signing that irritating song and changing the station.

That's Kars 4 Kids levels of bad.


http://vimeo.com/50741994


I don't get it (nothing happens when I click the link).


Click play on the video, then enjoy the tune!

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I can't hear the All Canada Show jingle without thinking Daaaan Maneeeeeeeeeeeeel.

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Joel Clark sounds different.

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Joel Clark sounds different.


Lol. "This is 'Dan Tullis'...and I just called...'Joel Clark'...Hi Mr. Tullis..." Are we supposed to know these people?

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The Steve Miller Band sucks major ass in the first place, but those new Taco Bell commercials
featuring an updated version of "Take The Money and Run" make me want to fucking scream.
:evil: :evil: :evil:

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redskingreg wrote:
Tad Queasy wrote:
redskingreg wrote:
Tad Queasy wrote:
After not hearing them for quite some time, I've started hearing the John Cicco commercials again on AM1000. Has anyone ever listened to one of those commercials all the way to the end? I can't imagine anyone listening to those irritating women signing that irritating song and changing the station.

That's Kars 4 Kids levels of bad.


http://vimeo.com/50741994


I don't get it (nothing happens when I click the link).


Click play on the video, then enjoy the tune!


That song displeases me, Gregory.


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I don't even understand why they are advertising. Are there throngs of people out there looking to start a class-action lawsuit?

And, even if there were, it says right in the ad it's not worth your time. Whoever wrote that ad should be sued.

We could all start a class-action suit against Siprut's advertising agency, and get Siprut to represent us.

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The BlueCross commercial in the helicopter is annoying, and half of it is unintelligible.

If only a chopper had crashed into the recording studio while they were cutting this...


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Who the fuck is this Caller Bob who says every sentence as if it were a question? You know who I am talking about? I am redskingreg?

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