RICH EISEN OFFERS BACKUP IN ANCHOR FIGHT AS DAN PATRICK ADDRESSES COLIN COWHERD’S ‘LAZY’ JAB
Jake O'Donnell 12:19 pm, February 3rd, 2015
In case you missed it yesterday, Colin Cowherd went out of his way to praise Skip Bayless for his tireless reporting on Johnny Manziel’s substance abuse issues.
“Skip outworks everybody,” he said. “Dan Patrick needs 35 producers to fill a segment.”
The same Dan Patrick who took a redeye flight Sunday night from the Super Bowl in Arizona — where he handed out the Vince Lombardi Trophy — to New York for a 9 a.m. simulcast show. If that’s considered lazy then we’ll assume Colin Cowherd does not sleep.
Their beef dates back to (at least) 2012, when Patrick called out Cowherd for ripping him off and using the same question about concussions and youth football to open his interview with Kurt Warner.
It took a call from Rich Eisen, who brought up Cowherd’s insinuation that he was “lazy” and offered to “bring a blowtorch” to any back alley anchor fight, to get D.P. to drop this brutal verse on his arch nemesis over at the mothership. Some prime aged beef right here. Enjoy!
ALL RIGHT. RICH BROUGHT IT UP. I’LL COMMENT ON IT BRIEFLY. I GUESS COLIN COWHERD, WHO WAS TALKING ABOUT JIM ROME AND SKIP BAYLESS’S WORK ETHIC AND HIMSELF, COLIN THROWING HIMSELF IN THERE ABOUT HOW HARD THEY WORK, AND THAT I HAVE 35 PRODUCERS AND SOMEHOW I’M LAZY AND DON’T HAVE A GOOD WORK ETHIC. I’M PARAPHRASING. I WAS JUST TOLD ABOUT THIS YESTERDAY. I DON’T HAVE 35 PRODUCERS. I DON’T WORK AT THE WORLDWIDE LEADER. I DO HAVE TWO PRODUCERS HERE WHO DID WORK ON COLIN’S SHOW. THE ONE THING I DO IS GIVE CREDIT TO MY PRODUCERS ON THE AIR. IT’S NOT A ONE-MAN SHOW. SO ALL THE PEOPLE BEHIND THE SCENES WHO HELP COLIN DO HIS SHOW, THEY DON’T GET ANY RECOGNITION. I CHOOSE TO RECOGNIZE THE PEOPLE WHO WORK ON THIS SHOW, AND THAT’S WHY I HAVE THEM WITH ME. AS FAR AS WORK ETHIC, I DON’T KNOW HOW HARD COLIN COWHERD WORKS, SKIP BAYLESS, JIM ROME, I ASSUME THEY WORK HARD. I HOPE THEY DO. IF YOU WANT TO COMPARE ME TO SKIP BAYLESS, FINE, GO AHEAD. COLIN SHOULD UNDERSTAND TWO WHO WORK WITH ME AT SPORTSCENTER MANAGEMENT AT ESPN E-MAILED TO APOLOGIZE SAYING THEY WERE EMBARRASSED THAT COLIN WOULD BRING SOMETHING UP LIKE THAT. COLIN NEEDS TO WORK HARDER UNDERSTANDING HOW HARD WE WORK ON THIS SHOW. THAT WOULD BE MY SUGGESTION. WHAT WAS IT, A COUPLE OF YEARS AGO I WASN’T ON HIS RADAR, NOW I’M ON HIS SHOW, THOUGH. MUST BE DOING SOMETHING RIGHT. AND HE’S WATCHING THE SHOW, WHICH I APPRECIATE. BUT, HEY, YOU WAN TO CRITICIZE, CRITICIZE. YOU WANT TO USE YOUR AIR TIME, GO AHEAD. CRITICIZE ALL I WANT. IF YOU’RE CRITICIZING ME BECAUSE OF ROB GRONKOWSKI MOMENT ON THE PODIUM, YOU HAVE EVERY RIGHT TO DO IT. GUILTY AS CHARGED. I CRITICIZE MYSELF. YOU KNOW WHAT, COLIN, I’M GOOD ENOUGH TO MAKE A MISTAKE IN FRONT OF 100 MILLION PEOPLE. ARE YOU? HERE IS ONE THING, WE ALL HAVE ESPN MUSCLES. I HAD THEM FOR 18 YEARS. LEAVE ESPN. GET OUT AND DO WHAT I DO. TRY IT. TRY RADIO NETWORK. TRY SIMULCAST. MAYBE COLIN FOR “SPORTS ILLUSTRATED.” THAT’S RIGHT. HOST THE OLYMPICS FOOTBALL NIGHT IN AMERICA AND DO SPORTS JEOPARDY AS WELL, COLIN, TRY IT. THEN WE CAN DISCUSS WORK ETHIC. UNTIL THEN, ENJOY YOUR SHOW, ENJOY YOUR LIFE, BECAUSE IT WILL BE OVER ONE DAY AND NOBODY WILL CARE, JUST LIKE NOBODY IS GOING TO CARE ABOUT WHAT I’M SAYING RIGHT NOW. I’VE GOT TO TAKE A NAP. I’M EXHAUSTED FROM WORKING SO HARD ON THIS SHOW.
Gotta rack him
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